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#29306 (133/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:37:20] <Conjurer> ps1 was great
[23:37:27] <J3anyus> for me to poop on
[23:37:27] <Conjurer> for me to poop on
[23:37:31] <J3anyus> good god
[23:37:33] <J3anyus> that's scary. |
#29301 (91/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage tooComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29290 (11/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pupkick> baby's doing great
<pupkick> took him 39~ hours to have his first pee, but hot damn did he fill that fucking diaper, gown, and all |
#29288 (-1/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jeeba> I have a high temptation to submit pointless spam to bash.cx
<Jeeba> Since it doesnt need moderator's approval |
#29286 (-5/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TheOffspring326: man some black guy called while i was workin at Dominos earlier
TheOffspring326: and he was like
TheOffspring326: "Yo, what kinda specials yall got goin on up in there"
TheOffspring326: i was like... "we have the Negro special.....which is basically like a regular pizza except its covered with crack cocaine and stolen property |
#29283 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psykoz> my projected goal is atleast 6 figures by 30, but i don't ever care to own my own business
<psykoz> every person i have met that is a business owner looks 50 at the age of 35 |
#29279 (-5/3851) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed! |
#29277 (-5/2839) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gridle> i eat bullshit |
#29272 (139/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD |
#29270 (160/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hayabusa> I usually do really bad on tests, but I took a hepetitis test the other day, and I think I did really good.
<Hayabusa> I got an A, two Bs, and a C |
#29269 (-4/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a med-school dropout who's taken a job playing an Irish indentured servant in a colonial-era theme park in order to help care for his Alzheimer's-afflicted mother. Victor Mancini is a sex addict. Victor Mancini is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He realizes his heritage and that he can preform miracles with nothing but his mind because he was cloned from DNA from the foreskin of Jesus Christ. So he tries to miraculously cure his mother of Alzheimers. While he's waving his arms over her she chokes on chocolate pudding and dies. |
#29264 (129/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neverender> 0_o
<Neverender> why does my hand smell of urine?
<Cathode> You pissed on it?
<Neverender> ah, yes...Comment: #pcgf on GamesNet
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#29262 (41/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TeeJay> Never work with animals or children
<Lu-Tze> Does porn count as work?Comment: #pcgam0r on GamesNet
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#29261 (-2/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<acero> TAKE YOUR STUPID GLASSES
<acero> AND TAKE YOUR STUPID HAIR
<acero> TAKE YOUR QUEER BACKPACK
<acero> AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
<acero> FAGGOT WUSSY LYRICS
<acero> YOULL NEVER GET PUSSY
<acero> YOUR GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU
<acero> BECAUSE YOUR A DAMN WUSSY
<acero> EMO
<acero> IS FOR FAGS!
<acero> EMO
<acero> IS FOR FAGS! |
#29260 (114/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Livewireo> AOL owns winamp?
<jestuh> yeah few years back they sold out
<Livewireo> ;[
<Livewireo> i feel so dirty...using AIM, using Winamp...oh, and having an AOL account |
#29258 (228/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrFaustus> yes...we've all had our mother's cunt tightly wrapped around our head...
<atarax> except me, I was a c-section. :)
<DrFaustus> you were to lazy to even be born eh? |
#29255 (213/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** NameHere has joined #chat
<NameHere> duz any one need a website made or logo
<Odat> I do
<NameHere> ok
<Odat> I need a great big logo, about 600x100, that says "FUCK OFF"
<NameHere> why
<Odat> so that I can put it on a web page, and give you the URL to view it
<NameHere> ok |
#29252 (-1/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dj^eShovel> he will be like taking you like 5 miles into the woods, stipping your cloths off,
<Dj^eShovel> ass raping you then leaving you to be picked up by hunters <|PT|Euth> I believe that's your fantasy
<Dj^eShovel> yeah it is |
#29251 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boone> I shaved my scrotum tho
<Boone> wanna see?
<Yamaholic> um no
<Boone> http://iboone.net/scrotum.jpg
[Wed Aug 13 21:06:59 2003] [error] [client 154.5.23.241] File does not exist: /home/dave/htdocs/scrotum.jpg
<Yamaholic> not gonna lookComment: error message is from servers error_log at that point in time
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#29249 (64/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9. |
#29248 (93/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan. |
#29247 (232/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex"
<migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000>1360000
<Video`> NO WAY
<Video`> FUCK THAT SHIT
<Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly. |
#29246 (4/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<outlawpoet> building your own girlfriend is not masturbation unless you can accurately predict her actions |
#29245 (-6/584) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and being whipped by a midget, letting a dog shit and piss in "her" mouth while a person positions a corpse to straddle "her" while the girl vomits |
#29243 (60/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sir haides> you wanna know what i did?
<sir haides> you're going to _love_ this.
<hile> sure
<sir haides> i inserted an Aqua cd.
<sir haides> the band.
<sir haides> Aqua crashed my mac.
<sir haides> fucking ironic.
<sir haides> ain't it? |
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