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* Tagrineth pictures all the geeky fucks who will have Athlon FX + GeForce FX and think it's l33t |
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<karynn> someone is attempting to eat my arm
<lisa> that's my friend Mister Flesh Eating Bacteria!
<lisa> He's a bit misunderstood. :( |
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<KentuckyFriedChildren!rdthdr@65.234.179.222> whats a good firewall?
<+fuz!fuz@dialup-209.245.199.177.Dial1.Houston1.Level3.net> winamp
<+hamish!hamish@localhost> hahComment: #hacker on dalnet
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#29061 (186/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dilandou> more than you'd like to know happens on wednesdays
<Vorex> such as?
<Vorex> :P
* netnomad (netnomad@WyldRyde-3A3619AF.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #lockergnome
<Dilandou> i wear eye liner and nail paint
<Dilandou> and i'm known as dilandria
* netnomad is so happy his log was open to capture that. |
#29062 (-2/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mef> World Trade Center_people jumping from building.avi
<mef> it's rainin men! |
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<Lepper> just talk in english, dont try to get all fancy gay on me |
#29055 (3/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mongvar> .de go develope the pictures for christs sake :P
<Bringa> ahah
<Bringa> gave them to the development store called 'my mum' today
<Bringa> they'll be done by Tuesday
<Bringa> remember, this is good ole germany
<Bringa> nothing works on weekends
<Bringa> and by nothing I mean Leon's mum!
<Bringa> :P
<Woc[food]> haha
<Errtu> dont invoke her voodoo wrath
<Woc[food]> I do hope her workmates don't read the Holy Bible
<Woc[food]> cause it says that if you work on the day of rest, you should be stoned to death :/
<Errtu> i'm stoned to death every dayComment: #tavern / worldirc
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#29054 (88/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet |
#29052 (10/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter |
#29051 (178/382) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool |
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<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours |
#29048 (57/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> hahaComment: December 26th
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#29047 (275/463) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP |
#29046 (142/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock. |
#29045 (215/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB |
#29044 (149/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!! |
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ùíù haxgirl [haxgirl@got-owned.by-the.usfederalagencies.net] has joined #emu
ùíù Topic (#emu): http://haxgirl.digitalspork.com/haxowned.txt <-- pwn3d :/
ùíù Topic (#emu): set by Conj|WORK!conjurer@gotbnc.com at Thu Aug 14 15:16:03 2003
<haxgirl> As if this day couldn't get any worse...
<haxgirl> My kid found my vibrator under my bed and through it off the balcony.
<mp`> perfectly normal
<J3anyus> hahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> fucking *owned* |
#29041 (216/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet
<hitman> and I'm like
<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"
<hitman> and he's like
<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack" |
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<@Dock> I crushed my cpu
<@Dock> Worked though, so I didn't break it.
<+Arrowmaster> grr wtf
<+Arrowmaster> theres a reason its called a ZIF socket
<@Dock> ZIF my ass.
<ASk> a ZIF ass?
<ASk> that's a treasure, man
<ASk> just think of all the possibilities |
#29038 (210/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST..
<Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it.
<Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter
<anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers. |
#29037 (230/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<naga> so how long can nicknames be?
<parnbl00d> pretty long
* naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie
<nagaiseatingpie> cool
* naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks
<nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks!
<nagalikeslongdicks> shit |
#29036 (174/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Daisuke> yea, sucking cocks is fun
<Daisuke> that came out wrong |
#29035 (361/585) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you.
mikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear.
mikey: <3
liz: hahahhahahhahahhaha
liz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me
mikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets.
mikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought.
liz: ping www.loveformikey.com
mikey: host not found :-( |
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* kylev unplugs his new dual-Athlon
<kylev> my bad!Comment: Major power outages in New York and other places
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<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrixComment: during east coast power outage
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