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Rich: On August 25th, late at night, the Linux Fairy flies around the world on his magical steed.
Rich: And if you've been a good boy or girl, when you wake up, you might just find a shiny new Gentoo or Knoppix disc under your pillow.
Rich: If you've been a bad boy, however, the Fairy's steed will rape you up the ass with a chainsaw while the Fairy installs Red Hat on your computer.
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