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<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :) |
#31260 (6/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate. |
#31259 (174/444) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL |
#31257 (102/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc
<Murdoc> hey
<Murdoc> dont you pee on me |
#31256 (9240/12136) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do? |
#31249 (5/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =( |
#31248 (272/516) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids. |
#31247 (3232/3718) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny |
#31237 (126/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* xXPr0dUcTi0nXx throws panik to the ground and makes him give PcChip head
* PcChip receives the head
<PcChip> Receiving: Head from [panik] :: 36% Completed
<PcChip> at a speed of 2 Strokes per Minute
<PcChip> *** Head - Fu
« xXPr0dUcTi0nXx » i figured he'd be better |
#31235 (416/578) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy. |
#31232 (0/460) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that??
TIGHT_LIPS: it goes all the way into my tight ass, babe |
#31229 (-1/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Haywire22> I made a mistake
<Haywire22> I showed my stupid friend bash.cx
<Haywire22> He doesn't even cut out the fat
<Haywire22> I tried to explain
<Haywire22> But hes like 'LOL Silly theres no fat in computers' |
#31217 (286/518) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Segosa> hahaha
<+Segosa> that was brilliant
<+Segosa> I was playing MTA
<+Segosa> and i joined a server with 2 people on already
<`> what was brilliant?
<+Segosa> both dutch, and they were talking
<+Segosa> they were planning on ganging up on me
<+Segosa> but they didnt know i spoke dutch
<`> hehehe! :D
<+Segosa> so they were talking and i always knew what they were saying so they never got you
<+Segosa> got me*+
<+Segosa> and just before i left i said:
<+Segosa> de volgende keer moet je het harder proberen (Next time you'll have to try harder)
<+Segosa> :P
<+Segosa> and they're like "WTF" "BASTARD!"Comment: MTA is Multi Theft Auto (Mod to play GTA:VC online)
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#31231 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Eld_stepmania is now known as eld_bf1942
<eld_bf1942> I dont want to go to bed with arrow vision so I think I will shoot some japs to make up for playing so much freaking DDR :P |
#31227 (108/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen, but he has good news......he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico |
#31211 (2501/4793) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penisComment: #gtaforums @ irc.mikernet.org
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#31209 (127/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then |
#31202 (248/518) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time
<^Fizban^> Guy was nutz
<^Fizban^> our $life = \$love and $togetherness;
<^Fizban^> and: foreach my $sweet (@first) {
<^Fizban^> little: until ($we . $met) { last 'and' }
<^Fizban^> }
<^Fizban^> if ($now . $we) { goto marry; $we . $shall }
<^Fizban^> bless our $life, More;
<osmaker> that's kinda sadish
<^Fizban^> warn "behave";
<^Fizban^> if (ignored) {
<^Fizban^> select paddle;
<^Fizban^> listen (protests, pleading);
<^Fizban^> shift overknee;
<^Fizban^> until (bottom == red) {use paddle};
<^Fizban^> study;
<^Fizban^> require apology;
<^Fizban^> if (no) redo; |
#31198 (173/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D: |
#31197 (0/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off |
#31196 (360/532) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper' |
#31195 (237/459) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3
<Sion> haha
<Sion> wtf did i just type |
#31194 (151/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dano> naw, i'd be nice to all of you if i won the lottery
<dano> if i won a few million bucks, none of my friends would have car payments left over ;p
*** Mode on #chan by suresh: +o dano
<dano> especially suresh! |
#31179 (119/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheEnigma> If the old game of Truth 'n' Dare gets boring after a while, try intergrating a polygraph machine into it |
#31163 (147/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Will> O_O i keep my output of stupid questions in complete equilibrium with smart questions.
<nomad> so, you won't ask questions at all? |
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