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#43394 (139/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hman> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
<hman> Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large
<hman> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, but absolutely no
<hman> recollection of what to do with them. |
#43380 (148/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
fac3less: boss sent me 'youre fired' in a pm as a joke..
fac3less: grabbed my jacket and left :P haha
bvierra: LOL
fac3less: "wait, wait, you know I was joking right?" "thats okay I'm serious" .. wish I could have that much fun everyday at workComment: #cpanel on efnet
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#43377 (407/567) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Someone): <\³
(@Someone): erm
(@Someone): <\3
(@core`cappiez): How the fuck do you get a superscript 3, and a regular 3 fucked up.
(@core`cappiez): The superscript isn't even on the fucking keyboard.
(@Someone): lol
(@Someone): it is on mine
(@core`cappiez): Fuck you, no it's not.
(@Someone): i guess you dont have a german keyboard as i have
(@Someone): 3³ its both on the same key
(@core`cappiez): Who the fuck buys a German keyboard, are you retarded or something?
(@Someone): well you cant buy any other keyboards here in germany. |
#43371 (66/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device" |
#43370 (426/532) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Brad7> nice, what did you guys end up decide for the babies name?
<+syndicate> corel
<@Brad7> beautiful name for a little daughter :>
<+syndicate> i told melissa and she loved it. what she DOESN'T know is that i chose corel because it was the first linux distro i ever used and got me hooked on linux.
<@Brad7> how the fuck did you get married?Comment: EFNet
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#43365 (1/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_-
* Smile checks how much he has.
<Ceras> good old hentai
<Smile> 300mb.
<Smile> -.-' no telling Juney.
* Smile holds a knife to everyone.
<Ceras> omg...what a loser....
<sp3tt> Smile... ever heard of bash.org?
<Smile> Yes.
<Smile> OH SHIT |
#43359 (-8/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> heh
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"Comment: #ramen
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#43352 (132/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop)
<issuez> xp
<anthill> 2k
<Mootar> gentooComment: EFNet/#geekissues
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#43336 (376/494) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<R3mix> once i asked a g33ky chick for her number
<R3mix> and she gave me an IP
<R3mix> it turned out to be the IP for the goatse server :( |
#43302 (82/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<laid_back> maybe i'll find some bukkake to leave for my little brother to find
<SilentDragz> how old are your siblings?
<laid_back> one is 18
<laid_back> two are 16
<laid_back> and one is 11
<SilentDragz>lil bro 11?
<laid_back> i am leaving it for the 16 year old brother, haha no she is a little sister
<SilentDragz> leave it for the little sister then hide near the computer and watch the expression on her face :P
<laid_back> nah i would so get fucking permbanned from the familyComment: #windows dalnet
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#43282 (8/192) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
eTheRealPulse: you see, if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck
laid_back: and masturbates like a horny chick that didn't get any on prom night because she got dumped
laid_back: then it might be my exComment: #windows
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#43267 (157/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music from my H.S. library. (ANd I thought the musical settings sucked, too.) SO I paid the value of the book to the library. Several months later I found it -- shortly after LoTR came out -- and made five times what I paid selling it on eBay.
<mindspillage> I swear, I am not a bad person, and I didn't plan that.Comment: #wikipedia
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#43260 (225/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DC_daNMan> :S My PC has just decided to just stop the moniter out put.. for some reason
<DC_daNMan> I cant make it display again..
<mikeshoup> Are you on IRC right now with it?
<DC_daNMan> Yes, I'm typing blindly. |
#43250 (135/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<adrian> "Somewhat to my amazement, I discovered that every time the computer booted up, a half dozen or so program groups opened up on the desktop, and all sorts of programs were spilling their menu contents onto the screen. After some poking around, I discovered that he had installed everything -- everything -- into his StartUp folder." |
#43244 (385/517) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<<HobbitGrease> tobita: i'm going to expose more of my computer stupidity here, what's the difference between SDRAM and DDR RAM
<Tobita> The number of pins on the stick
<<HobbitGrease> ah
<Tobita> Other than that, DDR is faster
<<HobbitGrease> at least i'm not calling the entire computer tower the modem, as a coworker was doing today
<Defiler> Hobbit: Technically, it's "SDRAM" vs. "DDR SDRAM"
<Defiler> Which should make it clearer that one is an enhanced version of the other.
