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#38809 (165/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: The Recursive Drinking Game is the best! Whenever you take a shot, you have to take another shot! |
#38848 (83/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<remisser> Man... I really have to walk in to Condomworld and see what kind of people work there.
<comet_11> they're probably dicks |
#38807 (77/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< x136> !8ball --help
<@ChanServ> x136: In your dreams. |
#38787 (117/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Persephone] if you are talking to some "chick" online who says she only has 3 pairs of shoes chances are its a dude |
#38785 (210/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Vhab> so anyways, why are you installing linux King_Louie?
<@Vhab> specially since you are linuxfobic
<@King_Louie> cause i just read the licensing terms for windows 2003 for service providers
<@King_Louie> and now i see the point in free software
<@Vhab> aah the "your soul now belongs to microsoft" part |
#38749 (50/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@moses1> i used the word fucktard in front of one of my friends and hes like "OMG FUCKTARD, IM GONNA USE THAT ALL THE TIME NOW"
<@moses1> i just went
<@moses1> ..
<@julian`> you went up two directories? |
#38747 (-2/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Commander> haha /me gets an idea
<Commander> oops |
#38705 (81/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* chupachipmunk touches his heart... area
* TallestSilver tries to touch her heart area, but smacks her boob instead
<TallestSilver> Ow....
<chupachipmunk> Hah
* chupachipmunk can touch his chest without hitting boob
<TallestSilver> FUCKIN' BOOBS! I'LL TEACH YOU TO GET IN MY WAY!!!!!!
* TallestSilver slices off her breasts with a rusty dagger and tosses them away
* chupachipmunk hand Silver some hydrogen peroxide
<Lucifer> yknow, that reminds me of something...
<Lucifer> you've all heard of the Amazons, right?
<chupachipmunk> They are the ancient all-female race who patented one click shopping |
#38719 (83/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< MrVacBob> 50% of people in the world are above the median weight
<[SA]EvilCanadian> I know thats bullshit right now without even trying to comprehend it bob
<[SA]EvilCanadian> dont even try to pass that off as fact
<[SA]EvilCanadian> WHEN THERE IS CONTINENTS LIKE AFRICA IN THE WORLD, AND POPULATIONS LIKE INDIA AND CHINA, THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT 50% IS ACCURATE
<[SA]EvilCanadian> kthx |
#38717 (-2/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* HerbDX wonders if he can go 30 seconds without being submitted to QDB |
#38704 (148/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redux> I went to walgreens recently, to buy condoms for the first time
<redux> on the line there were two cashiers who opened up and they yelled next customer almost at the same time
<redux> One was a pregnant woman, and the other was a guy whos name tag said "Mr. Hyman"
<redux> so you could see how easy my decision was :P |
#38690 (257/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cynic> wtf...
<Cynic> My mouse just turned off
<Cynic> WHAT THE HELL
<Cynic> HAHAHA
<Cynic> Tooltip: One of the USB devices connected to your system has malfunctioned. CLICK THIS DIALOG BOX for information on how to solve this problem.
<Cynic> <3 Windows XP |
#38689 (176/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkMystery> She is only like 70
<Rufus> That's like 60 years too old
<DarkMystery> So you like 10 yr olds?
<Rufus> NO! |
#38682 (22/154) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nikkou> Wait, is shit in that context a noun or a verb? |
#38679 (170/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FiYoG> what network contains intelligent English-speaking people?
<Telexen> uh
<Telexen> ...you know this is IRC ... right?
<FiYoG> point taken
* drucifer cums on Telexen
<FiYoG> point proved |
#38676 (20/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<utopian> what's a corny pick up line to pull on a hot asian chick with a quakecon t-shirt
<Moridin_> does this smell like chloroform to you?Comment: #geekissues
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#38655 (92/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
retry: you cyber at work?
maddox: all the time.. it's like a massive orgy in my cubicle, except I'm usually the only one there so it's just masturbation. |
#38636 (105/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today"
<bassgoon> dude, lets try to coerce it in to meeting us so we can have sex with it
<MAD> agreed
<MAD> you get sloppy seconds though |
#38634 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* heinz coughs*rebecca loos*coughs
<Talin> Who?
<Talin> :
<heinz> the bloke beckham had an affair with
<heinz> er
<heinz> woman |
#38633 (95/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ghost> go blow your own trumpet :p
<heinz> ;)
<heinz> thats a physical impossibility!
<Talin> Not true!
<heinz> (I don't own a trumpet)
<Talin> :
<Talin> owned. |
#38632 (120/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Talin> dialup is like sex...
<Talin> ...somehow
<heinz> It takes 5 attempts before you get connected? ;/
<heinz> You can only go at it in 2 hour periods? :/
<heinz> If you stop for 15 minutes, thats it? :/ |
#38628 (6/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mactigerz: omg
mactigerz: i had the best idea
mactigerz: Cars...
mactigerz: powered by farts
rodddeeper69: O_O
rodddeeper69: i dunno, that just screams disaster |
#38627 (93/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chaos> omg i was about to kill myself but this rom saved me
<Yutz> Heh
<Yutz> When there are suicidal people in any chat, I'm a dude that's telling them to go for it
<Yutz> Because I'm a bastard
<Chaos> Yutz: Because you're the one rational enough to know they won't do it.
<Chaos> And then if they did, it'd kinda be funny when their head slumps onto the keyboard and they just keep typing "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for an hour |
#38623 (139/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
<Nyschashi-Seikun> *angusComment: #stickcat@ irc.stickserv.net
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#38609 (105/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Marc: For example, open an MPG file in EditPlus
Marc: It's mostly gibberish
Chen: All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead |
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