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#39201 (243/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Doja: so whats up w/ kerry getting 3 purple hearts for 2 hrs of combat in vietnam? or is that complete bs?
p4-whack: you get the purple hearts for being wounded
p4-whack: you get the silver star for courage under far and actions above and beyond the call of duty
p4-whack: but if you hideout in a TX national gaurd air unit and smoke weed and snort lines, you get to be president |
#39053 (93/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ASM57> im confused, whats the difference between router/switch/hub?
<David-63> www.google.com
<ASM57> dave
<ASM57> google it for me please
<ASM57> and then give me the link
<Bog> andrew, the router routes
<Bog> the switch switches
<Bog> the hub doesn't hub though
<ASM57> Bog, you're no helpComment: #HotHardware on irc.UltraPresence.net (RigNet)
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#39173 (35/117) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
<monkey216> fuck..... |
#39172 (78/194) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list
<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently! |
#39171 (158/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<testing> asl
<Kangie> ?
<Kangie> no, 56k |
#39169 (123/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I just told my mom that my sheets were victim of a penis-related accident
<ducklord> and she didn't react in any other way then saying: "ok, I'll clean them"Comment: #geekissues
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#39046 (10/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Reliant> heh, Piera is an op here?
<doc|work> yeah, blowjobs get you everywhere |
#39042 (7/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ?
<nkuttler> !dutch
<dpkg> i heard dutch is soome straangje laanguaage daat sussudio kjeeps spjeeaaking, or #debian.nl |
#39145 (81/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Wabz) Is it wrong to download Warez and then ask for help from the programs support forums? |
#39054 (11/97) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MiniMizer> THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA THAT STILL HAVE DIALUP! |
#39075 (56/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyCoot> i wonder how you can tell if you have stopped growing
<finn> CrazyCoot, give it up... he won't get any bigger |
#39063 (15/121) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[19:28:44] <drucifer> oops
[19:28:44] <drucifer> i disconned my router...
[19:28:44] <drucifer> no one can seee this
[19:28:44] <drucifer> MOTHERFUCK
[19:28:44] <drucifer> BLIOTCH
[19:28:49] <AJ> lol I can
[19:28:50] <clonak> um
[19:28:51] <clonak> i can too
[19:28:53] * drucifer (drucifer@24-113-4-251.wavecable.com) Quit (WTF!) |
#39025 (64/132) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rayne> Argh... If I get another piece of spam offering to enlarge my penis I'm gonna take a fucking picture of it and e-mail it back to them.
<mOdac> Rayne, you'll just get more |
#39009 (-1/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SysGod> HEY
<SysGod> not a lot
<SysGod> so you may take the xandros plung
<SysGod> thats cool
<SysGod> its a good os
<SysGod> i havnt used win since i installede it
<SysGod> typos grrrr
<SysGod> so
<||cw> yeah
<SysGod> you dont wanna continue this convo in here
<SysGod> sure
<SysGod> ok brb
<-- SysGod has quit ("BitchX-1.0c20cvs -- just do it.")
<Ch0s3n> he wasn't talkin to no one
<Ch0s3n> he was talkin to me
<Ch0s3n> he's new using bitchx and i was sending him private messages |
#39121 (112/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Marax> anyone heard of internet2?
<Bringa> sequels suck |
#39108 (1777/4035) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Uziel calls in the goats to feed on their corpses. =D
arcane: mmmm goats
* Vukk shoots the goats and has a feast
Uziel: DAMN YOU GOAT SLAUGHTERING SON OF A BITCH.
Uziel: I will summon forth the corpses of your female ancestors and chain you to their bones.
Uziel: forcing you to drink goat blood by the gallon from their rotten not-really-existent cunts
Uziel: while I scatter the ashes of the goats you have killed
Uziel: over your naked, helpless body, as it's whipped, lashed, and beaten bloody
Uziel: sending the pain of those goats you have disgraced, down your spine.
* Orionis slaps Vukk around with Windows Me
* Orionis threatens Uziel with the Windows ME
* Uziel bows
Uziel: Hails to thee who makes the true definition of pain abundant in our knowledge. =X
arcane: hail! |
#39110 (525/631) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<duckman> yo fubar
<Fubar> ya?
<duckman> wat u doin
<Fubar> guess...
<Fubar> it's something you have to do around 3 times a day or you can die very soon...
<duckman> masturbating?
<technic> mastubate?
<avin> masturbate?
<biggie> jerkin off?
<Fubar> ...
<Fubar> EATING! IM EATING |
#39087 (10/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^Sasquatch^> AFK = Away From Komputer |
#39066 (-2/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[bedpan] is beastiality legal if my dog consents?
[Clockeye] yes, but he/she must be 3 years old
[Clockeye] thats 21 in dog years |
#39080 (43/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@zZzdilzZz) somehow, my parents coming into my room and talking to me while i have cutesy anime music playing and acting like nothing is wrong is quite disturbingComment: Dil loves his anime
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#39079 (136/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Wegs> SHOW YOUR VOTE 2004
<@Wegs> IF you support John Howard for Prime Minister, please drive during the DAY with your headlights ON.
<@Wegs> IF you support Mark Latham for Prime Minister, please drive at NIGHT with your headlights OFF.
<@Wegs> Thank you for your participation! |
#39062 (201/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Plob> You were anti-social way before the computer.
<Plob> The computer just attracted you because it requires no social skills.
<semen> the computer just allowed to you communicate without moving.
<Plob> No no, I move.
<Plob> I have a chair with wheels, biatch. |
#39055 (22/188) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DreamDemon> i got an awesome Bon Jovi/Vanilla Ice remix
<DreamDemon> weird i know but its really good
<MeRCedEs> i love those mixes
<DreamDemon> Living on a prayer
<MeRCedEs> mashups
<ct> where's the puke icon when you NEED it? |
#39051 (192/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xtremeskier> you dont know the alphabet?
<ASM57> i do, i just forgot
<xtremeskier> what grade you in?
<ASM57> 11
<ASM57> i just forgot for a sex
<ASM57> sex
<ASM57> sec
<Telexen> ...yeah he's in 11th grade all rightComment: #hothardware irc.burghcom.com
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#39041 (166/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@robbie> hmm, i'm roasting marshmellows with my lighter
<@robbie> is it safe to eat something with lighter fluid in it?
<@efnex> sure, just wash it down with a nice can of paint |
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