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<manda> you know, to get a degree, you have to think about something other than your dick for more than 5 seconds
<AchtunG`> i know but its hard |
#29027 (356/508) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Magus`> My mom keeps assuming I'm gay.
<Magus`> WHich makes no sense.
<Magus`> I'm like... "My friend is coming over."
<Magus`> "Is he handsome?"
<Magus`> "I.. guess?"
<Magus`> "You're gay, aren't you?" |
#29023 (235/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Eldritch> I once said no to sex in favor of diddy kong racing since I was near to beating the game
<prez> You're a true gamer when .... |
#29019 (127/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@michael> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid
<@orion> unfortunately not
<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity |
#29018 (263/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
<michael> you guys make me feel good about myself |
#29017 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VeryCoolCat> what would ya do if ya woke up in middle earth in a cage, and a bunch of orcs are saying lets RAPE the human!
<Exile> Id say keep it friggin PG
Comment: #ultima-online, stratics |
#29016 (68/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis right away |
#29013 (-3/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* tito sets mode: +b CHANFIX!*@* |
#29009 (10/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
<cstine> or towels. |
#29008 (270/412) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^bret^> good lord you're dumb. I wish Charles Darwin was alive, so I could present him with you, and laugh in his face. |
#29007 (98/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Lycanthor]: Own it then. This machine is public useage.
[pHluid]: Lycanthor, you're making yourself look really stupid.
[MagiusMoo]: Lycanthor: You don't mind if I try?
[Lycanthor]: Go ahead.
[Lycanthor]: I just restored a Ghost from april.
[Lycanthor]: Should be easy.
[pHluid]: No RPC patch?
[pHluid]: Hah.
-› Quit: (Lycanthor) (eternity@wv-morgantown-cdnt1-bg5-8b-b-175.mgtnwv.adelphia.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[pHluid]: Nope, no patch. :) |
#29005 (224/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yaynana> anyone here ever done a dual penitration before?
<BlackDeth> most of the people here haven't done a single penetration zaney |
#29003 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mattyo> A long long time ago
<mattyo> there lived a man in a cave
<mattyo> a large man, whom had no emotions
<mattyo> day in and day out this man lived by beating on the weak
<mattyo> he would gather peoples address via the whois data base
<mattyo> and hunt them down |
#29000 (-4/468) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> the size of a nose in the jewish community is a determining factor of how much of your family's gold and diamonds you could stuff up your nose in the event of a nazi invasion
<clay> it shows who's going to come out a winner, and who's going to come out soapComment: the #lost qdb was better :(
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#28999 (0/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* kingmob thinks about starting a new lj, i_fantasize_about_killing_my_callers
<@kingmob> i'd be worried about possible repercussions
<DJ-Pyro> i could be anonymous
<DJ-Pyro> it
<@kingmob> well, that's the problem with having a distinctive style
<gr> Good thing you don't. |
#28995 (104/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alan> i remember trying to back up my entire C:\windows directory to CD
<Alan> i ended up with a gazillion coasters before i realized i was trying to burn the swap file |
#28994 (4/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aokromes> what HOTTT
<Aokromes> 102 °F / 39 °C
<[Piratez]> no idea what temp it is outside here
<[Piratez]> but it aint hot
<[Piratez]> no chicks are out |
#28993 (266/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face |
#28992 (169/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<icmp> last night i went out with this chick, she wanted to give me a handjob i said no way my hands are just fine thank you and left promptly..what a weirdo! |
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<germany> is it true that every girl and boy in france has to learn how to sew a white flag when they're in school? |
#28982 (-1/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aeturnus> bunckadoodle doo, with you and tanya, there's always teat for two
<Aeturnus> tea* |
#28981 (271/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bailey> nice, i emailed a guy about his ebay auction asking if the soundcard he's selling works and comes with drivers
<bailey> and he replied "please do not bid on this item" |
#28980 (-2/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lowridah> I want to know what arnold's political agenda is
<Lowridah> I know he's a liberal republican
<Lowridah> whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean
<Lowridah> its like military inteligence
<Lowridah> or a nice-smelling mexican |
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<yelworc> i need a registration code for "the all seeing eye"
<splice> if it were really "all seeing" wouldn't it know you didn't pay for it |
#28978 (166/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fastb> lol apple have the g5 out. its must be slower than the p4 because they have so many more revisions to get through! next up is h1, h2, h3, h4, h5 then i1, i2... up to p1, p2, p3, p4! LOL!
<kev[0]> I just read that three times and I think I'm dumber for it. |
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