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#38016 (29/171) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mech> well if you live with Fearincognito rent+utilities will be like 200 a month
<Twisted> wow i can cover that with one weeks pay
<Mech> and it's always good to have a couple thousand saved up just incase
<Twisted> yuh
<Mech> Like your car blows up or something
<Twisted> dont fucken touch my car |
#38015 (2/156) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it) |
#37962 (9/161) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you.
<Marax> :P
<Marax> if you are in norway lets go out for a drink
<somniloquy> K. Then I kill you.
<Marax> no
<Marax> because i had poisoned the drink
<somniloquy> I poisoned yours too.
<muscle> :o
<muscle> romeo and juliet
<[Bond]> that's sweet
<Marax> i only pretended to drink it
<somniloquy> I'm wired with explosives that detonate if my heartbeat drops too much.
<Marax> i bribed the arab you bought the explosives from, its a dud
<somniloquy> I bribed the Arab you bribed to strap some to you whilst you were asleep, too, and those aren't duds...
<Kurt> now there's a sight to wake up to
<Marax> i am beaten :/
<somniloquy> ^_^Comment: #angband @ worldirc
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#38001 (6/176) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
benn: ooh a close up of some boobs
adam: haha, 10MB in two minutes
adam: almost as good as boobsComment: geekery
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#37995 (83/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Did Fleur done you wrong again, Pyro? =((("
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "yeah, I guess you could say that Hya. She's no vagina, she just does not eat meat."
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "Stupid spell cheker"
<Public> dr.e0r says, "ahahahahah"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "HEH"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "OH MAN OH MAN"
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "*vegan"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "man"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "I actually laughed out loud at that one"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "That was like the spellchecker replacement goof of the century."Comment: From 8bitmush (http://8bit.memoryleak.org/)
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#37991 (196/366) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<VooDoo-chan> im sitting at home watching TV with my girlfriend, Amanda, last night... her daughter is sitting on the floor in front of us eating Jell-O... she asks me "Sean, what is Jell-O?" i look over at Amanda and she looks at me waiting for me to answer her daughter... i turn back to Tesley and tell her "Well, honey, Jell-O is made from Crushed Unicorns"...
<VooDoo-chan> whole lot of crying happened after that |
#37989 (-2/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<v3dd3r> i thought i set off my own gaydar one time, but it turned out there was a fag right behind meComment: #geekissues
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#37971 (0/162) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Pi> at best buy they will tell you that a computer is wireless ready
<@Pi> can anyone tell me what "wireless ready" means?
< jerry> They haven't yanked all the wires out, but they could.
<@Pi> almost
< jerry> Either that or it has a slot for a wireless card.
<@Pi> THERE YOU GO !!!
<@Pi> WE HAVE A WINNER
< jerry> I prefer my first answer.
<@Pi> douchebags
<@Pi> "OH your computer is WIRELESS READY, so you could WALK AROUND WITHOUT WIRES!!!"
<@Pi> (after paying us for a wireless card and installation!!)
<@Pi> (but we don't tell you that) |
#37983 (79/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[steven] where were you
[Mediator] first time I played doom it gave me a 3 hour seazure
[Mediator] I've been in the hospitle |
#37978 (80/188) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nam-Ereh-Won> <NEW-Fox_McCloud> I'm from a universe that parallels yours
<Liquid> A universe without periods.
<Liquid> PARADISE!
<|Cyrus|> For women... |
#37976 (39/169) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Fusion> heh I failed my french project because of freetranslation.com ;/Comment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
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#37972 (112/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Joe>(Geography) What is the basic unit of currency for United Arab Emirates ?
<Jim> pound
<Dalener> euro
<Jim> dinar
<Dalener> dollar
<Dalener> rupee
<Jim> peso
<Dalener> dinero
<Ellie> marc
<Dalener> franc
<Jim> rand
<Dalener> dollor
<Dalener> goat
<Dalener> small boy
<Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue> lol |
#37968 (52/198) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear. |
#37967 (231/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<icrlym> whats the best irc client for linux
<fnord> irssi
<+Popdog> irssi
<wo|2m> irssi
<icrlym> where can i get it
fnord> irssi.org
<+Popdog> irssi.org
<NarkLoaf> irssi.org
<wo|2m> irssi.org
<fnord> lol.
<+Popdog> lol
<wo|2m> lol.
<NarkLoaf> lol.Comment: #linux on gamesurge
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#37944 (-5/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> haComment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
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#37929 (41/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ed> Don't say that at an anime convention
<Schizo> why would i be at an anime convention?
* Ed grimaces
<Schizo> if there's an anime convention in town, i'll be there for one reason and one reason only
<Schizo> i'll be at the door handing ponchos to the fatties in sailor moon costumes
<Ed> I'd only go if I could SHOOT the fatties in Sailor Moon costumes
* Ed grimaces
<Aldragoran> lol there you go you can go as a team
<Schizo> i can put targets on the ponchos
<Ed> I'll bring the .30-06
<Aldragoran> Schizo can hand out the ponchos with nice big bullseyes on the back
<Schizo> or numbers, and we make a game of it. after a few hours to get some numbers out, you have to hunt them down in order
<Ed> Something tells me it takes a bit more firepower to kill a fatty than a deer |
#37927 (250/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
quad341: Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day, give him a religion and he'll starve to death praying for a fish. |
#37925 (-3/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
mrsaturn42: lol my mom tells me "make sure to lock the doors i dont want any negros breaking in"
wc3 Brewskii: hahaha
wc3 Brewskii: i love your mom, she is a wise person |
#37924 (32/220) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dudicon> Man, I cut my throat shaving today, right on the trachea. It's felt weird all day.
<Spack> CUT DEEPER |
#37922 (22/190) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Chexee) DING DONG
(Jazzi) who's there?
(Jazzi) oh wait... that's knock knock. |
#37918 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<yayo> whats that torrent program that makes you not have to upload? starts with azn or something i think
<CrazyCoot> jewtorrent maybeComment: #geekissues
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#37912 (-1/187) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tmk> irid: running win98 was like being mentally challenged from birth, death didnt matter.
<Iridian> tmk, in w2k, you just get shot at leg, can't walk, but you can still curse and show your middle finger to people :) |
#37909 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000Comment: AOL IM session
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#37901 (127/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lukeh> MASTURBATION AND POWER RANGERS ARE THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN LIFE!
<Yed> so Lukeh
<Yed> if i masturbate to power rangers
<Yed> does that mean i succeed twice
<Lukeh> You are a god
<Yed> AWESOME. |
#37896 (246/384) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TrafficCone> So I'm talking to my friend the day after I nailed his older sister in the bathroom ofthe local movie theater
<TrafficCone> and he starts going off about some time i made a total ass of my self in front of some girl i liked in high school when i was drunk
<FKNPWNED> Go on...
<TrafficCone> and there's a freaking platoon of people i don't want to hear this shit around, so i pipe up and say,
<TrafficCone> "Hey dude, your sister likes it when I slap her in the face with my Dick"
<TrafficCone> The next thing I know, I'm in the emergency room. The bastard knocked me out with a chair leg.Comment: 0wn3d
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