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<cooltim> fuck christmas shopping sucks. The gifts given/recieved ratio seems to drop as you get older. christmas used to be good.
<meaty> Yep. There's no upload quota. :(
<cooltim> That's right. there should be some sort of law, stating that total cost of gifts given only has to be proportional to gifts recieved.
<meaty> Absolutely. At least some sort of shaping system where the receivers of low-priority 'Christmas traffic' understand the circumstances, as agreed to in the EULA.
<cooltim> lmao
<morphix> lol
<meaty> Perhaps superior prezzie traffic should be assigned higher priority the next year, thus encouraging the receipt of data which is significantly more tangable than socks.
<meaty> And we all know the evil that is bestowed on socks. On average, 33% of them mysteriously go missing every wash.
<meaty> Presents are a total waste of precious bandwidth.
<meaty> We need a protocol like Bittorrent, only for presents. |