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#29510 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scoth> hehe my mom wants to try Linux :)
<Raist> scoth: where can i send the flowers?Comment: See, Linux is getting there :)
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#29509 (126/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<voltzy> ok, i'm just not going to say anything till they adapt to my being there
<blazemore> :)
<voltzy> they seem hostile
<DigDug> many people never learn that first lesson of irc |
#29504 (92/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be able to pronounce "california" correctly.. guess he forgot about the population completely |
#29503 (244/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> agh, my professor asks hard questions
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with him, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful
<Lippizanr> its a her.
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with her, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful |
#29498 (87/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun |
#29494 (-2/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<interface> so much manass and so much distance between it and my tool
<Cowboy> face you must take the zen approach
<Cowboy> wait
<Cowboy> let me phrase it in the form of a koan:
<Cowboy> A student approached the Master and asked, "Why is there so much manass yet so much distance between it and my tool?"
<Cowboy> To which the Master replied, "When you wake up in the morning, do you have a stinky finger?"
<Cowboy> The student was enlightened.
<interface> tru |
#29492 (0/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> looks like hes fondling an imaginary barbara bush
<@Tommer> best kind :) |
#29490 (55/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Michael> !seen my cock
<MonkeyBot> Sorry Michael, I haven't seen your cock around |
#29485 (-1/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic.
<Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS" |
#29482 (8585/12923) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer) |
#29479 (230/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Plex: Mom just called to tell me she?s coming home now
Plex: What am I supposed to say to that? ?thanks for letting me know, I'll finish jacking off now"
* Plex is now away: Busy |
#29475 (220/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!? |
#29473 (148/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<pimp> who was wearing them? |
#29470 (223/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if there were also ninja processes... or maybe some ultimate pirate ninja zombie helper monkey... then it would be the best operating system EVER." |
#29466 (39/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dear Dr Dick,
<+SillyHalfMexican> I have a little penis and I am wondering, will girls laugh at me?
<+SillyHalfMexican> L, June15
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dr Dick replies: Probably, but who cares if they do! If you've got them to that stage you're probably going to get what you're after.
<@{TsL}VertigoKiller> lmao
<+]eVo[Bl4de> Mexican go join the penis mile high club, you get frequent dick miles for being a little prick |
#29465 (52/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: yar, that they do... they're impressed that i want to focus on internal martial arts (the shaolinsi) because most foreigners just want to learn flashy-kungfu stuff.. not the real stuff
<Demogorgo> tokenshi: so that means you're going to be a celibate monk or something?
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: basically yeah, my taichi instructor now is making me go celibate to increase my skill/focus during my remaining months here
<cyberdyne> Dood
<cyberdyne> Do you even jerk off?
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: but it doesn't really bother me because the girl i'm in love with moved away anyways... so it's good timing i believe
<Demogorgo> tokenshi: are you serious?
<tokenshi> cyberdyne: i'm working on that one... it's hard, but i'm not supposed to.. |
#29457 (1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK
• Channel Mode: ChanServ sets mode +o to MavericK
(@MavericK) this doesnt not mean im gay.
(Dodgy) hahah sena
(@CuT) hahahaha
(@Tumek) no ... we know you'll always be gay
(@MavericK) HAHAHA SHIT
(@MavericK) DOESNT NOT
(@MavericK) FUCK
(@MavericK) OOPS
(@MavericK) :/ |
#29463 (211/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band for "funk music"
<a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music
<a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron
<a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?"
<a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE
<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS
<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS |
#29461 (126/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> tell em to suck the bucket of 1000000 cocks
<willo> it'd be mean to steal heps bucket
<kingmob> oh, she's not gonna finish all those.
<kingmob> ...is she?
<HEPZILLA> MY COCKS |
#29458 (98/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aFrO> hehe yeah I found a prossie on the way home :)
_Frog_> rofl
_Frog_> looking for one?
<aFrO> and she let me nail her for a £1
_Frog_> I hope you brought a hammer |
#29456 (195/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally |
#29454 (188/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay
<jeebas> err bids |
#29453 (145/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<flint`> well
<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
<flint`> and now they all just act like girls |
#29449 (81/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum |
#29444 (229/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently? |
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