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<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages |
#29452 (326/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he", |
#29450 (187/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ncik> i just found £10 in my pocket
<ncik> that's handy
<LERCH> i love it when that happens
<LERCH> especialy when its not my trousers i am wearing
<Chris[ni]> i found somthing in my trousers
<Chris[ni]> considerably larger than £10
* LERCH ignors chris's last comment
<Chris[ni]> it was my wallet |
#29448 (153/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures.
<Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies. |
#29447 (80/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash
(@Spellbinder) hash?
(+emil) what?
(+emil) oh
(+emil) i have fat fingers
(+emil) so when i laugh on irc
(+emil) i press the s button too |
#29446 (253/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Steele looks at his watch
<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on |
#29445 (439/577) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page
<BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED" |
#29443 (124/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads
<Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?
<MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany
<MrBeanTroll> I must be careful
<MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required." |
#29442 (225/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<obso> christ
<obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy
<obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass
<obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute. |
#29441 (-2/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheGush> I aint requesting, just asking if someone knows where I can get it |
#29438 (174/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TeddGCM> Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today
<TeddGCM> he was on a motorcycle and he pulled dead out in front of me
<TeddGCM> Almost wasn't able to stop in time
<TeddGCM> I think he crapped his pants
<+Admiral_Justin> well, if you were THAT close... :X
<TeddGCM> well at the next light he sort of sttod up and wiggled like there was something in his pants that shouldn't have been |
#29437 (165/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls |
#29436 (39/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryano> grape juice + vodka > red wine |
#29435 (-4/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: SD-Washu (~washu@12-225-223-206.client.attbi.com)
<AlmtyBob> did you know that SD-Washu's host mask is an anagram for "Cock sucking jewbag"
<AlmtyBob> if you're allowed to use letters more than once |
#29424 (154/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> fucking LEET
<J3anyus> my roomie just left
<J3anyus> now i can jax0r
<J3anyus> but i gotta shit first
... time passes ...
<J3anyus> so like
<J3anyus> check this out
<J3anyus> my roomie leaves
<J3anyus> and he's like
<Conj|Work> hahahahahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> "i'm gonna be gone for a few hours"
<Conj|Work> pwn3d
<J3anyus> right
<J3anyus> yeah
<J3anyus> you already know what happened |
#29431 (47/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+wang|school> maxim is to shit like feces is to shit
<+]eVo[Bl4de> and you're to cow testicles what semen is to my testicles!
<+wang|school> I live in your balls?
<+]eVo[Bl4de> wrong! you're going to be expelled in 5 minutes! |
#29428 (-1/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Mediator1> hehe bash.org
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
<Mr_Mediator1> <aux_> i dunno but i like it
<Mr_Mediator1> Thats something I would say
<Cheesetor> lol
<Cheesetor> well... how far off is that as a 15 year old having sex ;)
<Mr Mediator1> At least six monthsComment: n/a
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#29423 (127/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com) |
#29422 (233/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<btm4k> ill brb - picking up kids from the bus stop
<Scared_Of_SD_Gundam> PEDOPHILE |
#29421 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school
<SeraphicMirth> those are good ages
<Frank> for cooking!
<Frank> i mean babysitting |
#29420 (110/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh
<SinisterTengu> lol
<Xylene> just kidding
<Hawq> I'll have you know I bathed that sheep myself so it was clean beforehand
<Hawq> I'd never have a dirty oneComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29418 (-2/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«+ Xylene » lol, i dont care about having a girlfriend anyway
<Hawq> as long as your hand dont fall off
<Hawq> ;)
«+ Xylene » lol haha
«@ Dilbert|sleep» women are good to have around
«@ Dilbert|sleep» in case you need something to slap
<Hawq> nah, monkeys are more fun to spank
«@ Dilbert|sleep» and good eatin too
«@ Dilbert|sleep» give me gas though |
#29413 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The 5E Tank: for your app, you wanted it to hibernate?
Sandman 5E: no
Sandman 5E: actually
Sandman 5E: I need a differant app
Sandman 5E: well
The 5E Tank: Heh.
Sandman 5E: a more advanced app :)
The 5E Tank: Uh oh.
Sandman 5E: or
Sandman 5E: you could just right a couple apps
Sandman 5E: either wya
Sandman 5E: well
Sandman 5E: now that I think about it
Sandman 5E: you probably won't be able to do one of em
Sandman 5E: anyways
* The 5E Tank sets mode +female Sandman5E
Sandman 5E: hahah |
#29407 (39/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Synlor> want jesus to rise from the grave and rape me
<Synlor> twice
<TiTaN> STFU faggot.
<Synlor> dont be all jealous just cause our savior thinks im hot and youre not |
#29401 (-5/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg?
lunacrow: a homesick abortion |
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