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#37294 (45/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mairu> my download bandwidth is 5 kbps. but for some reason, when i download porn, it squirts upto 9bps!
<mairu> er. i mean shoots upto 9kbps**Comment: irc.freenode.net #linux-india
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#37289 (63/203) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again? |
#37282 (95/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten |
#37283 (27/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult. |
#37276 (20/168) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself |
#37274 (130/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Feer|work> I need to have my house reinsulted
<Cowboy> your house SUCKS
<Cowboy> your house is the WORST HOUSE EVER
<Feer|work> yeh it needs some insulation
<Cowboy> oh i thought you said insulted
<Feer|work> i have a new AC unit
<Feer|work> lol
<Feer|work> i did
<Feer|work> insulated
<Feer|work> i meant
<Cowboy> well ur house still SUCKS
<Feer|work> it sucks in the hot air from outsideComment: #CkB irc.gamesurge.net
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#37252 (96/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Deranged): Bah, working without a day off screws up the week.. I don't know what day is what.
(Syntax): Weds
(Syntax): I think
(Deranged): Is it?
(Syntax): See that little thing in the bottom right corner of the screen?
(Syntax): With numbers on it?
(Deranged): the time?
(Syntax): Hover your mouse over it
(Deranged): tuesday
(Syntax): Wow
(Deranged): Cool, I didn't know it did that.
(Deranged): :/ |
#37265 (5/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ankleteeth looks for good pr0n
<Eldritch> tell me if you find any o_O
<Eldritch> good porn is like... 5 leafed clovers |
#37257 (255/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ProdigySim> We should have had him bring a TV back from Japan
<ProdigySim> so we could pirate Japanese TV shows!
<Juggerneko> Did you have the stupid for supper, or was it just an appetizer? |
#37256 (59/203) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pushead> nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual torture and murder
<painiac> does she read them, too?
<pushead> she read the latest one
<painiac> hahahaha
<painiac> that makes it all worthwhile
<painiac> what did she say?
<pushead> 'babe, some guy here says he'll kill you and rape your corpse' 'is it painiac?' 'yes' 'then it's funny. laugh with me' 'your friends are stupid and crazy' |
#37255 (78/208) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gullberg> derb^ircdruk? drunk? :D
<derb^ircdruk> indeed :D
<gullberg> nice :D
<derb^ircdruk> have to drive in about 3½ hours
<derb^ircdruk> you know, car and shit
<derb^ircdruk> I'm going to crash so much
<gullberg> Then dont drive ;)
<gullberg> sleep instead :D
<derb^ircdruk> no
<gullberg> why not?
<derb^ircdruk> need my driver's license |
#37249 (47/189) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<toku-sama> pagefault calls his father "sperm"
<toku-sama> and his mom "egg"
<pagefault> toku calls his parents test tube and eye dropper |
#37244 (179/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barracuda> i got a letter in the mail that said i've been fired
<barracuda> theres no reason for termination tho
<barracuda> brb
-a few minutes later-
<barracuda> fuck
<barracuda> i got fired for reading bash
<Smithereen> Where do you work?
<barracuda> at church |
#37240 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
lazarius: I want a man bot here
lazarius: you could ask it for man pages.
lazarius: or at least some quickie help
lazarius: ... and I'm very quickly getting something bashable, aren't I?
***lazarius hidesComment: Man Pages
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#37225 (162/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> I think instead of having Joe Millionare they should have "Joe Minor"
<HiddenGenius> they could have like a 16 year old kid that looks a lot older do their show
<HiddenGenius> then they could see how many women have sex with him during the show
<HiddenGenius> and for the big finale, SUPRISE!!! YOURE ALL GOING TO JAIL! |
#37209 (0/190) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
!semi_! OPERWALL - also, quick poll, if i was trying to fuck a snake and it bit me, and the only chance i had to live was if you sucked the poison out, would you? what if i owed you $50?Comment: during an operwall ruckus
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#37204 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =) |
#37201 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jigga> The forums are slower than a Jew writing a cheque.Comment: #mikernet on irc.mikernet.org
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#37190 (78/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Wolfy does his bit to erradicate capitalism by using lower case :P
* Wolfy is now known as wolfy |
#37188 (49/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I think I'm going to print off a few pamphlets for people who are under 18 and have had a kid
<Rjx> entitled "so you've ruined your life"
<Rjx> "and your vagina"Comment: #geekissues
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#37185 (-2/202) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tardhat> omgomgomgomgomg new race in SWG
<tardhat> fuckin' Ithorians
<tardhat> err
* tardhat not nerd...Comment: from #dcemu
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#37163 (-3/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
J3anyus: what game should i play now that sephiroth is toast
snokalope: Metal Slug.
J3anyus: that doesn't take very long to beat
J3anyus: JUST LIKE MY WIFE |
#37125 (130/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<claudio> (:) <-- HAPPY OR SAD!? YOU TELL ME
<claudio> err
<claudio> its happy both ways
<claudio> dammit
<claudio> you saw nothingComment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
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#37123 (11/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+fleet) my family just left for a holiday
(+fleet) I now own this house for two weeks
(+fleet) time to break out the porn and masturbate furiously! |
#37115 (10/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fleet) I once, accidentally, called my GF porky in bed. That didn't go down too well.
(soda) fleet are you serious! did you mean it? lol
(fleet) well...she did have the same kind of fat content as several buses full of obese people. |
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