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#30905 (133/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<snow_veil> my system tray icons are multiplying
<snow_veil> it's like some divine force
<YucA> snow_veil WTF
<snow_veil> soon they'll take over my taskbar
<snow_veil> and jump my quicklaunch icons
* snow_veil smells a battle brewing |
#30902 (-2/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< hello> I hate the windows / linux fags that rice out their desktop to make it look like OS X and then bitch about how they think macs suck
< hello> it's like saying you hate blacks and then covering yourself in shit
< hello> lol that analogy is terrible |
#30888 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lsq|busy> i can drink so much more than that, but then i have large frontal alchohol storage units. |
#30863 (-1/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BHG> that is the gayest fucking thing i have ever seen
<BHG> just looking at that makes me wnat to go fuck a man in the ass. |
#30859 (325/509) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..." |
#30892 (224/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: No.
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ pleeeeeeease?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Not on your life.
<@Flyp> !8 Another time maybe?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Absolutely not.
<@Flyp> !8 Seeing someone else, eh?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Yes. |
#30887 (104/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* lsq didnt think you could marry a vibrator.
<mossop> you can't dear
<Ama_away> you probably can in sweden |
#30864 (133/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FireEgl> *I* have guacamole flavored Doritos.
<FireEgl> They always make my poop green. =)
<FireEgl> I'm like my own Playdough Funfactory.. I get to pick what colors come out! =D |
#30857 (57/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FireEgl> I'm hurngy.
<tito> why don't you eat your dick
<FireEgl> nah, I'm saving it for emergencies. |
#30853 (191/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* RaphX deletes the sun
<RaphX> actually, I just closed the curtain |
#30851 (131/279) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SiouxsieSioux> apparently Michael Bay wanted the project
<lsq> peter jackson shouldve done it!
<SiouxsieSioux> yes!
<SiouxsieSioux> or Quentin Tarentino
<lsq> tarantino? harry potter?
<lsq> are you sure thats a good idea?
<lsq> harry" shut the fuck up, you muthafucka, malfoy
<Wong> Snape: "Don't **** with me, you ****ing student wizard"
<lsq> draco: fuck you, you mudblood piece of shit! |
#30849 (102/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JFeeple> OONGABOONGAWOONIEWEEKIETOOVIE!
<OrcaW> I was only joking that you should take meth Feeps :p |
#30830 (162/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Chad: Wanna come over later for Delicious Turkey Gumbo and to talk about All Things Sinthetik?
sushispook: can't... girl and i have a nice evening planned wherein she is making roast fuck
sushispook: EEP
sushispook: duck |
#30820 (7/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|--acid--|> what program do i view a microsoft access database file with?Comment: #windows, dalnet
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#30819 (58/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Antimatter glares at whoever modded his comment "-1 redundant" on slashdot
<Antimatter> c'mon, it's *slashdot*. redundancy is an art form! |
#30809 (106/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
talking about 2001, a space odyssey
<gelfie> I'll wait for the special trimmed edition on dvd :)
<blakat> gelfie, did you get far enough in to see the monkeys?
<Vash> or... read the book... but that's longer then the movie... so maybe you'll wait for the pop-up book version? = P
<gelfie> blakat: the apes... yeah, that went on forever
<gelfie> I think *I* evolved by the time that part ended |
#30796 (-3/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hamster> does that text messag emake girls want to get naked for me?
<autoS> hmm .. almost
<autoS> change 'guy' to 'homosexual faggot'
<autoS> chicks dig the ghey chaps
<autoS> they'll get naked in front of you and everything ..
<hamster> excellent
<autoS> .. confident that the hardon in your pants is from you thinking of gay negros spunking in your bumhole |
#30792 (91/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«%Jeeba» One time my dad made me close my eyes and suck some mollasses out of a hose, Still dont know why though. |
#30777 (118/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FooBarBaz> It seems a bit slow.
<Eldritch> hm my connection isnt maxed or anything *shrugs*
<Eldritch> could be that my upload cap is killing my downlaod speed
<FooBarBaz> Eldritch- Oh. Wait. I just rememberd I'm on dialup.
<FooBarBaz> I must be more tired than I thought. |
#30770 (143/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Clitos) hungry for weiners?
(@tyree) fuck i could take a hot dog or two
(@Clitos) in the ass?
(@tyree) no
(@tyree) i like to swallow |
#30774 (-2/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* timestamps kept for humor
[00:17] * knightmare sets mode: +b The_Eviscer!*@*
[00:17] <@knightmare> !kick The_Eviscer
[00:17] * The_Eviscer was kicked by AfroServ (Requested)
[00:17] <+Seraph> lol
[00:18] <@knightmare> im soooo killed when he notices
then..
[17:02] * Atropos (Karma@Coch.ise) has joined #gtaforums
[17:02] * AfroServ sets mode: +v Atropos
[17:02] <+Atropos> • Thanks for the +v •
[17:02] * @knightmare Quit ([themiker.servehttp.com] Local kill by Atropos (Don't ban me.))Comment: Atropos is The_Eviscer
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#30773 (226/392) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@johnny|aw) man, when i'm about 60 years old, i'll think back to the time when i was 20, when i could do EVERYTHING i wanted to...and i spent my time reading bash-quotes...
(@tyree) haha
(@johnny|aw) i think i should kill myself right now :) |
#30771 (150/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<colombianp4> how can i download some hardware? |
#30756 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<The-Spexican> did i tell you about the girl?
<snow_veil> which girl?
<The-Spexican> the girl i like
<The-Spexican> from work
<snow_veil> yeah
<snow_veil> about her and baseball guy?
<The-Spexican> god damn
<The-Spexican> i was fucking drunk as hell and i told sooooo many people
<snow_veil> hahaha
<The-Spexican> i remember not telling a damn person
<snow_veil> you told me on skype
<The-Spexican> wow
<The-Spexican> i talked to you on skype?Comment: skype is an internet voice chat program
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#30755 (64/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
—› join: (D99) (Anon@MAK2237-A.STUDENT.TCU.EDU)
—› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o D99)
—› quit: (Demize99) (Anon@Demize99.user.gamesnet) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(@D99) this is retarded
(@D99) I wouldn't stay connected to my own cock if i had to access it through TCU's internet |
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