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<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time
<^Fizban^> Guy was nutz
<^Fizban^> our $life = \$love and $togetherness;
<^Fizban^> and: foreach my $sweet (@first) {
<^Fizban^>     little: until ($we . $met) { last 'and' }
<^Fizban^> }
<^Fizban^> if ($now . $we) {  goto marry; $we . $shall }
<^Fizban^> bless our $life, More;
<osmaker> that's kinda sadish
<^Fizban^> warn "behave";
<^Fizban^> if (ignored) {
<^Fizban^>     select paddle;
<^Fizban^>     listen (protests, pleading);
<^Fizban^>     shift overknee;
<^Fizban^>     until (bottom == red) {use paddle};
<^Fizban^>     study;
<^Fizban^>     require apology;
<^Fizban^>     if (no) redo;
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