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#37086 (132/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vaevictus> now... what to play whilest my torrents finish up
<Vaevictus> hmmm
<Vaevictus> maybe i should play "make supper".
<Vaevictus> hmmm
<Vaevictus> i usually lose that game |
#37081 (168/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sebbe> When I was 19 I somehow wound up dating a 23-year-old (which was awesome at the time). She had a one-year-old daughter, but the fact that I was nailing an older woman 4 or 5 times a week overshadowed any problems I had with dating someone with a kid.
<Sebbe> One night we were going at it pretty heavy when her daughter discovered how to get over the baby gate. We never heard her sneak down the hall and into the bedroom. We also never heard her go into her mothers nightstand and pull out an 8 inch red rubber dildo. I look over and see this girl standing there with smile on her face and the dildo raised high over her head. Realizing what was about to happen I started to say something, but it was too late...
<Sebbe> *THWACK*
<Sebbe> She brought it down hard on my face, me barely comprehending what the hell was going on. I managed to get it away from her and her mother took her back to her room, but the mood was long dead. The relationship didn't last too long after that |
#37080 (-3/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Badtz> the only real question is will the movie actually change any minds.
<Badtz> if he's preaching to the chior, then *shrug*
<var> it may change a few minds badtz
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<Badtz> well will a few be enough.
<DigDug> i doubt it will change that many minds
<var> unfortunately narrowmindedness among the right
<kitchen> heh
<var> they wont bother seeing it
<Muran> What movie are we talking about? Deep Throat 9?Comment: #geekissues
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#37079 (44/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jonnyb0y> brb
<Jonnyb0y> need to use land line
* Jonnyb0y has quit IRC
<fc9k> rofl jonny is on 56k :D
<RaBiD> dont take the piss out of the handicapped |
#37066 (32/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eLe> The Unix Guru's view of sex:
<eLe> unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep;Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
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#37058 (268/396) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :)
<Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
<Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the front. |
#37057 (406/504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins |
#37046 (38/170) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had.
(Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me.
(Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language. |
#37043 (3/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?" |
#37042 (-5/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T |
#37037 (70/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial |
#37034 (128/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck and goes back to hiding
* Masked_ninja ruds behinde DameDesu and jumps on his head andtwists his head in a 180 dregge angle and jumps off
<Masked_ninja> runs*
<Mayseth> Oh please.
<Mayseth> Don't start correcting spelling errors now |
#37027 (81/179) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JudeTepes> The gay test timed out while calculating my percentage.... I hope that's nothign bad.Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
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#37025 (67/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Stryker> Seriously. I've had no money since buying an Xbox.
<Stryker> Fortunately, I can use it as a bed.Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
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#37015 (72/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not an insult, just a comment that its large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...Comment: #debian-devel
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#37012 (0/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NeoHentaiMaster> yes, it is well known the riskes of opening a new server window, its just not worth it |
#37005 (71/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN
<@Jedi> i wonder what kind of amazing stench you could make shitting in an oven and then cranking it up to 450
<@TheZEEness> I wonder if at a certain tempurature, shit starts smelling like flowers
<@Jedi> fly me to your house, i'll shit in your oven...
<@TheZEEness> That sounds like a horrible cover of that Sinatra song
<@TheZEEness> FFLLLLYYYYY me to your house, so I maaayyy shit upon your oven |
#37004 (7/155) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<t-f-i> that's my pic..
<T|gz> damn your skinny
<t-f-i> yeah, i call it the IRC diet, eat snack food all day, never eating a big meal, and masturbate... a lot... |
#36983 (95/197) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :(
<Madman> heh
<spook> stupid bastards with hammers right below me... they will PAY for their insolence
<Madman> I'm sure you can think up a suitable punishment
<arch> i am guessing he will punish them by cowering in front of his computer on irc
<spook> damn. he figured me out |
#36980 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Neo> does anyone know where on IRC arch0wl hangs out?
<+rhoppenrath> irc.goat.cx
<@Turboneko> #assfingerers
<+rhoppenrath> ZING!
<+Neo> rofl |
#36966 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rucas> basically someone started DOSing q-cat.com so i edited the DNS to go
to nsa.gov
<Pi> Rucas: dns takes up to an hour to 24 to propagateComment: Evolnet, #gnaa
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#36965 (22/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mfs9> and there is a mosquito flying in my area
<mfs9> I must kill it!!!
<claudio> /kill mosquito gtfo bugComment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
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#36964 (0/192) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Dessimat0r> OSX IS THE FUNGUS INFESTED SKIN ON THE ROTTING SKELETON THAT IS BSD
<@rolloffle> Dessimat0r: skeletons don't have skinComment: gnaa rules
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#36969 (11/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kenji> why doesnt this shirt work for me
<Kenji> [04:35:37:AM] -> Server: privmsg lux :DCC SEND "v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v " 2130706433 3358
<Kenji> then nothing happens
<Kenji> or not
<rhoppenrath> shirt?
<rhoppenrath> it doesn't go with the pants |
#36946 (14/138) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@jordan> fuckin' people trying to hide running bnc or whatever
<@jordan> dude had it named 'scandisk'
<@jordan> in $HOME/.bComment: #metawire / irc.metawire.org / <3 open hosting
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