<Defiler> Imagine that someone is flicking the light switch on and off in your room.
<Defiler> In the room with you is a dwarf with a knife.
<Defiler> With regular SDRAM, every time the lights go out, the dwarf stabs you.
<Defiler> With DDR, not only does he stab you when the lights go out, but also, when the lights turn back on, he kicks you in the shin.
<Defiler> As you can see, more information is being transmitted, even though the same process is going on.
<Defiler> This is the magic of DDR. |
#43242 (108/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
pthree : someone @ lucas films is looking at my site
pthree : now they're looking @ webcam
pthree : i put note up for them to email me
helf : heh
Austin : Hold up a cardboard sign reading "HIRE ME" |
#43241 (81/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Serene> comprehensive sentences plz gizlice and stop yelling
<Nismorack> She was already on my PM. But I put her on ignore.
<Freezerburn> she?
<Freezerburn> it has a gender?
<Nismorack> I stereo type a lot.
<Nismorack> And since this one came of as being annoying and whining. I clasified it as a woman. |
#43237 (197/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(+jome) Downloading music hurts the music industry, then downloading porn hurts the porn industry, right.. so I download porn for ethical reasons. |
#43233 (136/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DArkEyeS> it may seem like I'm not like other guys and I'm not after the girl for sex, but in reality, I just don't want her to see my small penis. |
#43202 (0/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PaulTech> Both my brothers are right now actually
<brentp> damn
<LP-Trel> Suckers
<brentp> they still kickin?
<PaulTech> ...
Action: kilroy2k served during the 1st "Gulf war"
<brentp> aka are they still alive
<PaulTech> .....
<brentp> AKA ARE THEY HURT?
<PaulTech> What the *FUCK* kinda question is that brentp
<LP-Trel> PaulTech: Of all the offensive nasty things I have and will say, if they are dead I apologize for that comment.
<brentp> yes
<brentp> i apologise too
<brentp> i will even attend their funeral if they are
<PaulTech> ...
<LP-Trel> brentp: Get your own apology. =P
<PaulTech> WHY WOULD THEY STILL BE IN IRAQ IF THEY WERE DEAD?
<bv|home> lol
<PaulTech> ><
<PaulTech> duh
<brentp> never thought of that frankly
<LP-Trel> PaulTech: Might still be picking up the pieces..
<PaulTech> ....
<LP-Trel> I'm just sayin.
<PaulTech> LP-Trel, did you grow a extra foot just to stick that one in your mouthComment: #cpanel on efnet
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#43178 (-7/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
* LygarZero (LygarZero@31337-81C7A769.dialup.applwi.ameritech.net) has joined #digitaltoxicity
<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losersComment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity by zeph
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#43192 (56/206) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Iconoclastic> i just took like
<+Iconoclastic> 6 hits of catnip
<+Lester> and?
<+Iconoclastic> my lungs hurt |
#43117 (161/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<greap> my laptop is starting to feel like home
<Shelly> Your laptop can cripple your fertility
<greap> it'd have to be pretty heavy to achieve that wouldn't it?
<Shelly> Nope
<greap> explain
<Shelly> The heat generated by the laptop (Around 107 °F) Is enough to kill sperm
<greap> ah well, I guess I can console myself with the fact that my laptop is way cooler than any kids I'd ever have |
#43102 (153/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* SPELLBOUND (_SPELLBOUN@62.215.46.114) has joined #q8metal
<SPELLBOUND> hey all
<sEcretz> SHUTUP! IM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYBODY SAYING "HEY ALL" WHEN THEY JOIN A CHANNEL...... THE PROPER TERM SHOULD BE "HELLO!!!!"
<Doe> Shut up should be two words. Your point?
<sEcretz> .... |
#43098 (140/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Beska changes topic to 'next one to change the topic is gya'
* Beska changes topic to 'next one to change the topic is gay' |
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