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#38228 (23/189) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@lysol> this is only since aug 2
<@lysol> lysol@beatmox:~/irclogs/gnaa$ cat \#gnaa.log | grep jews | wc -w
<@lysol> 6279
<@lysol> that's roughly 448 times jews is said daily
<+incog> thats an average of 18.6 Jph
<+incog> jews per hour |
#38222 (115/223) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Eurakarte> anyway I know this stuff because all my computers' network names are "keyboard symbols in the top row that start with the letter a"
<Eurakarte> there's asterisk, amphora, ampersand, and accent
<Eurakarte> if I need another one, addition
<MooseKuh> eura
<MooseKuh> that is the geekiest thing i have heard
<MooseKuh> in my entire fucking life. |
#38220 (148/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MrDictionary> When I die, I want to be buried with my Wi-Fi BB Router so that people will gather around my grave and use me as a Wireless Access Point. |
#38212 (-5/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> eh.
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish? |
#38204 (157/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alien> i'm married whee
* Alien runs back to the partyComment: IRC Addict....
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#38200 (26/158) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ducklord> <Rjx> time to do some benchmarking
<ducklord> I thought you said "benchpressing" ;(
<ducklord> we should be more manly |
#38197 (251/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fennec> gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :)
<vAE86> Fennec: that's so funny, and it'd prolly work
<@Scoth> Fennec: The sad thing is it'd probably work
<@Scoth> Yeah
<@Scoth> Just a simple "You have been drafted, call this number to confirm and get flight arrangements" and see how many call
<vAE86> all you'd have to say, is call 1800 4 usarmy, for details on how to get ahold of your recruiter and tell him you've been drafted.
<vAE86> those evil recruiters would suck them right up
<@Scoth> Haha. That'd be so evil. The caller thinks they've been drafted, the recruiter things someone is volunteering, no one would be the wiser until later
<vAE86> until it was beyond hope
<@Scoth> *fade into a scene in Iraq, two soldiers chatting* "So, why'd you join?" "I got drafted. Stupid Bush." "What? There is no draft." "What? I got an e-mail..." "Oh, that's a scam. Haha!" "Crap.." |
#38194 (86/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigDug> how do i read a .job file?
<dekkon> you have to go to work.exeComment: #geekissues @ EFnet
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#38173 (126/230) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Ozmo thinks half the sound effects in DBZ are done by shoving large stones up the rear ends of the voice actors and then telling them to try to get them out without using their hands...Comment: #anime-shack
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#38060 (43/169) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior
21:08 <@SteveB> lol
21:08 < andy> hah
21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl"
21:08 < andy> then youll knowComment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net
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#38174 (13/193) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+nemnock> yo imagine if electric cars could harness the power of lightning
<+nemnock> they would be faster than gasoline cars
<@Justinian> ...
<@SonicVIBE> nemnock
<@m0rn> hehe
<@SonicVIBE> shut your face.
<@Justinian> seriously
<+nemnock> hahaa
<+nemnock> lightning would be like a shot of nos
<@Justinian> that's in contention for the dumbest thing ever said in hereComment: Par for the course folks.
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#38142 (27/159) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maff> this whole florida thing better not impact my ability to get a tasty glass of juice. |
#38139 (113/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Whitetail> Dont buy your birth control items and pet supplies at the same time, or you will get funny looks |
#38130 (86/198) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@depressed> After years of being lonely, somebody finally asked me to go out with her to the cinema.
<@depressed> Too bad she's my sister. |
#38110 (131/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
02:14 MrDictionary: My new laptoppy 802.11g wireless card is ace
02:15 Tully: that came already? phew! lucky bastard
02:15 MrDictionary: 75kbs upload to my FTP! EAT THAT!
02:16 Tully: You suck.
02:16 Jamers0n: You lucky fuck.
02:17 Tully: Betya can't shake the laptop about while uploading
02:17 MrDictionary: Just freaking watch me
* MrDicitonary has quit IRC (Ping timeout - Server time 02:18)
02:18 Jamers0n: lol
02:19 * Tully cracks knuckles |
#38066 (212/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks |
#38099 (70/158) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design
«JINKY» with a minor in janitorial services
«Dark» i already have a masters in landscaping
«Altair» yeah me too, I've been playing simcity 4. |
#38098 (78/174) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@ecks> do you have any pets that have a pension for eating things of former girlfriends?
<@f0rked> pension?
<@zeleftikam> no
<@Firebug24k> penchant
<@zeleftikam> all my pets have 401k s |
#38075 (102/214) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[n17ikh] olympics?
[n17ikh] what's that?
[n17ikh] is that like the CS tournament?
[Malpine] Yah but you can't kill anyone.
[Schizo] yeah, and the koreans don't win as muchComment: irc.zirc.org
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#38063 (39/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Twiztid> My gf called me gay
<Twiztid> I came back with
<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"
<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
<Linguica> whats wrong with that
<Twiztid> nothing
<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather |
#38044 (156/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise you could jump |
#38030 (82/184) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@littlewolf> how come all babies in anime are fat and annoying?
<ReynardTodFox> because if they were thin and sexy it would be a problem? |
#38029 (-1/173) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
@(goo) i'm bored
@(frosty_theaussie) that sounds like fun |
#38027 (87/191) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
VassiliSniper88: yeah
VassiliSniper88: I'm going to disneyland on saturday
VassiliSniper88: ^_^
VassiliSniper88: They kicked me out last time
VassiliSniper88: Apparently they have security cameras in the bathroom.. |
#38026 (-1/157) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Da Glome> archive my cat photos
<Da Glome> you can photoshop in funny comments
<youyesyou> like "i hate my pwner" |
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