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#28977 (287/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<danamania> oh this is lovely - mum went to the vet to pick up sasha, and bought a few things back. I'm looking over this bottle of pet shampoo thinking I'd do kokomo's coat.
<danamania> The back of the fricken bottle says "Not tested on animals" |
#28973 (-3/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zondark> im sorry man
<Zondark> i didnt mean to insult your filthy shit race |
#28962 (132/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
LiL Kitten587: shut up
LiL Kitten587: im sneezing
LiL Kitten587: geez
LiL Kitten587: achoo acchoo
Topher587: wow
Topher587: it must've been loud for the sneezes to type themselves |
#28965 (122/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Piratez]> lol i had ice in ma glass, i left it for a while, i just took a look at the glass and i was thinking, 'who the fuck stole ma ice'...
<[Piratez]> go figures where it went :) |
#28963 (115/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mef> heh, my roommate's ex-gf has a blog but keeps moving it because we keep finding it by googling her horribly constant spelling mistakes..
<mef> google "egnore menchion" |
#28961 (91/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> does ms outlook speak nntp?
<@synec> if it did, it would be news to me |
#28960 (304/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
<insight> Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something. |
#28957 (94/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I'm gonna try routing the ds3 and 3 t-1 lines through a single cisco 3640
<Hatter> I hope it works ok
<yelworc> holy crap
<yelworc> who could possibly need that much porn?
<splice> hah
<splice> see, hatter jerks off multiple dicks in addition to his own |
#28956 (197/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Low`DOHC> I'm not god...
<Low`DOHC> I'm more along the lines of buddha
<CaptChaos> yeah, fat and overly passive |
#28954 (230/424) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed!
flyinbri: this is brians mother
knockout: oh...fuck, bye |
#28953 (127/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program |
#28949 (79/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<G3-Game> wtf?
<G3-Game> sco linux license?
<G3-Game> i walk away to grill food
<G3-Game> and the world goes bonkers |
#28946 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlueCube> the term i used to search for them wasn't even gay
<+mdm> which term?
<BlueCube> chinese penis |
#28945 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Conjurer> what happenewd to his b0x
<Conjurer> :(
<kmarx> Conjurer: We suspect he's either dead or grounded |
#28944 (-3/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Conjurer> shaddup spic
<kmarx> conj, I'm not a spic, I've never stabbed anyone in my entire life |
#28942 (180/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@rzr_grl> wow.
<@rzr_grl> $1500 into the bank
<@rzr_grl> $1449.98 out of the bank
<@rzr_grl> in under 30 min
* rzr_grl sobs
<@jwz> hey, that's profit!
<@jwz> now you let the compound interest do its thing |
#28938 (227/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit. |
#28941 (137/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* RuKK backs up LadyLia's brain
<RuKK> on dvdr ;x
<LadyLia> ;P
* RuKK makes slight changes
* phox pirates it
* phox writes RuKK a no clothes crack |
#28940 (200/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later |
#28937 (323/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great |
#28935 (141/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikaro> asdasd
<held> bubu
<[Piratez]> mating calls? |
#28934 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> oh yeah and he asked me " the naval service is a fighting force. how do you feel about enemy forces dieing as a result of your actions?"
<Chris[ni]> lol
<fred> i repplied with : " i wanna kill all my life. killing is why i get up in the morning. you got anybody to kill around here?"
<Chris[ni]> did he ask "how do u feel about dieing?"
<Chris[ni]> whist reaching into his coat?
<fred> yeah. i can't remember much else.
<fred> except the police cars arriving. |
#28929 (101/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fufie> I'm looking forward to Cage as superman
<blue09> nicky cage as superman? int'resting
<muscle> I'd like Rowan Atkinson as Superman |
#28927 (185/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me... |
#28926 (19/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noxic> jon is a power house
<clay> of weakness |
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