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#28859 (3/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Insomniak> Did anyone else get a boner from watching The Lion King?
<Insomniak> that girl lion was suck a cock teaseComment: One of many easter eggs from the ZDaemon launcher
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#28857 (103/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net
<strangled-cake> why?
<strangled-cake> MPAA subpoena?
<VeryCoolCat> no
<VeryCoolCat> i got a bad porno |
#28853 (0/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
« xfade7 » competition is where you lower the bar to your chest, and a judge makes sure its testing, claps, and you push it all the way up.
« xfade7 » testing=touching
<ThUg_WiGGa> then i test my dick alot |
#28852 (37/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper
<Mr_Rabies> woot.
<Parak> mrproper?
<Parak> did you make a booboo in your source tree? :/
* Parak stabs self
* technodrone stabs Parak
<Mr_Rabies> oe noes
<Mr_Rabies> parak committed seppuku
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
<technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> not if you have 20 penises
<Mr_Rabies> all arranged in a circular pattern.
<janitorbob> but do you have 20 prostates
<Temujin> or don't fap for 20 days to save up
<technodrone> penis gatling gun ?
<Mr_Rabies> no they're like
<technodrone> like cow's utter ?
<Mr_Rabies> a bunch of penises... in a WTF WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS SHIT
<Reptile> i knew i should have just closed irc
<technodrone> it stirrs up chan's interest
* Defenestrator comes back to the channel... and quickly leaves again |
#28850 (-4/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> !pending
<migas> - 14578 quotes approved; 297 quotes pending; 423 marked as sux
<Josho> probably all of them
<Luigi30> 1 got through
<Luigi30> http://bash.org/?122456 <--- that one got through
<Josho> jesus
<Josho> i don't know how it did
<DigDug> awful
<Luigi30> lol
<Josho> even PEN says it's awfulComment: #geekissues
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#28844 (0/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here |
#28849 (236/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psypete> ooooo!
<psypete> i stepped outta my door and what do i find? a fresh spool of 100 48x CDR's :-)
* rik steps out of his door
* rik finds no spool of cds.
* rik pouts
* danamania peeks out her door too
<danamania> some leaves.
* danamania tries burning them.
<danamania> yup! 48x leaves
<rik> oh. hm. now there is a flatmate there.
* rik waves to flatmate.
* danamania burns flatmate
<rik> * flatmate flickers gently
<danamania> aww. only 2x |
#28847 (-2/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(chronicle) i want to see a video of a woman giving birth so i can see exactly how much vaginal discharge/embriotic fluid/afterbirth comes out
(dunn) if you find one link me
(dunn) i wouldnt mind masturbating to the miracle of life tonight |
#28843 (-3/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pHluid> Uh...
<pHluid> So this "chick" I know (Guy. Had a sex change.) just said "...I'm gonna be staying with friends until I have this baby" |
#28826 (24/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PhoenixUltima> Why the hell do you think people believe in Jesus?
<terra> BECAUSE JESUS EIGHT NINE! |
#28825 (79/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now! |
#28822 (126/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerox> Heh. Sailor Moon's greatest enemy would be an old man with a camera. "Quick Sailor Scouts, transform and defeat him!" "But... He's got a camera..." |
#28821 (4/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching funny |
#28829 (241/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character.
<Wisdom> Sort of like Professor Xavier. But a werewolf. And not crippled.
<Wisdom> The psychic part would be cool, though.
<Wisdom> A psychic werewolf
<Wisdom> With a shotgun!
<Wisdom> Now that has the makings of the BEST GAME EVER.
*** Wisdom was kicked by Silversong (It's for your own good.) |
#28828 (117/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nimduin> I'm black. In a white kind of way.
<Nimduin> At least, I have a black sweatshirt.
<doobedoobedoo> You're whiter than milk!
<spunky> And fattier than Cream. |
#28824 (351/571) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thom> I'm British. In history classes over here to study world war two someone holds up a picture of Churchill and we masturbate in silence for forty minutes. |
#28817 (221/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double
* +politik comes back with a _uint64 uppercut
* +ramoth4 pulls out a struct and returns fire
* +politik corrupts ramoth's heap
* +Fire_Elemental-Coding- ducks to avoid leaked memory
* +politik pops Fire_Elemental-Coding- square in the stack
* +ramoth4 stuffs politik's face in the bitbucket, and begins to operate on nil pointers
* +politik throws uncatchable exceptions around the room
* +ramoth4 dodges skillfully with his try-catch block
* +politik cuts off ramoth's private member
* +ramoth4 encapsulates the wound in a protected class
* +politik destroys all foes with up-casts to inappropriate derived classes!
* +politik is out of ideas
* +politik :: ~politik();
* +ramoth4 declares flipcode his namespace!
<+ramoth4> I win!
* +ramoth4 beat C++.
<+ramoth4> The last guy was hard.Comment: -- #flipcode @ irc.enterthegame.com
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#28816 (186/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dice> i thought I lost my mind
<dice> but I backed it up somehwere
<Trigg3r> On floppy disk I bet. |
#28815 (243/419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rhamphoryncus> damnit, why does it have to be so hard to discuss quantum physics in sex channels?! |
#28813 (122/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dharmakid> are you guyz sure that God hates fags? My brothers gay,,,does God hate him?
<n0thing> yes
<n0thing> god hate him
<tfg> yes
<tfg> Everyone hates him
<n0thing> includling me and tfg
<tfg> but ofcourse
<dharmakid> poor poor unenlightened souls....God is the source Universal love...hi very nature is incapable of hate...I feel compassion for all of you...you will be doomed to repeat the process of birth,life and death until you learn this Truth...
* dharmakid has left #god.hates.fags
<n0thing> he must be gay
<n0thing> like his brother
<tfg> yeah |
#28810 (31/225) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Kirby is now known as Sandman`
<Hell_Kitty> pink balls aren't sexy
<Sandman`> Kirby turns me on.
<Vel|EVN> :/
<Sandman`> Look at how he swallows. |
#28809 (98/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> I feel like such a nerd. I was watching a discovery channel documentary with hitler in it, and they're all up there doing the marching and the saluting and I thought they were chanting "seg fault... seg fault" |
#28807 (113/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up, mulitlingual etc. Found one in Jamaica but I find it hard to take anything from there too serious, I can picture them sitting back in front of their PC's with joints the size of rolled newspapers on the phone telling me "it'll be coool mon" |
#28806 (4/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuls> i'll never tell
<LaLaLand> slut
<LaLaLand> you're name is slut spelled backwards
* LaLaLand is soo fucking slow
<tuls> you are name is slut spelled backwards |
#28805 (1/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms.... ITs like "Hey man can i have one of your condoms? " "uhhh no..." "oh..ok *swipe*"
<^Neatoo^> Its like a fucking credit card or something |
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