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#43091 (201/349) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Hidden_Hunter): My teacher was telling me that we had to write a creative story
(@Hidden_Hunter): few questions later she gets to me
(@Hidden_Hunter): and I ask if it can be an erotic story (jkingly)
(@Hidden_Hunter): she said that it needed to be creative
(@Hidden_Hunter): so i said what if it has banannas and spacegirls in it
(@Hidden_Hunter): she said it also needed suspense
(@Hidden_Hunter): i said no problem
(@Hidden_Hunter): the suspense is where the bananna wentComment: #osbetaarchive
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#43085 (124/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hardstuff> I am THE internet
<Kushan> dude, your body consists of 90% porn? |
#43039 (142/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap>
~<numist> nice, how are you stil online?
<Taim> wireless connection, battery power.
<Taim> all good ;)
~<numist> yeah, but the wireless base needs power...
~<numist> so does the modem its attached to
<Taim> I'm connected to some house almost a km away
<Taim> actually, I don't really know where the modem I'm connected to is... all I know is that I can connect to it here in my building and I can connect to it at my mothers work that is like a 15 minute walk from here
~<numist> rofl
<Taim> I was lead to believe that most home modems only have an effective range of about 1300ft without interferance
<Taim> or some such animal
<Taim> and presumably a company that could afford high range hardware wouldnt leave their network unsecuredComment: ridiculous geekiness
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#43089 (-3/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<splice> god was nice enough to provide a safe little nook for my cockComment: #ramen
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#43046 (158/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Beefy> hmmm
<Beefy> whats a good "icon" type thing for a "support" section
<Beefy> can't use a question mark as thats already for help
<compguy> a bra? |
#43030 (-7/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bjx0> Who died?
<emoaddict15> my friend
<bjx0> how did he die if you dont mind me asking?
<emoaddict15> he od'd
<bjx0> o
<bjx0> lol |
#43027 (218/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Aimee[Dead]> I don't think it's a good thing that my shoulder hurts for no reason
<Mayseth> Right or left?
<Aimee[Dead]> ummm right i think
<Mayseth> You think?
<Aimee[Dead]> i don't know left and right :(
<Mayseth> The nicklist is on the right!
<Mayseth> Start button on the left
<Aimee[Dead]> ok it's my right one then |
#42992 (300/438) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[@WhipSmart]: for every story you hear about a dog saving someone's life, there are probably a million where the dog just sat there and watched them dieComment: Quakenet #funchat
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#42985 (189/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eLe> *I* have a social life.
<zeph> LIES
<zeph> prove it
<eLe> Nah, too busy codingComment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity
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#42978 (-5/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.Comment: #ampedOut, where we listen to Real Industrial(tm)
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#42967 (131/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Sekkira> the OS is popping at me
<+Maeg> popping?
<+Maeg> that's what happens when you heat up the kernelComment: #knet @ irc.rizon.net
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#42959 (163/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Animation> fill in the blanks in my next post
<Animation> go ____ yourself __
<Jesse[WormsWorldParty]Tyler> Go Tuck Yourself In
<DJ|BS-Zelda> Go make yourself a cake |
#42935 (273/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the afternoon, thinking she's pregnantComment: #adium on Freenode.
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#42941 (431/585) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside |
#42961 (-6/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Teen.Black.Cravings.2.DVDRip.XXX-RVF.tar (9%) 124.04MB/1.33GB at 55.27KB/Sec time remain 6h:21m:51s from TTT-0030 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Monday_Morning_Church.mp3 (56%) 2.4MB/4.29MB at 8.18KB/Sec time remain 3m:56s from Unim4trix0 (#scripting@broadway.ny.us.dal.net@DALnet)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Sinful.Sistas.XXX.DVDRip.DivX-Pr0nStarS.tar (4%) 28.81MB/707.82MB at 18.79KB/Sec time remain 10h:16m:50s from NNN-002 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)Comment: Just look at the files :o
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#42954 (139/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<piggy> god damnit, someone keeps ringing my p[hone and hanging up right before I answer
<kodd> can't you just call *10#
<piggy> but my phone doesn't have a 10... |
#42950 (289/427) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<froggie> I got a cool joke. What's the difference between a 15 year old and a 17 year old?
<d4nny> I don't know
<froggie> see.. that's going to get you in big trouble, one day |
#42930 (281/441) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_stan> old macdonald had a farm
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
<_stan> and on that farm he had a 40-50% statistical likelihood of committing an unnatural sex act with an animal according to the research of alfred kinsey
<_stan> e-i-e-i-oComment: #ampedOut nursery rhyme
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#42920 (16/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- BlackDeth has quit [Ping timeout: no data for 246 seconds]
-!- BlackDeth has joined #ramen
<BlackDeth> fucking al gore
<BlackDeth> did a shitty job when he invtented the internetComment: #ramen
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#42916 (7/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Evil_Timmy> communion is so boring. takes too long to pass around the trays to get the bread and wine.
<Evil_Timmy> they need to set up churches like airplanes.
<Evil_Timmy> "Although the bag may not inflate, the blood of Christ is flowing." |
#42904 (110/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BolognaMoFo> the only way I use warez is to ask where my pants are
<BolognaMoFo> warez my pants |
#42888 (163/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<crayola> so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover.
<crayola> they had a deal. When the friend died, my cousin would remove all traces of gayness from his house.
<crayola> his parents were to never know he was gay. (other than the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend, loved broadway musicals, and died of AIDS, I'm sure the plan worked perfectly.)
<crayola> In exchange for his role in this, my cousin was to take any Broadway mementos he wanted.
<crayola> he did. I swear, he lived off ebay profits for a year. |
#42876 (172/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Bane: i need to make messes in my house and clean them up with paper towels in front of my parents more often...
HeadShot: lol
HeadShot: what for
Bane: so my parents won't get suspicious when they stop buying as many paper towels when i go off to college |
#42868 (10/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that like having sex without a partner??
[Cheeky_Chick] yeah its called masterbation
[Toblerone_] cheeky: when u masta, do u first take yourself out to dinner
[Toblerone_] followed by a romantic solitary walk on the beach
[Toblerone_] and a nice coffee by yourself
[Toblerone_] and then do it??
Nikky`] rofl
Nikky`] No Toblerone_.. when you fuck yourself.. you can condone cheap ass behaviour..coz you know your broke but horny |
#42867 (177/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<corky> oh fuck
<corky> I was copying some stuff for my boss the other day
<corky> and I just found the disc I copied in the drive
<corky> I'm trying to remember exactly what the disc was I gave him
<corky> I have a horrible feeling it was teh pr0n _(
<corky> fuck
<corky> fuck, I need to phone him, hes not the sort of person to find it amusing |
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