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#42214 (1/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lenoh> I am 191 times 7. |
#42200 (265/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing boats.
<mirth> "how i survived normandy" by FuzLogic |
#42189 (4/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation or something?
<jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
* Grunt smirks.
<adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.Comment: #wikipedia@irc.freenode.net
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#42192 (201/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evo|utioN> for bots
<mutante> what about it
<Evo|utioN> need
<mutante> please form sentences |
#42176 (101/181) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xdude> what's the best spyware elimiator?
<Vespucci> del *.* /r
<Xdude> thanks
*** Xdude (X@.com) quit StarLink.Org : no route to host
<Vespucci> Actually, spybot search and destroy.
*** Xdude (X@.com) joined #stars!
<Vespucci> Oh fuck.
<Summoner> heheh
<Xdude> heh
<Xdude> fooled ya
<Vespucci> Got me.
<Vespucci> Heart rate and everything.Comment: #stars! on Starlink
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#42170 (-3/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dribblemandan> do you work at Subway by any chance?
<BabiGirlBlazzin> No, I dont why?
<Dribblemandan> Cause you just gave me a footlong!!! |
#42169 (100/194) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+aeonite> Doom 3 is too dark
Jeff> Adds to the atmosphere
<Jeff> It's part of the story, anyway. The power is out everywhere. All you got is a flashlight
<+aeonite> it's lazy
<+aeonite> they were like "oh shit these levels look like crapass" "we'll just make every level pitch black then"
<Jeff> Yeah, I'm sure the people at ID were like "Ehhh, we get tired of making good graphics. Let's just make it dark"Comment: #fark
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#42168 (170/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Topic for #channel: arafat left the game with 2309472385927 frags |
#42165 (1/167) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL. |
#42161 (222/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<masteralpher> I WILL RAPE YOUR ANOS FAT BITCH
<masteralpher> STOP IMING ME
<arahi`jr> and cut
<arahi`jr> ok lets go back over that
<arahi`jr> this time spell anus right
<arahi`jr> and action
<masteralpher> send me your pic and i wont to rape your anus then
<arahi`jr> ok cut. brilliant, this time with a little more emotion. maybe all caps again, go back to that. that was working.
<arahi`jr> and roll film
<arahi`jr> action |
#42156 (1856/4228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose...
<gfjgfjgfj> That what your girlfriend said about your premature ejaculation?Comment: #Futuremark
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#42149 (218/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> shit, i'm very conservative but god damn, legalize weed
<richo_> if you had weed and alcohol legal
<richo_> and after 2 months
<richo_> asked the population which one should be outlawed..
<richo_> it'd pry be the one that causes daddy to hit you
<richo_> not the one that causes daddy to cook extra kraft dinner |
#42142 (226/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting?
<Asiina> God was in here
<Asiina> everyone in here got a "get into heaven free" card
<Asiina> he told us that everyone else was screwed
<Asiina> then he left
<Asiina> it was pretty sweet |
#42137 (534/738) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bisclaveret> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Bisclaveret> A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate America? |
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<Ebola> spankmeistress: My tongue hurts, I bit it today :(
<spankmeistress> *sigh*
* spankmeistress licks it better
<Ebola> :)
<Darksun> Hmm
<Darksun> My penis hurts...
<TimTim> ...
<Darksun> What, it's worth a tryComment: #uplink on irc.uplinkcorp.net
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#42152 (221/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas"
<BobDragonslayer> so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo
<BobDragonslayer> so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up
<BobDragonslayer> and it's lesbian pornComment: #btc
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#42051 (146/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner
< joshk> his girlfriend was like
< joshk> COLOSSAL
< joshk> and was about a foot taller than him
< koitsu> she was the size of a redhat distribution. |
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<Jaymi> I just put lotion all over my hands and arms, then I looked at the bottle again, its glue. :(Comment: #tenor @ irc.gamesaloon.net
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#42000 (3/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm..
<bishop`homework> woOOOOoOO
<@Invictus`> sounds like Extreme Chess 4000
<bishop`homework> indeed.Comment: #counter-strike @ gamesurge.net
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#41969 (55/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[SPD]MFDoom|fr| is now known as [SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee
[PIT]Bar-B-Q weird, i did the same last night
[PIT]Bar-B-Q I mean, this morning
<[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee> banged my fiancee?
[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee is now known as [SPD]MFInTroubleForThat
<[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat> she saw... crap
[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat is now known as [SPD]MFShesNotLaughing
<FatChix0r> iLOL
[SPD]MFShesNotLaughing is now known as [SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight
<[SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight> sigh....Comment: #urbanterror on ETG
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#41956 (59/201) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@zeleftikam> yeah so on friday i installed this hard-disk MP3 player in the trunk on this new passat
<@zeleftikam> i think, while i was upside down in the trunk, my cell phone fell out of my pocket, and i sealed it in the trunk trim
<@zeleftikam> it's GONE
<@mitch> ha
<@mitch> nice work
<@zeleftikam> thx |
#41951 (153/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<influxsys> my girlfriend is usually really panicy. Like something is going to go wrong, or she won't be able to do something in a certain time. Everything seems to worry her. So i sometimes like to watch her sleep, you know. she looks so peaceful, happy, relaxed. it's rather nice.
<influxsys> then i tea bag her |
#42132 (10/96) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Crew^> have you ever bought a prostitute, dupper?
< dupper> Nope.
< dupper> I am content to know they exist.
< dupper> that there is a woman who does the opposite of cock-blockery |
#42131 (47/177) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Coll[laptop]> baldness is an advantage in war, get the right angle and you can bounce the sun into your opponents eyesComment: irc.netronet.com @ #netronet
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#42127 (199/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his bad-boy reputation as a slashdot troll combined with incredible compassion towards cute fuzzy animals would probably set off some maternal urge to propagate his genes in me if i had such a thing but instead i just want to blow him until i cry semen" |
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