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#29400 (182/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. |
#29399 (6/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> you've been a gamer for quite some time i hear
<homerj_> that's "gay man" |
#29389 (2/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PudnaKP: yeah, dancing was interesting
k a p p u r u: you danced?
PudnaKP: yes, see that's the interesting part
k a p p u r u: i must see this for myself someday
tutmondigo: lol
tutmondigo: so d
tutmondigo: david dancing
tutmondigo: with a girl?
k a p p u r u: no , lord no
k a p p u r u: we wouldnt be talking
k a p p u r u: the world would have ended
k a p p u r u: and jesus would come back in all his glory
tutmondigo: thats what I was curious about
tutmondigo: I wanted to be ready for the earthquake |
#29386 (6/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd?
<Supachikn> both small, medium, and large scratches
<JohnMK> Meguiars #7 or somesuch
<JohnMK> groups.google.com it
<JohnMK> I bought something at Software Etc. or whatever that seems to work pretty well
<wildboar> yeah I know this guy that bought the big pro scratch remover machines
<wildboar> and I smelled the stuff
<wildboar> and I was like wtf that is the meguiars #7 showcar glaze I use on my car
<Supachikn> so just this car-polish and a buffing with a soft cloth?
<Seed> a little jizz on the cloth won't hurt too
<Supachikn> :( I'm all dry at the momentComment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
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#29385 (193/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser |
#29384 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cahla> if canada legalized pot i just might have to move there
<cahla> to better facilitate my lifestyle |
#29383 (13/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza
<maff> i used to deliver pizza from the box to my mouthComment: #geekissues
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#29378 (8/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pheonyx> i wish there was an 'opinion-blocker'
<Pheonyx> like a 'spam-blocker'
<Pheonyx> but blocked everyone else opinion from irc
<Pheonyx> cuz if i cared, id ask
<ssrbrando> oooooo
<ssrbrando> if he cared he'd ask
<Pheonyx> thats right
<ssrbrando> everything centers around pheonyx
<Pheonyx> no
<Pheonyx> it doesnt
<Redzzz> and bitching about stuff you cant change is like.. anybody in this channel having sexComment: #altrock @ efnet
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#29376 (386/550) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Cavalorn] ok
[Cavalorn] I must say this
[Cavalorn] in england, 'uncut' means 'not censored'
[Cavalorn] so, 'uncut porn' is 'porn with all the good bits left in'.
[CapnBee] ;llkfj
[CapnBee] ;lkjasdflkjasf,sdf
[Cavalorn] you're way ahead of me.
[Cavalorn] however, in the US, 'uncut' seems to mean 'uncircumcised'
[Cavalorn] so
[b0o] gagsagdsagasgsadsa
[Cavalorn] I am now deleting an awful lot of pictures of cocks from my hard drive
[b0o] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha |
#29354 (5/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> words with ae looks cool
<clay> they should change them all to that
<clay> masturbaetd |
#29360 (267/421) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MP0werd> sweet, labor day!
<MP0werd> no school
* MP0werd immediately starts procrastinating
<Colin> I'll do that later |
#29355 (157/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<soylent> Chemical Ali captured
<soylent> i thought they had killed him
<clay> they killed him three times
<clay> he committed suicide once or twice
<clay> He is the king of spades and No. 5 in the deck of cards issued by the military of the 55 most-wanted Iraqis.
<clay> there are 52 cards in a deck
<clay> plus two jokers i guess
<clay> whats the other one
<clay> the little card that tells you how to play two card games
<clay> i wonder who got stuck with that winner
<clay> probably the guy who brought saddam his morning slippers |
#29352 (151/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> ive always wanted to pay a hot cashier with food stamps and then ask her out |
#29351 (319/509) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers.
<MightyQuinn> THey were I III III VII. |
#29350 (568/732) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kain> My grandma wants me to have a disco ball at her funeral.
<Kain> And she wants me to attach those invisible ropes to her corpse, and when the priest finishes the disco ball will come down, and disco will come on, and she'll start flying around the room.
<Kain> Seriously, this is what my grandma wants.
<SoulBain> Best.
<SoulBain> Grandma.
<SoulBain> Ever. |
#29337 (183/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x
<TiTaN> next time try a Bullet in thereComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29328 (66/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old apartment..
<DJ-Pyro> burn it to the ground
<egon> I think it's worse to leave it back to the landlords |
#29317 (143/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> im gay
<J3anyus> appparently i'm gay now.
<hypr> fuck you, i was gay first
<J3anyus> we can be gay together :> |
#29315 (-2/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dj^eShovel> ima go finish packing my shit upstairs
<notbob> you gay? |
#29318 (354/482) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the back
<Odat> but what she heard was "cut all my hair as short as you possibly can"
<Odat> bad acoustics, I guess
<NakedKitty> wow.... yeah... that seems to happen a lot
<NakedKitty> or... her inch was a lot bigger than yours
<Odat> impossible
<Odat> men have the largest notion of an inch |
#29314 (291/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<T|Vegi> is iga here?
<T|Vegi> where are you igaaaaa
<Aurielle> Call him a leprechaun.
<Aurielle> He'll show up.
<Aurielle> LEPRECHAUN
<iga-shadow> hi
<iga-shadow> oh poo
<GodOfWonders> IT WORKED! |
#29311 (4/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<duxr0x>...
<duxr0x> i told u u couldn't amputate a cats leg with a goddamn toothbrush you dumbfuck |
#29312 (3/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zenaphex> Hmm. I don't think my mom has SATA. It's a Asus A7N8X.
<zenaphex> err :P
<zenaphex> mom=mobo |
#29309 (205/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vehementi> heh, was at this party last night, this dude had the best wife ever, he was extremely drunk and playing max payne, and his sober wife was helping him play, telling him where to go, etc. |
#29305 (211/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ath> you're too BITTAR
<X-Ultron> haha
<X-Ultron> tell that to all the nutcases that i encounter on the streets of harrisburg
<X-Ultron> the other day, i was out getting lunch
<X-Ultron> and i saw a black impala ss
<X-Ultron> so i was admiring it
<X-Ultron> and as i turned around
<X-Ultron> this bum walks up to me with his fist extended
<X-Ultron> "yoooo!!! it's been a long time! you can see that I shaved mine off [he was referring to my goatee]"
<X-Ultron> then i'm just standing there with a blank look on my face
<X-Ultron> and this dude does this weird handshake thing
<X-Ultron> then whispers "i'm a fisherman" and walks away
<Supachikn> hahahah
<Supachikn> oh my god
<X-Ultron> first thing i did was check to make sure i still had my wallet and keys :BComment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
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