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<ath> you're too BITTAR
<X-Ultron> haha
<X-Ultron> tell that to all the nutcases that i encounter on the streets of harrisburg
<X-Ultron> the other day, i was out getting lunch
<X-Ultron> and i saw a black impala ss
<X-Ultron> so i was admiring it
<X-Ultron> and as i turned around
<X-Ultron> this bum walks up to me with his fist extended
<X-Ultron> "yoooo!!! it's been a long time! you can see that I shaved mine off [he was referring to my goatee]"
<X-Ultron> then i'm just standing there with a blank look on my face
<X-Ultron> and this dude does this weird handshake thing
<X-Ultron> then whispers "i'm a fisherman" and walks away
<Supachikn> hahahah
<Supachikn> oh my god
<X-Ultron> first thing i did was check to make sure i still had my wallet and keys :BComment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
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