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<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my virginity...Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#42581 (80/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SurrenderUrCow: in my 3rd period
SurrenderUrCow: i stuck a pencil down my pants
Micycle 13: LOL wtf
Micycle 13: why?
SurrenderUrCow: and made it look like i had a massive boner
Micycle 13: ROFL
SurrenderUrCow: then i stood up and walked over to my teacher
Micycle 13: so somebody says "hahah look at k0w poppin a b to the teacher"
SurrenderUrCow: handed her my planner and said as loud as i can, "I HAVE TO GOTO THE BATHROOM!"
Micycle 13: ROFL
SurrenderUrCow: it was so fucking hilarious, the teacher looked up and fell out of her chair |
#42576 (62/168) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac'
<+Svip> I like vacpie.
<+Moto> I vacuumed my house today
<Goodfella> ass vac
<+Moto> Hey, have any of your steam accounts got vac'd yet?
<+EmSixTeen> Shake n' Vac
<&Segosa> vaca = cow in spanish.
<+Steven> packer vac
<+Rotten> i wanna go on vacation soon \:
<Goodfella> I got vac shit
<+Svip> You just had to say it, vacuumo? |
#42552 (209/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darrick> i have some nintendo newsletter suubscription for some reason
<Darrick> and they sent me an email about mario tennis
<Darrick> the header: "Whack it, Mario"Comment: #acmlm, irc.acmlm.org
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#42484 (103/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paratus> i don't have a girlfriend because that shit, in my experience, ends in pain and heatbreak and fucking angst and linkin parkComment: #geekissues
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#42476 (286/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ilanbg: oh man, in school today i had to present a biography thing on aristotle, some philosopher, and we needed to come up with a slogan that'd remind us of whatever the subject, and i didn't yhave one, so I walked to the front of the class, no idea what to say, and just said the first thing that came out of my mouth
ilanbg: and it was "It's the thought that counts."
ilanbg: i got an A. |
#42479 (168/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Les> i hate life
<Les> i want to remove it
<borderlineerotica> it cant be that bad
<Les> from others |
#42448 (10/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cowbert> there isn't really an appreciable performance benefit using reiser over ext3 is there?
<beeMind> only if you compile with -funroll_loops
<gregh> reiserfs --pinstripe --exhaust-diameter=12cm
<Cowbert> --blueneon
<Nugget> make WITH_STICKERS=yes
<crewman> --powerstickers_typeR
<froggie> --soundsystem=excess_bass
<PetrDoubt> -DNO_IDEA
<Cowbert> make WITH_LARGE_WING_FWD=yes
<beeMind> haha
<Nugget> Warning: --rwd option unsupported
<froggie> hahaha |
#42441 (200/360) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
EvilAngel remembers, a long time ago, when his bf at the time answered the door knowing it was jehovah's witnesses. naked. and... wet. :)
<EvilAngel> I remember hearing *door creak* "yyaah?" "Oh MY! I'm... soo sorry!" "No, no dude, it's all right, we just came, come on it!" "UhhNO! We'll.... come back later!"
<EvilAngel> "..... You SURE? We have enough lube for everyone!!" |
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<PunchBag> haha, earlier i saw this girl wearing this T-shirt that had the words "I wish these were brains" written on her boobs |
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<+h3n> hmm, it kind of reminded me of this "skiing" game i made in dos where i did like 50000 'dir's and then moved the mouse and it left a trail and i tried to ski between the files |
#42339 (231/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ETR> I'm a CS major
<Spork-> What college?
<prev^ail> how can you do a major in counter strike? |
#42344 (149/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KursK> can I ask a very dumb question? =)
<stickman> I think you just did :-) |
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<penor> i hate the world
<penor> im gonan go kill myself
<APE> dont stain the carpet
<penor> my mom would kill me if I did thatComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool..
<Nin10doman> You coudl bitchslap peopel with it.
<Nin10doman> Or open doors if you were carryign shit.
<dorfsquest> yeah. Especially if you could swing from trees with it.
<Nin10doman> And you can whip people with it.
<Deg> hell, grow another few arms
<Deg> and another few penises
* Joins: strongbad
<Nin10doman> maybe even masturbate with it, but that's going into the inner depths of the sick regions of my mind.
<Nin10doman> I mean, the fur could be a semi-lubricant, right?
* Quits: strongbad (Quit: )Comment: #game_maker
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#42327 (448/584) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lanmut> what is a haiku?
<Lanmut> i have heard of them before...
<Lanmut> but never seen one |
#42306 (170/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<insert people trying to convince Kaelic to kick out his GF so he can play more DnD>
<Kaelic> haha to everyone who thinks Kaelic should kick me out! :p Sex is better than D&D!! :)
<lnp-work> hehe
* Leon (random@deg.demon.co.uk) has joined #adnd
* Silly sets mode: +o Leon
<Yeo> can't argue with that
<lnp-work> D&D tend to last longer though :P
* Leon plays guess the subject
* Leon has a wild stab at sex
<lnp-work> ding :P |
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<Arundor> I'm starting to regret taking a philosophy course. It's getting very irritating that I can't strangle the authors of some of the more idiotic philisophical arguments I've had to read. |
#42283 (237/471) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
If English was good enough for Jesus Christ,
it's good enough for us.
- Miriam Ferguson, Governor of TexasComment: only in the USA...
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<RizBow> man, irc is like one big retarded crossword puzzleComment: #maddox
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#42253 (2/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+turkey> all i do these days is stick my penis in my vcr, hoping that it'll give birth to a dvd player.Comment: #maddox
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<ShadoweOrbe> and in a cruel twist of irony, my mp3 player wont let me delete Eminem off itComment: #offtopic
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#42250 (-3/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gnar> 64bit means you can run on two screens?Comment: #hardware on efnet - submitted by RuKK
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#42229 (-3/165) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session.
<@D1-> of course it was an exercise but you knowComment: #geekissues
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#42219 (213/405) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no ive got one" and he all comes back with "oh yeah? whats the number? ill punch it in"
<northdeer> rofl you got pwned then hun
<tJmarshal> mom, dont ever use that term again. please.Comment: www.tcts.ws, #teenchat, Undernet
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