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#41666 (93/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜Â컨설ÃŒ…ì—  ê´€Ã•œ 모ë“ 것" means?
<Luigi30> It means: half of an umlauted e squared, I have an accent and a box, asterisk. the asterisk means the box is also accented forward, according to a quote. my accent also has a box or two, but the backward accent has boxes too. my umlaut is abbreviated so it can fit into a box with my other accent. my double E size superscripted battery came with an quote and an E packaged in a box. spaced between is an e-hat squared with a quote-unquote "box"
<Luigi30> *pant, pant*Comment: #wikipedia
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#41657 (18/120) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* avar was very displeased that his history techer didnt get his soviet russia joke
<avar> and have me 0.5 for the question out of 1
<avar> there was a picture of a bunch of russian women showing up for work on a field, and someone monitoring them and the question was "desribe the social circumstances of the picture", and i wrote "in soviet russia, work monitors you!"Comment: #wikipedia@irc.freenode.net
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#41644 (38/182) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Unim4trix0> hey
<@Unim4trix0> i just realized
<@Unim4trix0> you can set your channel +ntsc
<@Unim4trix0> but not +pal
* Knogle is now known as Knogle_
<@Knogle_> freak
<@Knogle_> lol
<@Unim4trix0> i think theres a message thereComment: Playing with new ircd/services features on DALnet
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#41508 (127/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
FAP@Work: REMEMBER :)
FAP@Work: Democrats vote TUESDAY :)
FAP@Work: Republicans vote WEDNESDAY :) |
#41494 (16/116) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(momossa) cubed: i want to let it go in her
(Cubed) then shes pregnant
(momossa) waht??
(eLe) Cuming in a girl -> pregnancy
(momossa) m.... let me google that |
#41485 (144/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@avida> who wants to cyber
<@avida> whoops
<@avida> wrong window
<+Jazzy> ummm.. you're only in one channel
<@avida> exactly |
#41475 (124/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Re2k4> wonder how many of those dumbass drug dealers have traded dope for blowjobs from him
<Mike_3486> gah
<Mike_3486> I'm trying to eat a cadbury egg here
<Mike_3486> Dont talk about tranny BJs
<Re2k4> does it have the usual come-like filling?
<Mike_3486> yes
<Re2k4> ok. carry on.
<Mike_3486> i hate you |
#41472 (65/135) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once. It never changed, I was scared shitless. |
#41395 (6/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hateworkboy> but this is IRC! the R stands for Racism!
<Elyscape> International Racist Communion |
#41354 (212/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Steppenwolf> DNA = National Dyslexic Association
<Toughie> Steppenwolf, thats NDA
<Toughie> o.....rite.... |
#41289 (168/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nark> someone mentions nachos and the whole channel jumps from idling bastards to fools talking about nachos |
#41265 (-2/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DVS01> u ever try pissing, but u miss and u hit the rim of the bowl? and then after a few years theres like a 1 inch crust of dried urine on it? it rox when u break it off, and it looks like candy, its cool, i shaped it, wrapped it with a candy wrapper |
#41250 (93/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around and got a cheeper one with same sized hd and a recording feature
(+BarnacleBob): i pods are by far the dominant portable music player in san francisco.... even over regular cd players
(@Zaphod): But on the other hand, gay sex is by far the preffered sexual persuasion in San Fransisco, but that doesn't mean its best for the rest of the planet :)Comment: #ctrlaltdel on irc.afterx.net
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<Keshu> I had much phone sex
<Pernell> what kinda phone? |
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<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos
<SilverHammy> I mean, other people have seen that in pornos |
#41236 (74/164) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sock_Monkee> i used to read choose your own adventures all the time. then i realized how fucking dumb they were
<mog> Sock_Monkee: That's because you're not supposed to read the pages in order, you fucking idiot |
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<BiG_10> gonna see if i can cancel my order of 6 gallons of listerine
<BiG_10> foudn out the damn stuff has an expiration date.... my 1 liter says it'll expire in may of '06... and i just bought 6 years worth of mouth washComment: #teamlan on ETG
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#41221 (11/117) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mog> I know this guy whose girlfriend has cheated on him at least 8 times that I know of... somehow they're still together, even though he knows
<krsONE> wow
<krsONE> thats a lack of self worth
<JinxedLynx> the sex must be good
<mog> um... no JinxedLynx
<trousersnake> 13 is as 13 does
<mog> as far as I know, they don't even have sex anymore... not that I'd want to, this girl is a fucking irresponsible slut
<mog> she's the one who has had "4 or 5 abortions"
<JinxedLynx> maybe she wants to set a record
<mog> maybe
<krsONE> she has the abortion punch card
<mog> THE SEVENTH ONE IS FREE! |
#41219 (124/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@jmelloy] my dad went to highschool with Janeway
[@selcouth] jmelloy: YOUR DAD IS IN STARFLEET? |
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Whitetail: My friend said his teachers used to be worried, because he was normally the happy smiling person..who would sing "Lift your head up high (And blow your brains out) by bloodhound gang, with a smile on his face and in a good mood"
Whitetail: Heh, remember in like school, when you were young, and they asked what you all had in common? "we all have two arms, we all have two legs"?
Whitetail: He said "We're all going to die"
Whitetail: He got a call home, and his mom said...so? Hes telling the truth |
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<simon-say> asking for relationship advice on irc is like asking for computer help at mcdonalds |
#41197 (192/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zb> so like these two strings walk into a bar
<zb> one goes to the bartender...
<zb> "i'd like a jack and cokeEWdc#@@$@23Dwqxsa.xq. qwqw\0xx32
<zb> the second one says, "you'll have to excuse my friend, he isn't nul terminated."
<zb> :< |
#41188 (243/393) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadda> So, Like
<Shadda> I'm watching this thing on PBS last night
<Shadda> about this guy who used to be on the bomb squad
<Shadda> Got his arms blown off from the elbow and down
<Shadda> both arms
<Shadda> and they're saying, 10 years later, a radical new procedure is possible
<Shadda> a double arm transplant
<Shadda> Then they get all serious
<Shadda> and the narator goes
<Shadda> "The only catch...the arms must come from a dead person."
<Shadda> like, wtf
<Shadda> Where else would they come from?
<rworks> I volunteer!
<Shadda> "Sorry, sir. It seems you've been taking your arms for granted. Excessive masturbation and constant ass picking. We feel that this man, who has served his country, deserves them more."
<Shadda> *Chink!* |
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<xtraverse> we were thinking about building the shed out of wood
<HerbDX> dude that'd come down faster than my pants at a childrens day out
<HerbDX> oh SHIT that REALLY came out wrong
<xtraverse> you have issues |
#41182 (97/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J_MAN> what sex are you and how old
<Samsa> my name is Gregor Samsa, and I awoke this morning to find myself transformed into a monstrous vermin |
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