|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..195196197198199200201..596Next> |
#39869 (40/104) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@O-3> having a hard time thinking of how I want to arrange my directory structure
<@^Jurek^> .
<@^Jurek^> ..
<@^Jurek^> porn
<@^Jurek^> the end |
#39850 (125/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam
(Abshurban) you mean a window? |
#39849 (74/142) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@psych0sys> i hate those questionable farts where your not sure if your about to experience relief or a massive stream of molten shit |
#39816 (124/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Helor is flipping through the defense force job search thingie....
* Helor blinks...why would the army employ musicians...o.O
<Penguinman_EXE> Target practice? |
#39802 (162/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jo> fiendish....
<jo> u have never been a pain in my ass
<jo> just so ya know
<Telnus> cuz his weenie's too small to be a pain
* Telnus rimshot!
<jo> how do u know?
<Telnus> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER |
#39837 (47/165) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual channel-substraction thing?
<DEATH> try screaming along with inverted polarity |
#39811 (52/136) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alacard2k> Hello, You may explain your situation to me here.
<Nabisco> i am trying to find out how to make people stop swearing in my chan
<Alacard2k> lol ban them
<Nabisco> its not funny, i am not a cunt lickin ass pumper |
#39804 (78/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* plugged sets topic in #php to 'why do programmers confuse christmas and halloween? because oct 31 = dec 25'Comment: Efnet #php
|
#39800 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<makkia> sorry for my bad english, warty is paragonable with sid or sarge ?
<linux_mafia> paragonable?
<makkia> sorry for my bad english, warty is ~= with sid or sarge ? |
#39783 (48/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
|
#39782 (0/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CellyWili> I'm.... Filipino/Japanese/Chinese with a hint of Spanish....
<CellyWili> O.o;
<Arata> That's so many insults in one that i'm at a loss for words. |
#39781 (356/466) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phil> alright, guess what song i'm drumming on my keyboard
<phil> jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhj
<ecks> wipeout....
<phil> wtf how'd you know?
<ecks> we're at a LAN party and you're sitting right behind me, dumbass
<phil> touche sir, touche |
#39774 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hurricane> My brother had to be a DJ at these special children's dance
<Hurricane> and he started playing a song called "Lets get retarded"
<LF> taking someone elses joke,
<LF> makes you retarded |
#39771 (17/103) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
zakalwefrombetfair: hey - i bought a jar of expensive hazelnut coffee today
Kath : you dont usually?
zakalwefrombetfair: no - i hought i'd treat myself
Kath : is it good?
zakalwefrombetfair: its fucking horrible |
#39765 (128/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bball> it's for single computer geeks who live in their mom's basement eating hotpockets and Mountain Dew while whacking off to video games
* Lost buys it |
#39760 (10/124) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> Projectile_Secretion has joined #rh-idlerpg
<Projectile_Secretion> anyone have furry porn?
<Projectile_Secretion> I need it.
--> Weedums has joined #rh-idlerpg
<Projectile_Secretion> please
<Projectile_Secretion> :(
<Weedums> he wants furry dog porn
<Weedums> for his "sister"
<Projectile_Secretion> who the fuck are you, my sidekick?
<Projectile_Secretion> shut the fuck up and let me do the talking
<Projectile_Secretion> man you people are shitcocks
<Projectile_Secretion> ima report this channel
<-- Projectile_Secretion has left #rh-idlerpg
<-- Weedums has left #rh-idlerpg |
#39758 (9/139) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@crustgod> dude I fucked up again today
<@Xanthi> ?
<@crustgod> some chick was hitting on me, she said like "you can't resist me" and I was like "yeah I can" and she was like "not if I put your head between my legs" and I was like "I don't care, I'm nekro"
<@crustgod> =(
<@Xanthi> ..Comment: #blackdeath-cult
|
#39754 (199/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> i hate people who im me on aim, and expect me to keep the conversation going
<Rjx> do what I do
<Rjx> say 'brb'
<Rjx> and then don't return
<timmo> you stole that from me
<Rjx> brb |
#39738 (228/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed.
<Overand> Well, yes, I think it should at the very least be decriminalized. But dude, look at who you're asking. I"m HIGH.
<Overand> Ask one of your other friends or something. I mean, man, I'm high, on klonopin, and oxy.
<Overand> I'm wearing a tie-die shirt, and listening to a song called "LSD" by a band called "Hallucinogen."
<Overand> I've got a psychedelic winamp plugin displaying in the background of an IRC conversation I'm having about Salvia
<Overand> and other 'research chemicals' (Salvia is a a potent but legal hallucenogen) with a dude I met on an IRC channel called #high.
<Overand> I think I might be a bit biased. |
#39734 (90/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dave> noooo mash has been canceled
<Omni> MASH ended in 1983.
<Omni> It's been canceled for 21 years.
<Mech> Now THATS lag time! |
#39733 (5/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jaeger2288: actually your right, i dont aim i just unzip and let gravity and mass do the rest
longlivemarneus: lmfao
Jaeger2288: sorta like those installed ironing boards, if you hit the button its gunna come out hard and fast and someone may get hurt |
#39727 (204/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning
trillium45: and i thought, how nice, the smell of burning leaves in autumn
trillium45: so i was happily mowing along
trillium45: and then i looked down and saw flames shooting out of the lawn mower |
#39728 (-1/161) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Vidgmchtr> I found that someone typed "Tampons!" on the google search tab of my web Browser and didn't care to delete itComment: studio64.yi.org/irc.opa-ages.com #gsc
|
#39722 (98/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tevi> ...i'm scared
<Tevi> there's music coming out of my computer
<WeirdHat> an ad maybe?
<Tevi> oh... wait
<Tevi> i'm playing an mp3 |
#39716 (21/167) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** DrVoke[retardad] has joined #atheism
<six> i thought [retarded] was the default option on irc |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..195196197198199200201..596Next> |
|