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#31343 (72/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<funk> \o/ <-- person in posession of pie
#31338 (6/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<d4n> i want more biscuits
<d4n> no i dont!
<d4n> yes i do!
<d4n> no i dont!
<ror> !?!?!?
<d4n> !!!
<d4n> interior monologue wibble
#31333 (175/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<C> l22r
<C> er. l33t.
#31339 (368/512) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ghido> hi could anyone suggest me a very good irc server? i have to run it inside an company and it must have a restricted access my User/Pass. Thanks
<SlayerXP> ghido: has your systems administrator given you permission to run an irc server?
<ghido> SlayerXP: i'm the system administrator
<SlayerXP> ghido: then how come you don't know how to use a search engine?
#31335 (168/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<adem> on further contemplation, halle berry really isn't all that hot, is she?
*** You were kicked by d4n (who stole your hetrosexuality?)
#31330 (482/634) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that one" mode?
#31344 (16/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<n0te> the reason i can irc is simple
<n0te> my boss has any <> any in the firewall
<n0te> so i put a proxy on his pc :D
#31337 (284/708) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kode54> next quote up is #31337
#31336 (69/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#31328 (192/496) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#31324 (171/385) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring
<Portable591> They aren't even games.
<Portable591> It's like getting yourself off with an interactive powerpoint presentation.
Comment: #raspberryheaven at mircx
#31315 (-3/431) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ether> my friend was a marine
<ether> said killin iraqis is like whack-a-mole at chuck-e-cheese
#31313 (75/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP!
#31308 (171/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+ImaboyO> anyway... you shouldnt be interested in linux anymore.. u have a gf ;p
#31301 (261/443) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Biggs`> eek
<+Biggs`> according to kWeather, it's raining
* +Biggs` looks outside
<+Biggs`> IT DOES NOT LIE!!
#31299 (-3/405) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DocHolliday> faggot revolution
<DocHolliday> my dad warned me this day would come
<DocHolliday> first you let them marry, next they won't give you ops
#31289 (220/488) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(&Remmy) root@remmy:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
(&Remmy) make
(&Remmy) make install
#31294 (4/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* majestik watched 21 grams
<Haywire22> Of what?
#31285 (10/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hep> fo0 is a premature ejaculator?
<G3-Game> cock mizer?
<fo0bar> hep: only when I'm around you
<G3-Game> scrooge mccock?
<kingmob> ewww
<kingmob> that's pretty bad
<dmose> cocksocket
<kingmob> cause remember what scrooge used to do in his money?
<kingmob> like, roll around in it and swim in it and stuff
<kingmob> now i'm picturing...ecccchhh
<kingmob> just...ecchhhh
<willo> with his nephews
<aykroyd> ack!  /clear, dammit!!
<kingmob> ecchhhh!
<fo0bar> willo: thank you for further tainting my view of childhood
<ogw-iii> oy
<willo> anytime.
#31284 (-3/385) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[toastar[CODRadiant]] i'll steal it from one of my friends
[toastar[CODRadiant]] they all have the box sex
[toastar[CODRadiant]] err
[toastar[CODRadiant]] set
[+TigerRei] bashed!
Comment: About Band of Brothers
#31283 (-1/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«UN_Known» got out of work early. I'm so happy I can just fart and fart and fart
#31282 (3/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«Jordan` » Ah, the smell of crack smoke in the morning.
#31273 (241/453) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM
Heywire22: Fuck
Heywire22: Wrong fucking window
Heywire22: Shit shit shit
Frusciante 36: jesus
Frusciante 36: who you talking to?!
#31267 (130/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more
<kickthepc> hello neon
<Neon[UK]> hihi
<Neon[UK]> byra, kick
* Neon[UK] nods
<byra> you didn't know how to spell grammar
<kickthepc> i do, i just always spell it wrong
<kickthepc> and yes, that does make sense
<byra> which would mean you dont know how to spell it...
<kickthepc> no, let me rephrase
<kickthepc> i know how to spell grammer, its just I always hit the a key instead of the e
* byra coughs
<kickthepc> er
<Neon[UK]> rofl
<kickthepc> ffs
<Rjx> taaaaaard
<kickthepc> stupid fucking fingers
<Rjx> taaaaaaard
#31264 (56/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
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