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#31557 (292/478) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CanOfSpam> I spent my lunchbreak at work stealing my neighbor's wife, kicking his ass, and getting her pregnant.
<CanOfSpam> The Sims is the way to be!
<CanOfSpam> Im gonna nap for 2 hours and think about whether to show up at work.
<CanOfSpam> bbl
<emil^> cos - have fun!
<Glock21> You'll be sitting at your computer after days of insomnia... you're work habits will go to hell, your personal relationships will suffer, you'll go broke... and as you're sitting there in the middle of the night with a full bladder you suddenly realize that your sim has with a great deal of your own personal effort...
<Glock21> ...has a great job, a great house full of great stuff, a great girlfriend, plenty of sleep, a better computer than you, and is happier, healthier, and made it to the bathroom just fine because you suffer for him.Comment: EFNet #politics
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#31556 (-1/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MonkeyX> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<MonkeyX> GOD DAMN YAHOO MESSENGER
<MonkeyX> I HAVE TO CHANGE FUCKING SERVER IP EVERYDAY
<MonkeyX> FUCK YOU YAHOO
<MonkeyX> the server they have on today doesnt take GAIM
<MonkeyX> FUCK
<MonkeyX> uhm
<MonkeyX> hold on
<MonkeyX> what's this thing smoking
<MonkeyX> okay
<MonkeyX> why is there 2 copies of gaim on my boxComment: EFNet #unixhelp
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#31555 (-1/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CanOfSpam> Linus has horns!
<Linus-> ack!
<CanOfSpam> bwahaha
<Linus-> is my hair thinning that badly?Comment: EFNet #politics
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#31553 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> everquest arrived this morning
<Neon[UK]> if you dont ever see me again, you'll know why
<Neon[UK]> :D |
#31548 (-1/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phox0r> phox's uncertainty principle of vaginas: "The inside of a vagina has no shape until it is observed." |
#31547 (594/792) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DimaV> WHO KICKED?
<SteveB> me :)
<DimaV> dude
<DimaV> my parents were in the room
<SteveB> so what?
<DimaV> and i had bukkake pics behind this window
<DimaV> when u kicked, this window closed for 5 sec and bukkake pics were out for everyone in the room to see. |
#31527 (152/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* RunNeoRun activates the Snow Scan
<ZaphodB> wow.
<ZaphodB> i am fwcasniated by the pdloepper farada.
<ZaphodB> uff da
<ZaphodB> fwascinaetd by the dopler rafdar.
<ZaphodB> GODDAMMIT
<ZaphodB> WORK, FINGERs
<ZaphodB> fascinated by the doppler radar
<RunNeoRun> ZaphodB: please don't make me laugh so hard. my abs are really sore
<ZaphodB> there wg egoComment: #userfriendly during blizzard in Ohio
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#31546 (123/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> i learned a very important mathematical equation last night
<J3anyus> huge amounts of orange juice + huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of vomit
<homerj> then huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of vomit - huge amounts of oj
<homerj> and then since huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of potatoes , that means potatoes = vomit - oj |
#31531 (458/610) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[J|F]> It's freaky when porn has good stereo sound, it feels like I forgot to turn off my speakers and everyone can hear.
<[J|F]> oh shit. |
#31528 (201/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom. |
#31500 (263/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho
<Goonie> it selectively removes old buildings and historical buildings so that new ones that are better can be built
<Goonie> natural selection for buildings
<Goonie> and then other buildings get demoted to historical and the cycle repeats |
#31499 (5/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<devil`> tap tap tap
<c-rOCK> -t +fComment: #geekissues
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#31498 (14/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
paranormal_angela: Who the fuck wrote this script.
docsigma2000: A sick sick person.
docsigma2000: Matt?
paranormal_angela: Nah, he doesnt know how to right.
paranormal_angela: *write
docsigma2000: *giggle*
paranormal_angela: nor do I, appearently. |
#31497 (72/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<trucker> i'm a self proclaimed pornography historian/archivist
<trucker> thats my job |
#31496 (159/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy?
<tinman> er
<tinman> that wasn't for this channel |
#31494 (644/798) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen |
#31493 (225/467) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog?
SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?
Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u? |
#31491 (188/426) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gil_AFK> I need to get laid. BRB, bugging gf.
<AndroSyn> heh
<Gil_AFK> looks like iam out of luck
<Gil_AFK> BRB, retry 1 in 120 seconds
<Gil_AFK> i'am hammering her :) |
#31488 (155/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #asc11pr0n
* Demented-Idiot sets mode: +o Segosa
<@Segosa> give us the ascii pr0n
<@Demented-Idiot> ( . ) ( . )
<@Segosa> omg
* @Segosa jacks off |
#31483 (-1/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigitlDud> shit my modem is overheating
* DigitlDud flushes radiator |
#31471 (-5/545) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IanR> I go out with a black person
<BlackChocobo> And you call yourself a racist?
<IanR> You didn't hear my reason.
<BlackChocobo>?
<IanR> So I can beat her. |
#31458 (226/386) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: Chilled_Mango (Quit: I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp -- I don't know where to begin.) |
#31429 (117/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today?
<Vulcan> McDeal?
<CrzyViper> yeah they have a special every day of the week... here in canada.. and it's wicked
<Lumpy|hereish> McMadCow Burger |
#31418 (16/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<away[bttf]> your out like muhammed ali in a game of jenga |
#31363 (401/579) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Roadie> i wonder how come i eat an eat.. sit around all day
<Roadie> never gain weight
<Quiky> Because the scale won't go up any higher.Comment: weight
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