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#40135 (-3/107) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IN TERMS I'D UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> THATS ALL
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#40196 (96/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VooDooMoN> especially since i just got asked to be on staff at one of the largest lan parties in the US
<tooo> virgincon2005? |
#40096 (126/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* edward wonders what is french for bling bling
<mrben> edward: le bling-bling
<edward> mrben: the french don't like just importing words from english, have to invent their own
<mrben> le jewellery formidable shinee? |
#40168 (121/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Dr4g0n> I have 4 inches to grow and im done with pubertyComment: Sometimes it's good to specify words like "height"
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#40181 (39/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DEATH> i have a bloody 16:10 screen now
<DEATH> the way some games look could compete with goatse in terms of stretchiness |
#40151 (144/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cataclysm> i am getting loaded tonight
<Cataclysm> i have no testes for another week
<Cataclysm> tests |
#40138 (107/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Coyote> "The U.S. motto, E pluribus unum, means "out of many, one." It first appeared in a Roman poem as part of a recipe for making a salad. |
#40139 (-2/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AlmtyBob> omfg
<@AlmtyBob> omfg
<@AlmtyBob> omfg
<@AlmtyBob> omfg
<@AlmtyBob> omfg
<@AlmtyBob> I was designing my house in the sims 2
<@AlmtyBob> for an hour and a half
<@AlmtyBob> had it done except for the roof and exterior paint
<@AlmtyBob> and I hit windows key
<@AlmtyBob> thought it crashed
<@AlmtyBob> so I go back inside
<@AlmtyBob> and think, oh I should save
<@AlmtyBob> nah, I'll wait till I do the roof and paint
<@AlmtyBob> I hit control-z three times real quick to remove some paint
<@AlmtyBob> "The application has crashed. The application will now terminate." |
#40131 (106/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jet> I like..fast...loud...heavy things..
<prappl> fat men having sex? |
#40103 (281/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Recursive Badger> I have started playing Doom 3, but it's a little too effective...
Slacker> Heh
Recursive Badger> I generally have to cower in the corner for 5 mins before I can work up the nerve to run down a corridor
Recursive Badger> Though running along, screaming madly and firing at anything that moves is proving quite effective... There's a whole load of boxes and random pieces of architecture that won't mess with me again. |
#40098 (291/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[SaladFork] Wow, that was really nerdy
[KOZOR] ?
[SaladFork] Today in computer science, there was this other kid there that knew of the QDB
[SaladFork] long story short, we were shouting quote numbers back and forth, and then a few seconds later, hearing the other person laugh.
[SaladFork] I am now, a true nerd. |
#40097 (96/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Myke is listening to:
<Myke> Case Fan - 3402 RPM
<Myke> Ontario Hydro - Singing the Transformer Blues in B-flat
<Myke> Dying Monitor - The 12KHz Capacitor Dance
<Myke> Stereo Amp - Ground Lift Fault (The Buzz)
<Myke> Fast Skuzzy and the Array - Synchronized WhineComment: #SPORKS - Myke needs a new stereo
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#40087 (197/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TechKO: I love my algebra book
TechKO: Q1. (12x4x^2)^6=15
TechKO: solve for y |
#40081 (5/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFOREComment: #geekissues
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#40080 (174/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luigi30> all commercials with women in them are the following:
<Luigi30> A) arthritis
<Luigi30> B) vaginal cream
<Luigi30> or C) weight-loss steroids
<mindspillage> D) Adult diapers.
<Austin> Don't forget feminine hygiene products.
* tinfoil (~tin@h0050180208a5.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #wikipedia
<Luigi30> I like making pottery
<Luigi30> that's why I use CLITORIS BRAND VAGINAL CREAM
* tinfoil (~tin@h0050180208a5.ne.client2.attbi.com) has left #wikipediaComment: #wikipedia
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#40058 (11/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Jet) Cuz my speakers pwn j00rz
(+Jet) My parents weren't home
(+Jet) So I blasted music
(+Jet) As high as they can go
(+Jet) The people 3 houses down called me and told me to shut the fuck up
(¨Mayseth) The people in the first 2 houses lazy or something?
(+Jet) Yea..
