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#47468 (226/404) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CAPS-LOCK> I think I'll list a windowframe on ebay as an "Amish Webcam"Comment: #wikipedia@freenode
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#47456 (9/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< teferi> I lost the office pool
< teferi> damn
<+res0> aww, no more swimming at work |
#47429 (242/544) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving) |
#47396 (138/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Mayseth dies
Jeter: wewt!
* Jeter steals all your stuff
Mayseth: :(
Jeter: I was trying to get your other arm to fall off so you couldn't resist
Jeter: But death works too
Jeter: I'm emotionally scarred for life, but I've got your stuff
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: But none of it could ever replace you!
Mayseth: not even the computer?
Jeter: no amount of overclocking would make it hot enough to equal your warmth
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: what?Comment: Geek Love <3 (chat1.ign.com)
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#47394 (252/508) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eosyn> 90% of Canada's 31,000,000 citizens live within 100 miles of the U.S. border.
<+Dulak> How wide is canada?
<IdiotStic> depends on the map. about 14 inches on this one :)Comment: #LinuxGeneration
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#47369 (128/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Rjx`) two words:
(@Rjx`) correction lfuid
(@Rjx`) *fluidComment: EFNet/#geekissues
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#47379 (162/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[ @Aller ] everytime you want ops, you write /msg botname op your_password
[ @ekkIe ] how am i suppose to remember the password
[ @Aller ] uhm, lol
[ @Aller ] you use a password that's easy (for you) to remember
[ @ekkIe ] can i write it in the topic? |
#47368 (498/674) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tycho> AND I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE AND DIE
<Tycho> except you War
<Warmachine> :D
<Tycho> I HOPE YOU DROWN
<WarMachine> oh :( |
#47360 (344/550) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Talikira> (\_(\
<Talikira> ( o-o)
* Milon_Eliad beheads tali's creature with text
<Talikira> o( ( ")( ") |
#47345 (13/349) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Khajiit> I don't have much Spyware
<Khajiit> Only I have is from Window's Update
<Mech> You got spyware from Windows Update? :D
<Khajiit> Yes, it is the little baloons that pop-up telling me I need to update
<Khajiit> I got rid of the Spyware so it would leave me alone |
#47292 (131/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sleepwlkr> Oh gosh, I met a really annoying Yankee bitch a moment ago at Rautatientori Square. She and her family were looking for a restaurant where they could get decent meat. First I thought I'd guide them to a good eating place, but that stupid cow complained about everything all the time and specified what the restaurant SHOULDN'T be like, so I told the whole family the way to a gay bar and said "Only the best for the lady".
<sleepwlkr> I just had to go to a pub opposite the gay bar for a beer and see their faces when they come out
<sleepwlkr> Well the bitch was yelling at her husband whose face had turned red with anger. Their kids seemed to be just laughing at the incident :-)
<sleepwlkr> Now I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't bring my camera with me.Comment: Translated from Finnish to English.
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#47266 (158/370) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Meflin> hmm someone is selling a 475 KW natural gas generator on ebay for $105,000 ... sold "as is" with all faults ... no warranty expressed or implied
<Continuity> kaboom
<Meflin> but they take pay pal .....
<Danamania> 475KW. wonder if that's enough for the webserver.
<Meflin> who in their right mind is going to eaby $100,000 as is :)
<Continuity> I think most people do the "no warranty" thing but I can't help thinking the buyer is going to recieve a moldy peanut with "lol" engraved on it |
#47254 (113/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Telal> "Sorry I came unglued earlier..."
< Telal> fuck that
< Akamu> Seriously
< Telal> she can stay on her side of the state
< Akamu> You know, you should turn gay.
< Akamu> Men don't do this shit in breakups
< Akamu> A fist fight and you can be freinds
< Telal> yeah, but then there's the buttsex
< Akamu> Well, everything has a downside
< Telal> haha
< Telal> I think that was the most objective discussion of homosexuality everComment: in #moo on afternet
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#47251 (63/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasantComment: #sbk irc.enterthegame.com
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#47237 (74/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< twatson> how the fuck are you addicted to effexor
< wkr4k4r> its addictive
< twatson> oh
< twatson> that makes sense |
#47238 (225/413) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vex> so about half an hour ago i took my medication and when i was washing it down with some water i started coughing
<vex> and two minutes ago i sneezed and one of the capsules i took flew out of my nose |
#47228 (379/549) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pastoralist> ...Guess what
<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> What.
<King_JT_the_First> what?
<Ruby> what?
<pastoralist> Guess
<King_JT_the_First> you're getting married?
<Ruby> you got a dog!
<ozy> you renamed France!
<King_JT_the_First> you're going to be a father?
<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> You discovered how to make your nipples lactate chocolate milk?
<Ruby> you won the lottery!
<King_JT_the_First> you're signing up for voluntary sterilization?
<ozy> you're being taken to court for child custody rights by an 11-year-old?
<King_JT_the_First> you're actually naked right now?
<PM_Emirthatank> you got laid?
<pastoralist> Ok, enoughComment: #almea irc.foreverchat.net
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#47221 (162/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AnDreW_BeAn> some sicko is downloading gay porn from me on winmx
<Skyon> ... |
#47217 (222/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zeedo> youd think that there would be some sort of rescue process for submarines
<zeedo> but it looks like the process is "call lots of people who have subs and then we'll all get here and do stuff"
<zeedo> which is a decent plan for a party, not so good for rescuing trapped submariners |
#47207 (27/111) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
TriaVox: cd .pron
TriaVox: .. wrong window
UmInAsHoE: lol
TriaVox: oh yeah. dammit i fuckin forgot i didnt set up x yet
TriaVox: MAN THAT SUCKS |
#47186 (280/430) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
‹@Cougar› i g2g ttyl boys and girls
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‹@Thar|gone› i hate it if people say bye and dont leave nor change nicks... it feels like someone in person says bye and then just continues standing there, or goes to sit down in front of you to read a book.. its awkard
‹@chapel› I hate it when people change their nick to say they are gone, but are still around chatting
*** Thar|gone changed nick to Thargore
‹@Thargore› ohhh, touché |
#47182 (184/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<worlocked> I'm going over to live in Europe in September and I want to take a sheet of acid over with me. I'm too scared to take it on the plane, so I was thinking of faxing it over before hand.
<worlocked> Can anyone tell me if this will work.Comment: irc.buttes.org #wdma
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#47180 (82/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@merl> I tried to convince my girlfriend that the reason she got headaches after we had sex was because my dong touched her brain |
#47173 (238/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kel: woops
Kel: the account number doesn't go in the Amount box
Kel: i don't want to transfer $579835962 to account number 145 |
#47172 (94/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[10:39] <netmunky> a notice to users: do not open any URL containing sonask.org or pamelasporn.mpg, this is a self-spreading trojan. if you think you are infected, use task manager to kill mirc.exe, and del c:\windows\system32\mirc.exe
[10:44] <netmunky> yes, i am well aware many of you run linux, congratulations to bird60356, you were the first to notify me. to the other 2 dozen, i don't care |
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