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#39712 (97/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaedalusXXX> I figured out a way to rid america of stupidity once and for all
<Gibo> we're english, it isn't our probem and we don't care
<cetra> lol
<DaedalusXXX> instead of desks, in schools they should have electric chairs, and every time someone says something stupid, they get 20kv up their ass
* DaedalusXXX was kicked by cetra (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)
<Gibo> hahahah
<cetra> Sometimes I hate myself :D
* DaedalusXXX has joined #gtforum
* cetra sets mode: +v DaedalusXXX
<DaedalusXXX> eh, wtf? |
#39708 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10
GS_TheProf im at weed |
#39695 (135/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shingoki> Simple answer? Debian requires a brain the size of a planet to install. It hates all living things
<shingoki> You see when they created debian, the developers saw that it was so perfect, and so good, that it was an affront to God himself. Unable to destroy their beautiful creation, they instead vowed that it would never be installed by mortal man
<shingoki> And so they bound it forever inside an installer of such evil that no human could look upon it, yet alone use itComment: #blenderchat on freenode
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#39686 (17/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bobsquared> i hate it when i accidentally refresh the page when im half way through reading random bash quotes in case there was a really great one i missed never to see again :(
<Jon> jesus, i'm never speaking to you again. ever.
<Jon> ...not because you're a total fucking nerd... it's because i've felt that too :( |
#39684 (-1/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD?
<Tarkaan> is it 2004 or am I drunk again?
<Jeffe> I think it's a little of both. |
#39683 (13/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Rich: On August 25th, late at night, the Linux Fairy flies around the world on his magical steed.
Rich: And if you've been a good boy or girl, when you wake up, you might just find a shiny new Gentoo or Knoppix disc under your pillow.
Rich: If you've been a bad boy, however, the Fairy's steed will rape you up the ass with a chainsaw while the Fairy installs Red Hat on your computer. |
#39681 (31/135) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus
<utopian> RTFB
<utopian> Read The Fucking BibleComment: #geekissues acronym game
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#39677 (34/126) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Aero says your mom is like a shotgun Monte_Kano; one cock and she's ready to blow.
<Monte_Kano> i wish my mom was a shotgun
<ModdedCyborg> OH DEAR GOD |
#39676 (202/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders |
#39665 (58/186) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ qwack ] k well i have to do the lawns now
 · · Nick : qwack : [ qwack|lawns ]
about 10mins later
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone wanna buy a weed wacker?
[ qwack|lawns ] needs some repairs...
[ Anthony ] whats wrong with it?
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone know where i can get a cheap front wind screen for a 91 nissan sentra?
[ Anthony ] hahaComment: weed wacker wouldnt start and the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time..
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#39661 (5/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Montezume: last time I went and got my hair cut I broke a mirror
Pixy Stixer: not smart
Montezume: they told me it was because I dropped it, but I knew better...
Pixy Stixer: lol
Montezume: so if I'm not mistaken...I think that's 7 years of bad haircuts |
#39624 (139/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<case_sens> Ive about decided that college for geeks is just about like a blind man in a movie
<case_sens> he hears all the good stuff is going on, but never gets to see any action |
#39617 (85/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@FiYoG> the average human has 6 to 8 pounds of skin
<+Toba> wow
<Bog> how much is that?
<@FiYoG> I don't remember the kg conversion
<@FiYoG> it's like the weight of a hard drive and a halfComment: #hothardware on irc.burghcom.com
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#39598 (133/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and didn't know what to say after sex. Luckily, she spoke first. She looked into my eyes, and said, "Baaaaaaa" |
#39580 (47/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Brad> fuck
<+Brad> brb, anxiety attack
<@lat> lol
<@lat> last time brad had one of these
<@lat> the doctor said his first one was a warning
<@lat> and the next could possibly kill him
<fone> i hope to fuck that 'lol' you typed was a typo for "oh my god" |
#39573 (96/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I was in the canteen, and I forgot what I was doing
<@Rjx> so I wandered around a bit
<@Rjx> and I dropped my sandwich
<@Rjx> I must've been standing in the area where the retarded kids usually eat
<@Rjx> because some woman asked me if I was waiting for my carerComment: #geekissues
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#39563 (37/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scorfen> !
<ikkenai> you know you've seen a bit too much porno when an exclamation point looks like a pussy and an asshole to you |
#39561 (138/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+phulcrum> i was just wondering if i ordered the sims 2 now, will i get it the day of the release
<~BalefireX> why would you buy sims 2
<~BalefireX> when evil genius is coming out
<~BalefireX> evil genius = sims for people with a penis
<+phulcrum> cause i need something to hold me over till evil genius gets here
<+phulcrum> plus chicks play the sims
<+phulcrum> saw two pretty cute ones looking for it in best buy today
<+phulcrum> i was gunna talk to them
<+phulcrum> but then i remembered im fat
<+phulcrum> and leftComment: #gideontech
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#39539 (189/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tenor> how do i make z00m join/part channels?
<DrunkDwarf> by winking at him twice, lick your lips once, then shake your hips three times, and he shall obey
<DrunkDwarf> seriously
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor licks his lips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
<z00m> YEAH BABY
<z00m> IM YOURSComment: z00m is a bot
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#39579 (95/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<projectmayhem> last new year someone asked for my resolution and i said 1024x768 |
#39544 (81/187) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TheWoozle wonders if an antipuppy brings unhappiness...
TheWoozle: ...and removes slobber from your face...
TheWoozle: ...and repairs chewed-up toys...
phealy: ...and causes a massive explosion when it touches a puppy!
mundungu: Or eats puppies.
TheWoozle: ...and makes cats feel happy and secure...
mundungu: And helps the mailman deliver his packages?
mundungu: Ahhh, yeah.
* TheWoozle thinks there should be a mind-warp drive which uses the energy released by a puppy-antipuppy reaction ^_^
* TheWoozle wouldn't want to have to clean up afterwards, though. |
#39543 (124/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ingannilo (8:52:41 PM): it was occuring to me that I'd be fine working like 50 hours/weed at publix if I was high, 'cause I could totaly space out and still do my job
ingannilo (8:52:55 PM): hours/week
ingannilo (8:52:59 PM): freudian slip slidin' right into the unemployment line. |
#39529 (36/118) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating
<Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened
<Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the table"
<Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said, "okay..."
<Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha
<Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the screen the whole time
<Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting. |
#39526 (92/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12
< The_Q> aww man. ignore that -- it's not my root password!!!!!
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx] has quit ["0wned"]
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx has joined #channel]
< The_Q> Hey, wtf happened to my box?!?! |
#39517 (62/138) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Sohcahtoa] oh my god this tastes so damn good...why did I never think of this before? Filled a cup with ice, put in 2 oz of Vodka (Stoli) and filled the rest up with fruit punch.
...five minutes later...
[Sohcahtoa] God damn I think I put in a bit too much vodka in that punch...my head is hurting, but if I keep whacking myself in the back of my head with my fist, it stops hurting.
[Sohcahtoa] I should go to fucking bed now.
[Sohcahtoa] I stopped hitting myself in the head and now the back of my head hurts as well as the rest of it.
[Sohcahtoa] God damn I'm a fucking idiot.Comment: Sohcahtoa in a rare moment of clarity
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