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#31051 (-3/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Neo was killed by shark498
shark498: goodbye mr. anderson
Neo was killed by XERiM
XERiM: it is... inevitable
shark498: lol
XERiM wa killed by Neo
shark498 was killed by Neo
Neo: it ends tonight
XERiM: hahahaha
shark498: lolComment: HALO
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#31050 (-1/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<electric_cabbage> when u feel no1 loves u,cares 4 u, and everybody is ignoring u. you should ask yourself.....am I too sexy? |
#31049 (125/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@IceWizard> fufFUCK
<@IceWizard> i keant to puyt shredded mozarella chees euin my lasatgna
<@IceWizard> but i put ufckign shredded COCONUT |
#31037 (148/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wonker> gay
<Wonker> homo
<Wonker> queer
<Wonker> fag
<Wonker> bottom licker
<Wonker> fudge packer
<Wonker> willy magnet
<turtle> man-butt doer.
<Yiff> Arsebandit
<Wonker> pillow biter
<Wonker> anal intruder
<dzee> Brown Pipe Technician
<Yiff> Vagina decliner. Ololo
<JAG> ass piss
<Wonker> no Jag, you havne't quite got the idea now, have you?Comment: #pcgam0r on gamesnet
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#31021 (277/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drunken_master> A brief question, please
<nomad> yes?
<nomad> I hope that was brief enough |
#31013 (-1/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@stripeD) I wonder what ill have for lunch
(@stripeD) maybe some Mac n
(@stripeD) cheese!
(@santyree) how about cock?
(@stripeD) more like breakfast
(@santyree) hahaha
(@stripeD) whoops
(@stripeD) lol
(@stripeD) good one tyree
(@santyree) ok, that goes on bash.cx |
#31010 (333/591) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chaz> When I was 4 or 5.
<chaz> My parents had a computer (Btw my dad built his 1st one before I was even born) and it had a dos shell program that booted and was called menu
<chaz> menu listed all your programs
<chaz> and games and stuff
<chaz> well, This program has parental controls, etc, so the setup program was password proteected
<chaz> I hacked to the dos shell, and figured out the admin executable and changed the settings (hey I was 4.. that was hacking back then)
<chaz> all for the purpose of naming my sisters games.. 'Michelles games suck' and my games 'Charles games Rule'
<chaz> and take away her favorite game
<chaz> out of her list.
<evee> hahha, you're mean!!!
<chaz> shebeat me up a lot. |
#31004 (70/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may think you know your bestfriends, but profit prevails all! They will take the picture of your head and put it on a naked body and sell it on E-bay. |
#31003 (115/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThunderClaw> I will warez as long as there is warez to be had.
<ThunderClaw> Wow.
<ThunderClaw> I just used warez as both an object and a verb in that sentance.
<ThunderClaw> I am the epitome of lame.Comment: #voices, Darkmyst
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#30972 (331/517) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site.
<Snipah> free movies
<Snipah> pictures
<Snipah> games
<knightmare> pervert
2 minutes later...
<knightmare> link? |
#30997 (262/470) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* miss_m00 stares with bovine interest at the channel...
<NitaGurrl> that was udderly disgusting
<Gideon1> Is this joke gonna be milked to death?
<cuteboy23> I thought it was amoosing |
#30994 (-2/616) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<t|to> heh
<t|to> 13 year olds have tight pussies |
#30986 (-2/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scar_> I get this visions of dr. Lk in his general practice
<scar_> somebody will explain their ailment and he'll sit there strung up, blank eyes rolling around and scream "poop!"
<scar_> or he'll accidentally knock the x-ray up a notch and fry all black sperm :|
<LkAway1> I want to smack scar_ in front of his parents.Comment: Neither person is me
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#30979 (234/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now |
#30978 (260/454) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> What would you buy for a woman?
<Raven> hmm?
<Raven> Me? For a woman?
<Raven> well
<Raven> I can come up with two possible answers cause I am clueless in the subject... either something common like flowers, or, well, new netcard or 512 Mb memory stick :>
<Kaelic> I doubt she would be too thrilled to get a new 512mb mem stick, "just to say I love you" :p
<OWK> "I love you so much 512mb could not hold the words..." |
#30966 (227/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get Another Boyfriend (Martin/Rami) ?
<TriviaServ> 1st Hint: ********** ****
<SpAz> backstreet boys
<TriviaServ> YES, SpAz!!! got the answer -> backstreet boys <-
<SpAz> god i cant believe i jsut got that
* SpAz shoots self in face with shotgun |
#30964 (158/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CardboardArmor> Fire Emblem has taught me one thing.
<CardboardArmor> The unarmored girl in the kimono-looking thing with the sword can face down three units of cavalry while the big, armored dude gets his ass kicked.
<Sabin> Whee.
<CardboardArmor> Also: Any color in the rainbow is an acceptable hair color.
<CardboardArmor> Which begs the question. If your hair is indigo, are your pubes as well?
<Sabin> Possibly. |
#30957 (263/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next |
#30952 (143/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NotNot> Why does my mom cook brownies? They always go straight to my stomach delivering a pack of C4 explosives.
<Campster> Oh god
<Campster> Now I have an image of you on the toilet, with a .wav of "TERRORISTS WIN" playing.
<NotNot> hahahahahaha
<Mr_X> *FLUSH* "TERRORISTS WIN!" |
#30939 (83/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RageAgainstTheAmish> brb making smores
<RageAgainstTheAmish> FUCK MY OVEN IS ON FIRE BRB
<RageAgainstTheAmish> HOLY FUCK MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
<RageAgainstTheAmish> OMFG
<RageAgainstTheAmish> BRB AFK
<RageAgainstTheAmish> OH MY GOD DUDE IM CALLING 911 BRB
<ducky[kC]> lmfao
<ducky[kC]> poor joe
*RageAgainstTheAmish Quit (Connection reset by peer) |
#30938 (363/531) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Caffeine> i was dared to go buy lube
<Caffeine> so i went with my best friend/housemate and talked about double ended dildos while hugging her in the checkout line with ky in my hand
<Caffeine> the cashier asked me 'how was your day'
<Caffeine> i said 'it will be better once i get this hunny home'
<Caffeine> her jaw droppedComment: Caffeine is female.
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#30933 (145/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jp-minip[hw]> pm me with romantic christmas gift ideas for ur girlfriend, dont pm me unless u have one ty ;) [/amsg]
<jp-minip[hw]> omg fking fags forget it, goatse.cx cookies are NOT romantic |
#30861 (5/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<madsic> I used to give my cell phone #
<madsic> when I took channels
<madsic> topic "wanna cry? call 514-XXX-XXXX"
<madsic> people would call
<madsic> and like
<madsic> Ive been working on this channel for years
<madsic> you are ruining it
<mp`> hahahahhahahhahaha |
#30860 (476/708) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> a priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar
<wild-> and that's just the first guy
<wild-> hayoooooooooooooo |
#30929 (106/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MeatLamp> they lie when they say that crack gets u addicted once - it took me 5 or 6 times to get addicted to the stuff
<garry> same with sniffing underwear |
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