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#31162 (352/484) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nomad> then my comp teacher said, "someone sterilized a mouse, the ball is missing" |
#31143 (6/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz |
#31160 (217/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kiad> wow
<kiad> my favourite professor just got a horrible rating
<kingmob> well, you can't take hotornot too seriously |
#31158 (0/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<G3-Game> VOOP VOOP
<G3-Game> FURRY ALERT
<G3-Game> 50yr old guy arrived with stuffed toys in car |
#31152 (72/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[moose]KT> Quoting bash.org is like masturbating, people know you do it |
#31151 (99/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ssx> Saddam's just been captured
<hoes> My dad! I cant find my dad! My god! |
#31141 (177/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> time to call aol!
<IceWizard> cuz eye yam bored and their reps are fun to talk to
<J3anyus> IceWizard: hawhaw
<IceWizard> im serious!
<IceWizard> call them and say you heard about aol and want to sign up but dont know where to find a disc
<IceWizard> tell them they should make them easier to find |
#31138 (131/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrSaturn> I think I'm gonna go to law school
<SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<MrSaturn> I wouldn't laugh, I'm incredibly intelligent and extremely good with people
<Catgirl[BTEG]> <SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Just saving Zee time. |
#31134 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trenchoa86> i am penetrating your ass bitch
<KiKo> hey
<KiKo> I don't like your tongue moving there
<KiKo> remove it at once and get your face out |
#31131 (259/503) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<juice> HEY DOES ANYONE WANT some HIGH quality pens? pens that wont fail you ever? Go to the pen island, at www.penisland.com today! |
#31114 (96/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* FubarGrn says "I'll take a box of those Magnum condoms............and a box of those little rubberbands"Comment: #d2jsp
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#31111 (189/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<efeX> I got an email off a clan leader today
<efeX> He offered me a "nap"
<efeX> with his "division"
<efeX> So im guessing im invited to some sort of nerd orgy
<efeX> Which quite frankly both fightens and excites me
<efeX> infact, bbl |
#31106 (41/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
.oO( KoHa )Oo. :good. do you want me to bring you anything?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: Hmmm
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: some kind of souviner
.oO( KoHa )Oo.: an alcoholic souvenier?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN : You know "I went to Ukraine and all I got was this T-Shirt" lol
CRaNKyPlaNKToN (12:21 PM) : heheh yah alcohol would be cool :))))
.oO( KoHa )Oo. (12:21 PM) : hehe. ok i'll look for something interesting. "my friend went to ukraine and he brought me a present that caused this puke stain"
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: LOOOOL
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: yah I'm sure there'll be fluids going both up and down my throat!
CRaNKyPlaNKToN:er
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: thats not meant in a sexual way
.oO( KoHa )Oo: too late. bash
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: HAhaha |
#31102 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NatunkivityScene> haha im such a good pal
<NatunkivityScene> a friend is on a mac and wanted some rauchy porn
<NatunkivityScene> so i mirrored 5 files for him
<NatunkivityScene> but i didn't know he was on a mac
<NatunkivityScene> they were wmv
<NatunkivityScene> so i went and found the .mov for himComment: TunkeyMicket on GamesNET
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#31097 (127/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kalin35> hey are u there
<apathy13> Yeah, I'm here.
<Kalin35> can some 1 gain access to an win98 comp.
<apathy13> Can I gain access to your ass?
<Kalin35> could u
<apathy13> Well that's entirely up to you, ya know.
<Kalin35> do u know how
<apathy13> Yeah, wit' a little lube and some determination, I think I could hack it.
<Kalin35> even if i had a firewall up |
#31096 (2/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover recently deleted files? i just accidentally deleted a symbolic link |
#31095 (79/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<killfile> Why on earth would you want children at all?
<jedi_antwerp> i'd like to know that after i've banged a girl i've ruined her life, tooComment: #plainsofhotha on slashnet via fpm
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#31087 (-10/604) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3 |
#31093 (70/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bil`> everytime i go into my closet i have to stand on my bed
<KArmA-> I figured you just stayed in the closet all the time |
#31066 (130/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks)
* Kurt sets mode: +b *!*@*frap.net
<SteamedHams> Now listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye |
#31065 (241/467) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Boogernish] many times i've loved
[Boogernish] and many times been bitten
* Naomi bites Boogernish
[Boogernish] awesome
[b0wser] sometimes monkeys bite each other during sex
[Naomi] sometimes people bite eachother during sex
[Boogernish] sometimes i bite monkeys during sex |
#31063 (92/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Excreta_Pusher_5000> anyone want to buy a bass guitar?
<Excreta_Pusher_5000> from my experiences, girls will want to lay you if you know how to play bass guitar
<DP> you're an idiot |
#31061 (117/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> I'm sporadic
<synec> i think they have a cream for that now |
#31059 (106/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial
<dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!! |
#31058 (39/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<-Porkroller-> hey, whatever produces the most result with the least labor
<-Porkroller-> is the way to god
<-Porkroller-> go
<-Porkroller-> lolComment: from a staunch atheist
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