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#30749 (168/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[06:45] <Newfiebul> ok.. i'll stay connected, and could you PM me when you get home?
[06:47] <[GizMo2]> yeah
[06:47] <Newfiebul> ok thanks
* Quits: Newfiebul
[06:48] <DaCaptn> thats an awesome job of staying connected |
#30744 (196/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> wanna play a round or two?
<Haigha> I'll play when I get home
<Haigha> about 15 mins
<J3anyus> haigha is going to drive home in his delorean
<Haigha> yeah
<Haigha> I'll be home 2 hours ago |
#30705 (-3/473) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@tyree) i really think i should sell my farts to 3rd world governments
(@tyree) they'd make great toxic gas |
#30729 (180/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Raven> any C gurus around?
<Kaelic> try me
<+Raven> I wonder if realloc is the same as free & malloc pair, or does it save data that was originally in the memory block
<Kaelic> nevermind |
#30708 (231/435) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JP> college course prerequisites are like navigating the diablo 2 skill tree. |
#30695 (-1/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> go2sleep
<Feer> n
<Feer> c cccc zf fz fsba fsav
<Feer> gtynytt
<Feer> h
<Feer> g nmb bvkvvfy5 x65x55jytopgb
<]CkB[Cowboy> o no he has the holy spirit
<Feer> yhttyh cccccchyogfb t
<]CkB[Cowboy> praise the lord!
<Feer> yhttyh cccccchyogfb t see ya
<Feer> 'baby type
<]CkB[Cowboy> like any of us believe that |
#30684 (228/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
jwz: this mighty hunter is now going to go bring down a wild sandwich |
#30669 (1/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Smith> why the fuck do you name your pen0rs
<Chronic> lol
<Chronic> hey baby wanna come back to my place and play with doody |
#30668 (-3/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-edwards.servehttp.com- *** You were forced to join #GAYBUTTSECKS |
#30662 (236/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ali_> no canadian cars eh?
<Egg_> no
<Egg_> i don't think there's a canadian made car
<Egg_> lol
<Egg_> that would be cool if there was
<Egg_> we'd have shitty animal names though
<Egg_> like the Ford Canadian Goose
<Egg_> or the Chevy Beaver
<Egg_> man
<Egg_> i'd so drive a Chevy Beaver |
#30649 (220/414) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@AfroServ> ?back
<+eggbot> AfroServ is back from - TAKING A MAJOR SHIT - after 4days 23hrs 3mins 25secs
<+Chronic> lol thats one huge shit you had afro
<@AfroServ> i fell asleep on the can
<@AfroServ> the smell of it kept me knocked out for days |
#30648 (120/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MikeH> mike@thor:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
<MikeH> make
<MikeH> make installComment: Im...sooo...hungry...
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#30645 (203/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* +Yardbomb tries to make his cat swear fealty.
<+Yardbomb> my arm is bleeding :( |
#30643 (67/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SDS91> she's 80 pounds, it would be like having sex with a child
<MaTriX-> omg, tell her to put on a little weight
<MaTriX-> u'll be fucking bones
<MaTriX-> :p
<SDS91> no thanks
<SDS91> I have no problem fucking children |
#30642 (84/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tyme> u aren't cooking are ya?
<MaTriX-> i can cook damn well
<Tyme> so can I...I used to cook up hamslice in kuwait and give it to the iraqi kids tellling them it was chicken...I was such a good cook they never knew the difference
<Tyme> hehe, we did toss them fuckers alot of ham slice
<Tyme> I sure as hell hope there isn't an allah, else i'm fucked |
#30640 (2/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough |
#30638 (237/429) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
***EvilSpork declares you all to be extremely sophisticated Eliza programs
aykroyd: how does extremely sophisticated Eliza programs make you feel? |
#30560 (360/570) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<munkey> back when i was a kid, i had a good wholesome role model
<munkey> his name was mario
<munkey> he busted blocks with his head
<munkey> but he was a good guy
<munkey> not like all these thugged out rapper dudes
<munkey> have you ever seen nelly bust a block with his head to reveal coins?
<munkey> i think not. |
#30559 (311/513) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
<Pixistix> If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
<Pixistix> Problem solved. |
#30634 (254/498) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong |
#30631 (185/381) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> i'd be a lesbian if i didn't like penises so much. |
#30625 (305/511) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ethun: this is crazy
ethun: i never got a virus with Windows ME
Zaphod-B.: of course not
Zaphod-B.: viruses dont infect other viruses :P |
#30624 (163/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> Michael Jackson fans are fucking psychos
<Kaelic> my god they cry when he leaves and they can't see him
<Kaelic> umm ISSUES
<Lothtiriel> he's a bit of a nutcase too though, so it fits well
<Orca> "A bit"
<Kaelic> lol
<Kaelic> 'Show us your baby' 'Okay I'll throw him to you' |
#30621 (76/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
<davidc> haha
<davidc> ok madog
* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :))) |
#30620 (160/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lizzie-Rei> I'm losing my flab.. by not doing anything
<Lizzie-Rei> actually..
<Lizzie-Rei> lifting wood helps
<Lizzie-Rei> and pushups
<Lizzie-Rei> and slapping guys
<Lenoh> yes, liftin "wood" does help
<Lizzie-Rei> ¬_¬
<Lenoh> and "pushups"
* Lizzie-Rei slaps Len |
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