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#37734 (-7/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...Comment: #LiveYiff
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#37732 (71/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<danny> How do u get rid of e-mail
<Plog> ...
<Plog> Delete it?
<danny> how
<Plog> Click delete.
<danny> where
<Plog> ... |
#37729 (94/208) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so screwed |
#37727 (36/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kurt> you know, if I look up my quotes on qdb.us I appear to be a racist, sexist anti-semite
<Kurt> however, this is not painting the full picture
<StealthNinjaGirl> you also eat small cute kittens?
<Kurt> I would
<Kurt> but we don't have any
<StealthNinjaGirl> ate them all, already?
<Kurt> yeah
<Kurt> they were a bit stringyComment: #maddox on WhatNET
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#37726 (131/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phlip_f00d> wow water takes a long time to boil if you turn the oven on instead of the stoveComment: #blenderchat on FreeNode
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#37704 (89/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:50] * HerbDX is now on holiday, back in 2 weeks
[23:55] * HerbDX is on holiday [ back in 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes ]
[23:55] <harryj> this is gonna be a LONG 2 weeks |
#37698 (1/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<human39> Rick James died
<Xshare> human39, nooo!
<Xshare> wait..
<Xshare> that means half my school died.
<Xshare> They keep saying they're Rick James.
<Xshare> :-/
<woogs> LOLComment: #wht
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#37695 (-2/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ghostlink2> damn im sober from a party last night , had lil too much to drink |
#37705 (64/174) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Petah> btw, drug tests are the most degrading things on the face of the earth
<@Petah> pissing on demand into a plastic cup is by far the worst thing I've had to do in a doctor's office. it trumps "turn and cough" by a mile
<@Petah> especially when you come out and hand the nurse a cup full of piss and she comments on the volume
<@Petah> FUCK YOU BITCH I HAD A LOT OF WATER! |
#37702 (110/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Valkarious> OMFG
<@Valkarious> I'm talking to this girl on the phone
<@Valkarious> and all of a sudden this Flash porno ad comes up outta no where
<@Valkarious> "Unnnhhh Mmmmm Oh yeah, baby, pound that sweet pussy"
<@Valkarious> OMFG
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> ROFL
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> she'd be like wtf ...
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> sad cunt ...
<@Valkarious> Well, normally I can talk my way out of things real fast
<@Valkarious> This time.... i dunno
<@Valkarious> "Uhhh OH SHIT... That's my parents" |
#37696 (48/184) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntax[AA]> can you ping flood 69.169.219.59 for me?
<Daniel> That my IP..
<Syntax[AA]> shit! |
#37673 (-3/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RinCEBrain> I believe I once smuggled a 12-pack in my pants. |
#37688 (2/160) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Naked> I like my Motorola phone because it has a rocketship function. On a full charge I can make it to the moon.
<Naked> Top that north. :P
<mrk> mines so small it makes good for foreplay
<mrk> phone ¬_¬Comment: #futuremark
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#37685 (90/190) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
VJC99: so paris hilton is releasing an album
VJC99: a musical album
VJC99: because record companies are that fucking pathetic
ingannilo: should be interesting
ingannilo: I liked her last video |
#37683 (145/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZiPPy> thats like type /quit then a persons name after it eg. /quit Snookle and it will quit that person.
<ZiPPy> go on try it.
<wabz> i think it works better with /ban
<wabz> let me try
* wabz sets mode: +b ZiPPy!*ZiPPy@vw8185.optusnet.com.auComment: game set match: wabz
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#37678 (65/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(SherP) damn
(SherP) i just got head
(SherP) :-D
(SabrWolf) that trick with the cat food worked ?
(SherP) ?
(SherP) dieComment: sherp is a tool
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#37656 (65/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ joof ] does anyone know why my CD player wont work
[ joof ] i put in a completely legal CD and it wont read
[ @AirHorse ] its been set to illegal mode
[ @AirHorse ] so cant read legal cds
[ joof ] where |
#37651 (11/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Raiko: Doom 3 is just "Kill the bastards"
CGT: haha nothing wrong with that
Raiko: But you don't know why they are bastards
Raiko: Is it species racism?
Raiko: or is it something they did
CGT: I suppose so
Raiko: what did they do?
Raiko: jealousy of the huge penises?
CGT: most likely
Raiko: Yes
Raiko: Gotta be it
Raiko: They have giant penises and the marines want them
Raiko: Thats the only way they'll feel better about themselves
Raiko: Anything to justify I suppose |
#37639 (32/190) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ASM57> wtf
<ASM57> I called a store and asked if they had CoolerMaster Aero 7 Lite
<ASM57> and the guy is like "thats a microphone right?"
<Bog> lol
<Bog> everyone knows it's a sound card |
#37630 (4/170) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyWindmill> Is there another episode before the 15th?
<CrazyWindmill> Or just the one on the 15th <_<
<Quack-Wabbit> How would I know?
<CrazyWindmill> I have no clue
<CrazyWindmill> You are the oracle
<CrazyWindmill> We consult you for your unlimited wisdom
<CrazyWindmill> Too bad you apparently never know the answer
<CrazyWindmill> Waste of 20 bucks
<Quack-Wabbit> You can pay five coins for an oracle in Paper Mario.
<AquaDocto[r]Bob> Exchange rates are messed up these daysComment: #megadoomer on irc.gamesurge.net
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#37609 (1/177) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up
<Deranged> no
<Syntax> Fine, I'll let him see my penis
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> Aww...look, it's hiding! |
#37606 (158/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iSsuEs> god.. fucking email spammers
<iSsuEs> i block html images
<iSsuEs> they send ascii art |
#37601 (62/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deedux> speaking of food, I don't get it
<Deedux> when I was eating like a fat ass, my dumps were all normal and, for the most part, pleasant
<KArmA-> that's not what your tummy says
<Deedux> but now that I've been exercising and eating salads and what not, my ass is like celine dion
<Deedux> indiscriminantly spewing excrementComment: #couch on EFnet
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#37586 (-2/176) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ProfGlitch sets mode: +milk 1337 moocows |
#37584 (85/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mrsaturn42: i need to talk to you. isnt it weird how if you just switch the n and the i nicest becomes incest....
JoJo GO Ska: only you'd think of that |
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