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#42851 (93/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<beafet> hi rogue-09
<rogue-09> what's shakin
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<beafet> i just sneezed and closed like 7 tabs |
#42849 (73/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aeon> As much as I love sitting at my computer for weeks at a time designing brochures, websites, logos, and maintaining a webserver..
<aeon> I might go clean my car.
<aeon> my fiance wrote " I LOVE YOU " with a grape jelly doughnut on my driver-side window and it just hasn't quite completely come off yet... |
#42848 (60/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up
<Workdae> and i can say it without compromising details, and it'd still be hilarious
<Workdae> i'm not sure where this customer got this command, or who told him it'd update his server...but he ran this command thinking it'd update his server:
<Workdae> dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/hda bs=1M
<Workdae> (if you value your data and you run linux, don't test it to find out what it does)
<Workdae> anyway, he put in the ticket that the server had been updating for a while, and that now he can't connect to it |
#42762 (5/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@AlmtyBob> haha
<@AlmtyBob> by sorting my mp3s I can see the exact date I got into hip-hop
<@AlmtyBob> 2/18/03Comment: #ramen
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#42828 (307/437) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Aldryic> damn
< Aldryic> I'm grounded to my office for the rest of the day
< Aldryic> a customer came in while I was straddeling a Dell and shouting "We're gonna ride this thing to the MOON!" |
#42802 (462/662) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(thyriad) $bla = mail($Replyemail, $Theme, $Moreheaders, $Firstmessage);
(thyriad) thats how i have it right now
(thyriad) and it dont work
(+Opium) that's because it's wrong
(thyriad) lol
(thyriad) well what order should it be in
(+Opium) rtfm
(thyriad) excellent it works now, thanks
(+Opium) ... |
#42786 (410/560) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ToxicNed> Went to pick up the double pack of GTA3 and GTA:VC, and some woman was going to buy GTA:SA for her 7 year old. She asks me if it's appropriate for kids, so I pointed out the M rating on it. She still appeared to not get it, so I explained that there's strong language, violence, drug trafficing, gang warfare, and sex with prostitutes in the game.
<ToxicNed> So she looks at her son and says "I don't know if I should get this for you..." but held onto it anyway. As she's walking towards the front of the store, I hear the kid say "But I won't fuck any hookers, Mom."Comment: #offtopic
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#42785 (104/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OneFlew> Java is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. |
#42773 (73/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<%TTK> How would I start overclocking
<mikeszewil> don't know
<+Fizban30> first
<+Fizban30> open the box
<+Fizban30> make sure its on
<+Fizban30> and stick a knife in random spots
<+Fizban30> when you feel the zap your done |
#42769 (107/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cooltim> fuck christmas shopping sucks. The gifts given/recieved ratio seems to drop as you get older. christmas used to be good.
<meaty> Yep. There's no upload quota. :(
<cooltim> That's right. there should be some sort of law, stating that total cost of gifts given only has to be proportional to gifts recieved.
<meaty> Absolutely. At least some sort of shaping system where the receivers of low-priority 'Christmas traffic' understand the circumstances, as agreed to in the EULA.
<cooltim> lmao
<morphix> lol
<meaty> Perhaps superior prezzie traffic should be assigned higher priority the next year, thus encouraging the receipt of data which is significantly more tangable than socks.
<meaty> And we all know the evil that is bestowed on socks. On average, 33% of them mysteriously go missing every wash.
<meaty> Presents are a total waste of precious bandwidth.
<meaty> We need a protocol like Bittorrent, only for presents. |
#42758 (91/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< jnc> use someone else's underwear
< jnc> i mean
< jnc> bandwidthComment: #freematrix on irc.freenode.net
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#42738 (130/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@icelus> So, is there some kind of litmus test to see if a girl is a lesbian, or just not interested? |
#42730 (236/340) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Scoth> I used a BSOD screensaver at work for awhile, but people kept rebooting my machine for me |
#42770 (144/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[GNU]Order> Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright till you hear them speak |
#42690 (38/160) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@DXtremz> root@tweety [~]# uptime
<@DXtremz> 9:22pm up 111 days, 5:42, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.13, 0.20
<@sock> each person and his merits.
<@sock> you make a remote machine run for 4 months,
<@sock> while your roomie fucks chicks hard \o/
<@DXtremz> Exactly. |
#42623 (192/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< rast> whats a good free perl program for windows?
< billnyeWRK> perl program?
< rast> you know, a program that can run perl scripts
< caphuso> rast: perl is a good program to run perl scripts with...
< rast> url?
< sawtooth> no, perl ;) |
#42665 (240/394) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dizzo> doesnt look like I'll be spending thanksgiving with family
<Dizzo> all they do is get on my ass about why im not in college right now anyway
<Dizzo> "Why aren't you getting your degree? You're like 21"
<Dizzo> "I don't know grandma, why aren't you dead? You're like 75"
<Dizzo> im glad im willing to settle for cranberry sauce in a can, because thats as happy as its gonna get
<Sephraem> wtf |
#42659 (122/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M
<RHX> ID3 tags don't get the whole of the na |
#42655 (311/447) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Geoff> I caught my son downloading a file called 'hot redhead takes it up the ass and loves it'
<Geoff> I was appalled
<Geoff> She was blonde and was giving hand jobs :( |
#42637 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hay> OMG today in biology
<Hay> i was looking through my biology book
<Hay> and it had a BIG picture of 2 Blue Footed Boobies (birds)
<Hay> and i showed the teacher and said "Aren't those a nice pair of boobies?" |
#42636 (176/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@FunkyFender> Why couldn't there be a character set that included all the symbols of all the different languages
<@Zero> What would you call it, though?
<@Zero> "Unicode" sounds catchy, for some reason.Comment: 404 DC Hub
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#42632 (182/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> lazy is: ssh'ing into the desktop 5 feet away, starting up vnc, vnc'ing to it and changing the song rather than getting off the couchComment: #ramen
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#42624 (117/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club. The first rule is: you do not talk about recursion club. The next rule is: see first rule. |
#42614 (147/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Drag[Slumber]> Ok, what the fuck
<Drag[Slumber]> Just now, RIGHT NOW, someone JUST shot out the windows on all of our cars
<Drag[Slumber]> On my car, it's just the back window, and nothing else
<Drag[Slumber]> But they went easy on it, compared to everyone else's car
<YoshiDude> QUICK INFORM EVERYONE ON IRC |
#42612 (-3/391) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gabriel> I like women who've had their breasts surgically removed
<Gabriel> I think it makes them look youngerComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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