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<TrafficCone> Me: "So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "I guess. Thats a lota money."
<TrafficCone> Me: "How about 50 bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "What do you think I am, a filthy whore?"
<TrafficCone> Me: "Well we know what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
<TrafficCone> Earned me a slap, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, and I stand by that decision. |