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<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms....  ITs like "Hey man can i have one of your condoms?  "  "uhhh no..."   "oh..ok  *swipe*"
<^Neatoo^> Its like a fucking credit card or something
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