(+Jet) Dead beats. |
#40056 (-2/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Jesus is crucified
*** Evil_Romans sets mode -o for #earth, Jesus
*** Jesus is dead
*** God sets mode +o for #earth, Jesus
*** Jesus is rebornComment: A reenactment of the Passion of the Christ
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#40044 (-2/104) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StevenLawrence> hey dude
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> no dont lie
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> i saw u talking to jase
<StevenLawrence> fuk u
<rinmak> rinmak is away (yea, but hes gone now, dipshit)
<StevenLawrence> fuk u u idiot
<StevenLawrence> why did u get rid of my space
<rinmak> rinmak is away (he didnt, you just cant seem to operate a linux system well)
<StevenLawrence> shutup
<StevenLawrence> how can your linix talk to good
<StevenLawrence> ok
<StevenLawrence> linix is gay
<StevenLawrence> what do u have to say about that pc |
#40040 (14/120) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gohanmastaflex> Uni constantly hears his parents having sex because they can't understand the concept of "sound"
<KitBoxPocket> hahahha
<KitBoxPocket> on the plus side
<KitBoxPocket> when he eventually gets a girlfriend he'll know what to say
<KitBoxPocket> <Uni> Ohhh yeah, right there [Uni's mom's name]. <Uni's g/f> ...my name is Sharon, asshole! *slap*
<Gohanmastaflex> hahahaha
<Nyschashi-Seikun> no, more like <uni> Oh yeah! there! [Uni's dad's name]
<KitBoxPocket> bahaha
<Nyschashi-Seikun> ;/
<KitBoxPocket> we're so fucking mean to uni
<Gohanmastaflex> <Uni> Harder! Harder! Don't stop, [Uni's sister's name]!
<KitBoxPocket> >_<
<KitBoxPocket> Uni's sister is like 7, man
<Nyschashi-Seikun> that's what makes it so funny
<Gohanmastaflex> Uni's family doesn't celebrate Christmas
<Gohanmastaflex> they celebrate Straponmas
<KitBoxPocket> I can feel my soul turning blacker the more I hang out with you guys |
#40003 (10/116) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NotOneOfUs> http://moeboard.net/wldpdlakstp/20040921-0904-086.jpg WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS OH I KNOW
<CardboardArmor> Oh FUCK YOU NOOU
<CardboardArmor> I just failed Organic Chemistry.
<CardboardArmor> I could totally have used this anime girl's ass as a study guide.
<CardboardArmor> Wait, Br2? That isn't organic chem.
<CardboardArmor> This is regular chem.
<CardboardArmor> Never mind.
<CardboardArmor> Lots of carbon ring structures, though.
<CardboardArmor> Oh, and puffy labia. But I'm totally trying to figure out the equations on her ass.
<CardboardArmor> I'm a Chemistry fag.
<NotOneOfUs> heheh
<CardboardArmor> I'm sure some of those are unbalanced.
<CardboardArmor> Okay. On the top of her ass is Calculus. The bottom ass is chem.
<CardboardArmor> And her proofs suck.
<CardboardArmor> Totally not getting any dick if you can't balance equations and calculate derivatives correctly.Comment: Oh the wonders of Moe.
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#39938 (348/468) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NuBus> Windows was funny
<NuBus> with the usb keyboard
<NuBus> I plugged it in
<NuBus> A window popped up. Windows has found a USB Composite Device!
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows has found a USB Human Interface Device!
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows has found a USB keyboard
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows gets very excited when things work. It tells me over & over.
<NuBus> "look mum! look what I did huh huh huh I did it huh I did I did!"
<NuBus> on linux I just plugged the fricken keyboard in and started typing. |
#40051 (7/123) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drift3r> !acronym gnu
<Bynarr> Result for "gnu": Gnu's Not Unix
<El-Fish> !acronym MS
<Bynarr> Result for "MS": Combination of Miss and Mrs. (title of address for women)
<Drift3r> !acronym php
<Bynarr> Result for "php": PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor (HTML-embedded scripting language)
<@w00t> !acronym arse
<Bynarr> Result for "arse": Americans for a Responsible Sanitary Experience in the OutdoorsComment: irc.netronet.com
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#40046 (162/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<finn> hah
<finn> its 13:37 here
<finn> :)
<finn> I want to die for even noticing :( |
#40028 (148/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kurt> I need vagina.
<Rjx> type /quit
<Rjx> go outside
<Rjx> find a woman
<Rjx> it's that easy
* Yze has quit IRC
* wind- has quit IRC |
#40009 (75/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MouseTrapBob3749> Dude i think my dog is stoned
<Sanchezisgod> wut the hell? y in the hell would u think that?
<MouseTrapBob3749> dude hes obviously stoned man he keeps talking to me! |
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