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#37891 (-1/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Toxik) aww crap..
(Toxik) I just realised my bnc encrypted everything I wrote in #mysql |
#37887 (-1/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«TranceX» Please help us welcome Baron27 to the network staff and msg him.
[PRVMSG from Fornasic received]
«Fornacis» Now that you're staff
«Fornacis» Can I be your bitch?
«Fornacis» And become staff too through it?
«Baron27» I just became an oper.. so it would be pointless hehe.
«Fornacis» Oh...
«Fornacis» I'm talking about over the long term...
«Fornacis» I'll ride your coat tails to the top
«Fornacis» Even if it takes a YEARComment: This guy was willing to do almost anything to become oper
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#37866 (138/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas. |
#37846 (108/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ashura> anyone here familiar with emacs commands
<ashura> I tried to quit and now I don't appear to have gone anywhere. ^_^;
<bork> C-g C-g C-g C-g C-x C-c
<Maz> That sounds like someone choking to death. |
#37873 (227/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@WhipSmart]if you're looking for reality, musicals are the last place to find it..
[@WhipSmart]I mean, look at West Side Story...
[@WhipSmart]he runs thru Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and only ONE girl looks out the window..?
[@WhipSmart] what's up with that..? |
#37879 (68/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tenor> omg dude
<Tenor> i was at olive garden today
<Tenor> and my grandpa was there too
<Tenor> and he goes "hey, i didn't get a breadstick" (everyone else had)
<Tenor> then he goes "what am i, black?"
<Tenor> i almost died laughingComment: maybe we're all racists.... (from #tenor on irc.gamesurge.net)
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#37874 (-3/163) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Mage> scoobiedo FIX ME PLZ
* @Penguin4x4 shoots up Mage with some Ecsatcy
<@Mage> cdkey plz
<@Penguin4x4> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
* nikhsub1 (~nikhsub1@i.pwn.j00.all) has joined #OA
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa nikhsub1 nikhsub1
* nikhsub1 is now known as nikhsub1|Lappy
<@Mage> thx
<@Mage> wait
<@Mage> fuck youComment: irc.zirc.org #OA
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#37858 (41/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yed> fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
<Yed> its hard to type fap with 1 hand |
#37847 (130/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Brad> haha dude, this guy thinks i'm a fucking crossdresser and wants to hook up
<lat> lol
<@Brad> he wants my pic though :/ shit
*** dcm (dcm@rrba-172-174.telkomadsl.co.za) has joined #shell
<@Brad> lat, do you have any pics of transvestites?
<@Brad> or girls with big 12 inch floppy cocks hanging out of their dresses?
<@Brad 'cause i really need one
<dcm> what the FUCK?
*** dcm (dcm@rrba-172-174.telkomadsl.co.za) has left #shellComment: #shell on squirrelspit
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#37843 (147/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TrafficCone> Me: "So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "I guess. Thats a lota money."
<TrafficCone> Me: "How about 50 bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "What do you think I am, a filthy whore?"
<TrafficCone> Me: "Well we know what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
<TrafficCone> Earned me a slap, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, and I stand by that decision. |
#37835 (99/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bikke> Whoah, I'm in better shape than I'd expected.
<Bikke> 3 miles plus 6-700 vertical feet in like 20 mins
<GauHelldragon> that is a very impressive jump :o |
#37830 (156/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Exar Khan 666 : there are certain aspects about me that i want exactly the same in a potential mate and there are things that I would never want her to have
Yesterday Dying : like a penis
Exar Khan 666: I'm talking personality wise but yes that would be at the top of the list |
#37814 (27/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mkjbOO7: i need to set up an FTP
mkjbOO7: for pictures or chmod shit
Muerlio: kooz i think you may have surpassed my friend asking "whats faster tcp/ip or ftp" |
#37801 (130/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kurt> hahaha
<kurt> i just looked outside and the guy with two 200+ pound irish wolfhounds is walking them without leashes, hes just carrying a big piece of chicken that they're following around |
#37778 (-6/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for |
#37768 (12/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Ytrrium> So i was idly chatting with this girl last year.
<@Ytrrium> She's somewhat attractive, and actually asked if i'd like to fool around with her, with becoming fuckbuddies in the future a possibility.
<@Ytrrium> At the time I didn't want that, so i said no. But on that day, she mentioned something...
<@Ytrrium> She was at the beach for a week and had gotten bad sunburn on her back.
<@Ytrrium> I found a devious plan forming in my head.
<@Ytrrium> With some planning on my part, fooling around was scheduled to occur the next day.
<@Ytrrium> Stuff happened and i was doing her doggystyle on the floor of my apartment. I waited until i was about to finish, and pulled out my cock, rammed it in her ass, and slapped her sunburn as hard as i could.
<@Ytrrium> The two black eyes and intensely painful bruised testicles were, in my opinion, very much worth it. |
#37790 (94/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
<simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
<simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap
<simon-say> The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...
<simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous. |
#37785 (201/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lucifer7> I think I just caught my Linux servers in the act,
<@Lucifer7> I walk in and both of them are at high network and hard drive activity.
<@Lucifer7> Then they both suddenly stop and the lights go back to normal.Comment: #Fritolaid irc.homelan.com
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#37774 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(&Torquemada) so then ask yourself what u're using linux for
(&MaNI) cause it rapes windows
(&MaNI) and i like it
(&Dangerous) you like rape? |
#37770 (185/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{Gohla} What could be defined as:'having an orgasm before your partner desires it'?
{Gohla} Answer: --------- -----------
{Gohla} Scrambled: urpemtear ncauaojtiel
{Endless_Tears} premature ejaculation
{Gohla} Newbie Endless_Tears got the answer: Premature ejaculation in 7.6714 seconds. Points:13 Rank:37th
{Gohla} Endless_Tears has moved up in rank: 35th
{Endless_Tears} Bam
{JackTheRipper} damn your fast
{Endless_Tears} That's what she saidComment: I love mIRC trivia things :P.
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#37760 (13/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku
<DrGamez> and that concludes Pel's japanese vocabularyComment: #LiveYiff
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#37751 (16/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for every full conversion, we get a toaster.. you ever wondered why most gay guys homes -always- have a toaster with bagel smart (tm)?
<Jamorum> Wow...Damn...I'm straight and I want a toaster...*pouts*Comment: #LiveYiff
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#37749 (-2/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dubstylee> I'm poopular |
#37741 (-4/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cybil> BEHOLD MY POWER!
* Cybil makes toast.
<Pelican> Noo! She's torturing that poor bread!Comment: #LiveYiff
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#37738 (-8/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn. "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.Comment: #LiveYiff
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