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#39011 (54/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded. |
#39007 (23/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< isaac> If a liblog-log4per-perl perl log package can log ...
< isaac> how many logs can log a liblog-log4-perl-perl perl log packagE? |
#38996 (0/146) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cymbaline> My hard drive badly needs a defaggingComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#38995 (67/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#38985 (82/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =(
<Gabriel> I remember when she died
<Gabriel> I felt bad masturbating to a dead personComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#38984 (-5/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda
[Ed] I feel like busting out some rhymes and stealing hubcapsComment: #gunsmoke irc.zirc.org
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#38982 (-2/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> tell her the sex is like trying to fill an olympic swimming pool with a can of sprite
<jonathans> you gotta shake it real hardComment: #geekissues
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#38975 (10/202) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@splice> this channel isnt primarily left-wing, its primarily wantstoargueComment: #ramen
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#38962 (116/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster)))
<BlackAIR> kitten got killed??
<Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!? |
#38960 (113/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crest> help! my cell phone won't stop vibrating
<NJX180> wanna trade? |
#38950 (157/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheCommiser> my PC now has 2 UV cathodes in it
<TheCommiser> and
<TheCommiser> an on off switch for said cathodes on the front
* TheCommiser (BEST@mpx-39DBDABE.cosh.broadband.ntl.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* TheCommiser (BEST@mpx-39DBDABE.cosh.broadband.ntl.com) has joined #groan
* Chanserv sets mode: +o TheCommiser
<TheCommiser> that wasnt the cathode switch |
#38958 (104/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@TsN|Jake> would anyone be so kind as to call my phone and help me figure out where the hell it is?
<@Jedi|w> haha
<@TsN|Jake> I'm not kidding |
#38932 (429/547) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ridder[A]> hey did i tell you about the commentary i heard during the olympic rowing?
<ridder[A]> the germans won and the commentator goes
<ridder[A]> "they won because they had a superior race plan"
<ridder[A]> think about it |
#38925 (120/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cab86|away> aparently most americans seem to think races go are: caucasian, african-american, hispanic, asian, native-americans.
<Mech> yes
<cab86|away> wich i think it's a complete idioticy
<Ptolemy> And don't forget Nascar.
<Ptolemy> That's a race. |
#38924 (91/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psi> so nex are you still not going to abandon windows?
<nex> I don't know that I've ever intended to completely abandon windows
<nex> that's not true,
<nex> I've planned to kick windows to the curb lots of times,
<nex> but only when I was really pissed off at it
<nex> and I didn't really mean it
<nex> kindof like being pissed at a girlfriend: "Fuck you bitch! I'm through with you! Get your ass out of my house!" and then a few hours later: "I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it. Come back, please."
<Psi> you pussy
<nex> my relationship with Linux has always been like the bitch I fucked while windows and I were broken up |
#38920 (70/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
nathan: hehe, one of my roommates is going vegetarian inspired by me
walker: wow
nathan: another point for destroying the world
walker: tell him he's a faggot for me
nathan: lol
nathan: we won't last a week, i bet
walker: yeah I know
walker: gay relationships founded on vegitarianism are always doomed
nathan: fuck I mean he, HE wont last a week
nathan: fuck you |
#38919 (62/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<utopian> I was at the Spiderman 2 premiere
<utopian> and they told us to turn off all cellphones
<utopian> and someone yelled out "in soviet russia, cell phone turn off you!"Comment: #geekissues
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#38918 (25/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chexee> if you flip the q horizontally
<Chexee> its the d
<Chexee> and if the mirror the d
<Chexee> its the b
<Mousey> lol
<Chexee> lol
<Chexee> qdb
<Chexee> wow
<Raimaru> lol
<Chexee> im such a loser.
<StickMutilator> uh huh....
<StickMutilator> I'm gonna qdb that |
#38906 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing
[@Infinity] don't ever fucking try to cut a power cable that's plugged into the wall
[@Infinity] bad fucking idea
[@Infinity] blew the fuse to the entire house
[@Infinity] and I know what you're thinking
[@Infinity] how the hell is this PC still up
[@Infinity] well let me tell you of this great technology
[@Infinity] it's called APC
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[Infinity] ok
[Infinity] apparently APC's don't last that long |
#38915 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<Hidatoshi> the pizza person FORGOT MY FUCKING PIZZA
<Hidatoshi> he gave me one pizza
<Hidatoshi> and I was like
<Hidatoshi> "Uh where's the other one?"
<Hidatoshi> He looked at the recent and said "Oh shit."
<Hidatoshi> "I'll be right back." |
#38913 (24/146) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+DX_> Neo: do they spell porn "pourn" in britain? |
#38911 (68/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
 Duff: man it's cool how the walking trees fuckup the white wizards tower
Name|ess: if lotr never existed and Duff said that
Name|ess: I would want your acid |
#38820 (66/144) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+cwd> in my server here since there are lots of HDs and fans, all the vibrations in the case are causing power connectors to slip just enough to power off the drive
<+cwd> so every 2-3 days i have to open it and readjust
<+cwd> its pretty fucking gay
< war-> cwd do you have a gf?
<+cwd> of course not |
#38812 (9/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed |
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