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#29241 (192/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jjfate> does forking come after spooning?
<Swoozy> No, forking comes before spooning
<Swoozy> You don't have energy to do anything but spoon after fork
<Odat> if you want to fork more than once you quickly learn how neccesary spoons are
<Odat> if you go too long forking without spooning, the woman is liable to work a knife on you |
#29236 (267/431) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :( |
#29233 (116/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(RobbiePaul): i need to get a new pair of glasses, mostly because i dont have any and years of lack of girlfriend has caused me to go blind. |
#29231 (39/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(ally^): thats if you dont mind dancing with a preg chick
(@ascian): they weeble and they wobble but they don't fall down. |
#29230 (9157/14409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<idsif> you're smarter than the average american
<ascian> of course. i'm canadian. |
#29223 (225/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us |
#29220 (22/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BD|Aweh> just like i pay £1m for every condom i use due to the size of it <The_Package> micro technology is mega expensive innit BD|Aweh :P |
#29203 (210/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ascian> guess what stupid thing i just did.
<DocDemonic> What is that?
<ascian> i wanted to turn up the volume on my computer, as i'm watching this simpsons episode
<ascian> so i picked up the tv remote and attempted to increase volume.
<ascian> including pointing the remote at my monitor. |
#29207 (-2/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jamie> my toilet paper smells good
<Wheelman56> yea i'm sure it does right after you used it right |
#29206 (149/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_- |
#29205 (575/759) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker" |
#29201 (34/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kegObeer> Klez is a virus? I thought it was the lesbian that came bundled with KDE |
#29187 (191/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<niteshade> it's called ucontrol
<niteshade> I'm just chatting with one of the people that did a bit on it
<niteshade> will tell him
<snax> what does it do, kill caps lock?
<titikaka> it lets you reassign keys
<snax> cool
<snax> fast?
<titikaka> yes, it's fast
<niteshade> snax: does lots of other things
<niteshade> had this thing that lets you type with a one hand.... until the lawyers for a commerical patent made them stop it
<danamania> masturbating has been patented? |
#29182 (-1/391) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> smb.conf is awesome
<kisama> it lets you have 99 lives
<kisama> and always fire flower mario |
#29181 (-1/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sifar> anybody know the name of the dance with sounds made with tapping feet?
<sifar> i mean dancers make sounds with their shoes. |
#29180 (56/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Caffiend> man, i wish i could just go somewhere, and ask for tits
<Caffiend> just walk into starbucks 'let's see some tits' |
#29179 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I would like to be able to order groceries online using mIRC. And phone my neighbor and call her a bitch.
<Lepper> with mIRC scripting, anything is possible!
<CptnJustc> Can mIRC scripting make a boulder too heavy for it to lift? |
#29178 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i hate it when people think 8-track and ATRAC are the same thing ;[ |
#29171 (160/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike468> theres nothing funnier than watching your 13 year old little brother type 'ilikebigtits.com' into the browser in the pc downstairs |
#29168 (7912/11590) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
<Arai> Not wanking.
<Arai> I wipe my ass with my left hand.
<Vhabion> I use toillet paper |
#29167 (7154/10558) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Digga> they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK?
<Digga> it sounded like someone just tried to kick the door in
<Digga> brb
<Digga> i open the door
<Digga> someone's lying there
<Jiggaboy> wtf
<Digga> they came to deliver a pizza leaflet
<Digga> tripped up the step
<Digga> smashed into the door
<Digga> and fell over |
#29166 (9255/12715) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
<BoZmAn20> wait
<BoZmAn20> Shit. |
#29164 (38/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DNAspark99>Why would I want to join the army and throw away my life to the government?
<DNAspark99>Tho on the plus side, I'd love to go to iraq and gun me down some reporters... |
#29162 (138/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FroSTy_> i had an all night lan party last night :)
<FroSTy_> fun fun fun...played about 15 games on 3 computers :)
<NGN> cool
<Martin64> i was partying all night last night, but with girls instead of computers |
#29159 (0/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DP]BaD_DoG> ya death_dog says hpbs have an advantage over lpbs cuz they have more time to think |
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