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#29156 (112/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<icorislicoris> does anyone else have this problem where if you open your mouth too wide while you yawn your jaw unhinges and gets stuck?
<icorislicoris> it's really painful :(
<octothorpe> no, but can i fuck your mouth? |
#29152 (7248/11146) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<luqin> senior year
<luqin> my roomate is on a job interview for sam adams
<luqin> he's on a ridealong with a sales guy
<luqin> they start talking about music
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "gwen stefani is pretty hot"
<luqin> my roomate is trying to be professional
<luqin> says "yeah she's pretty attractive"
<MadHack-> heh
<luqin> 30 seconds of silence
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "I'd eat her ass"
<dave__> HAHAHAHAHA
<MadHack-> ahahahahaha
<erobbins> HAHAHAHAHA
<russur> HAHAHAHAHA
<dave__> fuck i just spit out my lemonade |
#29151 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CptnJustc> Man, Amazon still has that 'Amazon Exclusive! Order Your Segway Transporter' deal at the top left. How many gigabytes of bandwidth has that wasted by now? :-oComment: #ramen
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#29148 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe> i wonder if they'd let a plane go with like 200 arabs who all booked seats heheeh
<Infe> it would be politically incorrect to stop it |
#29146 (4/778) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!! |
#29145 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe> http://www.tacobell.com/2003recall/
<Infe> ahahha wtf
<Conj|Work> see
<Conj|Work> thats hatfag's prob
<Conj|Work> he never thinks outside the bun
<Conj|Work> or smth |
#29144 (80/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sydeshow> it was just way too odd this morning. Like. "why the fuck does my ass hurt!" |
#29135 (120/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kooKyGuY> i hate error boxes that wont go away even when i click cancel
<kooKyGuY> telling me there is no dick in the cd rom after i took the disk out heh
<kooKyGuY> i dont wanna have toput it back in to make it go away
<FourOhFour> If your drive complains about a lack of dick...
<Roguer> "<kooKyGuY> telling me there is no dick in the cd rom.." hmmmmm
<FourOhFour> ...I don't want to be anywhere near your computer :-DComment: #Trillian on BeyondIRC
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#29132 (113/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room |
#29125 (336/508) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<auntbunny> meandthespacebarhadanargumentandnowwearenttalking |
#29122 (118/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BitS> my friends athlon 1600 with gf2mx400 runs SWG as fast as my athlon3000 with a gf4ti4600
<BitS> figure that one out
<BitS> he plays with more detail than i do :(
<pupwork> "friend"
<pupwork> that's the part I'm trying to figure out
<BitS> pupwork: foreign concept to you I know
<pupwork> BitS: hey now! you can't turn my "diss" around and "slam" me, that's against the rules! |
#29120 (201/437) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n. |
#29118 (-5/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Jordash is now known as PolicemanJ
*** Signoff: PolicemanJ (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: You are not a police representantive of any kind. Please choose another nickname.)))Comment: #animeunsw on Austnet
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#29112 (63/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia
<Ken-wr0k> suck a lot of dick
<Dekkon> then your mom must be way up there in the ranks |
#29110 (238/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bruce> You know the mile high club?
<Sheila> what about it?
<Bruce> Can you join it on your own?
<Sheila> you sad, sad little man |
#29108 (225/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg |
#29104 (215/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wfg> at one place I worked, someone had an "rm -fr" in a build script for their software development team...the makefile was set up wrong so that it would start in / and do the rm -fr...and it traversed /net, which was the automounter directory.
<wfg> Blew away 40 servers before the build guy thought to wonder why his make was taking six hours. |
#29103 (125/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RickoniX> Ooh, QDB2
<RickoniX> And you get to dig through the un-accepted quotes!!!
<RickoniX> woot
<j4_james> qdb2?
<RickoniX> Yeah, it's either the next QDB, or it's like Gnutella2, a ripoff :P
<RickoniX> It's at http://bash.cx
<Petah> .cx?
<Petah> thats enough to scare me offComment: #foogoo on BeyondIRC
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#29102 (171/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amante> ToiletDuk: I'd respond to that but I've learned through hard experience that you're a vacuum devoid of logic and it's pointless to try and argue something even as simple as common sense with you. So just die instead. Thanks. |
#29101 (5/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Flagg> BitS: I have, but that is also not even close to living in Africa, and taking your marshmallow roasting fantasy with the scoutmaster is no comparison at all. |
#29100 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Knighted_> if(lost == true) { Water.Get(); Shelter.Build(); Food.Find(); } |
#29098 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<turtles> there was a grey wire
<turtles> does that serve any purpose?
<Lu-Tze> it goes in a very specific port
<Lu-Tze> ill tell you how to find it
<Lu-Tze> first of all bend over
<turtles> ¬_¬Comment: #pcgf on Gamesnet
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#29095 (97/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sendai2ci> 138gig's d'led in the past fifteen days...methinks 250 a definite posibility by the end of the month...
<Matreya> wtf are you downloading :)
<Kreator> linux isos |
#29091 (279/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* phox01d believes his testicles to be itchy
* LordRuKK nods to phox
<LordRuKK> go a day without a shower in this heat and..
* phox01d is now known as phoxleep
<phoxleep> no
<phoxleep> this isnt from not being clean
<LordRuKK> I'm not troubleshooting your testicles
<LordRuKK> go to bed |
#29087 (0/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mef> Palolstine |
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