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#48605 (437/573) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Trinity_Quasar> Quick, give me your extended (a few sentences) views on teen pregnancy for my socio work it's due in tomorrow. :-/!
<LionsPhil> "I think teen pregancy is largely due to unpreparedness. Much like the kind of unpreparedness which sees one writing an essay the night before it is due and having to ask for help on the Internet." |
#48595 (242/394) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<manic> sweet desktop, is that gnome? can't recognize
<allMyBiz> ya, my bro uses only Linux at work, he converted us here.. lolz
<ToRP3DO> hey, dude do you use a TFT screen??
<allMyBiz> ya, Acer - how'd you know?
<ToRP3DO> wow, well I'm looking at this shot and I counted at least 5 dead pixels?? you never noticed??
<allMyBiz> are you serious?
<allMyBiz> i hope you're kidding god I hate dead pixels!
<manic> haha dude..
<allMyBiz> my shop requires at least 7 dead pixels, if I have 5 I might be stuck with them forever.. :( so if I have I hope they are at least 7
<manic> dude you can't SCREENSHOT the dead pixels...
<allMyBiz> can't screenshot them as in they appear black on the shot or?
* manic slaps his forehead |
#48577 (182/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them? |
#48575 (194/360) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VVelox_w> hey all
<VVelox_w> why would a memory address ever be negative?
<Heero> because it's depressed
<Heero> I mean, who isn't now a daysComment: #freebsd on ECNet
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#48568 (210/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[07:21] <jetlag> Oh wow, Chinese cars in summer 2007.
[07:22] <jetlag> I better start saving.
[07:24] <jetlag> Ok, done. |
#48553 (8/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* JamalTheDucky eats a cookie instead
<JamalTheDucky> ... I wish this was HER cookie :(
<JamalTheDucky> ;_;
<JamalTheDucky> maybe I'll have good dreams tonight :)
<Anaz|LostIt> keep dreaming the unnatainable DM. Eventually you'll completely disconnect with reality and become a stalker!
<JamalTheDucky> and then I'll atleast get some panties!
<Anaz|LostIt> and an introduction to a large 300 lb black man who will love you forever (or at least until parole) |
#48530 (48/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Phroziac has quit ("Irssi: Doesn't advertise in /quit messages!")Comment: #wikipedia
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#48531 (316/490) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tym> i have a question to you older folks
<Tym> how do you fucking do it
<Tym> work so god damn much, how do people work 40 hours a week their whole damn lives
<Tym> i'm going insane and i've only been doing it for 3 weeks
<Suzuran> It's like this. Do you like to eat?
<Tym> yes
<Tym> i eat alot
<Suzuran> Then you'll work like the rest of us. It's really hard to eat without money.Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
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#48515 (451/651) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dimethyl> ya u guys are sooo much cooler than that other chan/server i chat in
<dimethyl> oops wrong chan |
#48452 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
xcham: you interested [in taking an amateur radio certification course]?
Nruuuuup: this is like HAM radio?
xcham: yeah
Nruuuuup: the old-fashioned audio only version of blogging
xcham: I figure it's a handy thing to have a license for
Nruuuuup: because...?
xcham: in case, you know, society crumbles
Nruuuuup: hahaaha
Nruuuuup: why do i need a radio to go looting? |
#48446 (132/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* t|to is out of jail
<t|to> you know what's the biggest pain in the ass there
<FireEgl> Bubba's dick? |
#48434 (363/533) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Seraphina> it is so cool to watch a snake eat something that is 4 times the size of its head
<Seraphina> I wish I could unhinge my jaw so I could fit huge things in my mouth.
<Seraphina> gah
<Seraphina> wait |
#48414 (270/526) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PK> Damn left shoulder's out of whack =/
<ST|OnVent> -whats up with your shoulder bro?
<PK> Jumping the gate yesterday, my bag got caught - swung me down and smashed my shoulder
<ST|OnVent> ...
<ST|OnVent> your bag?
<ST|OnVent> did you rip your bag up bro?
<PK> Nah - damn strong bag, it supported me without any problems :|
<ST|OnVent> cause the last thing I would be worrying about is my shoulder, I be worrying about the ol' teabag.
<PK> BAG! BACKPACK!
<ST|OnVent> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ST|OnVent> well then
<Toughsox> thought you said NUTSACK
* PK shudders
<ST|OnVent> <3
<ST|OnVent> rofl
<PK> I wouldn't be here today if I'd swung from a gate by my sac :|Comment: G4B2S
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#48334 (134/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<r0y2> did you dump barfgirl ThreeZee
<ThreeZee> yeah
<ThreeZee> she drove her car into a lake
<ThreeZee> shes dead
<r0y2> seriously
<r0y2> ?
<ThreeZee> no.
<ThreeZee> but i keep telling myself that |
#48330 (116/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HonkyKong> It's like people realize that if they stop buying their shitty products, Sony might actually get some QA, but folks just don't care.
<brakk3n> i knew when buying it if it had the words "sony" on it
<brakk3n> it would be a POS
<HonkyKong> It's like an entire generation that's been dropped on their heads one too many times.
<HonkyKong> I mean sure, my brother owns a PS2 and likes it.
<HonkyKong> But he also used to eat lead paint.
<brakk3n> i've owned 10 ps2's
<brakk3n> if that tells anything
<HonkyKong> You drank from the bucket? |
#48324 (347/467) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HellPopeHuey> So, didja get some real work?
<Epoch> yeah, today I cleaned viruses off a pc at a baptist church... viruses obtained by SURFING PR0N
<HellPopeHuey> Jesus saves... your History |
#48318 (424/604) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ryouko> yo feed me german sentences to say to him
<ViscountPherget> ich will deinen Rücken küssen während ich dir meinen Schwanz einführe
<Ryouko> ok, lol
<Ryouko> what does that mean btw
<ViscountPherget> let me kiss your back while I insert my cock into you
<Ryouko> AW FUCK MAN
<ViscountPherget> lol |
#48311 (27/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fufie> besides, I mostly shoot homeless ;)Comment: fufie is a phographer...
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#48300 (328/510) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever
<tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it |
#48288 (143/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in Arabic |
#48240 (144/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* shaine burps.
<Siege> ah great, now it smells like dick in here.Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us
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#48237 (261/483) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@kismet): so i don't wanna hear anything in here about women and pms.
(@kismet): period.
(iknietjij): (@kismet): period.
(iknietjij): :X
*** kismet sets mode: +b *!*iknietjij@*.lounging.on.EnterTheGame.ComComment: #etg @ irc.enterthegame.com
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#48194 (186/350) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Eviscero> so i made a new girlfriend.
<+eggburt> but then she melted? |
#48144 (398/594) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dogan> today in school the funniest thing ever happened at an assembly
<Dogan> i was up in the stands as part of the band, watching the cheerleaders do some show
<Dogan> and one of the girls loses her balance and falls off the top of the pyramid
<Dogan> So without thinking, i stand up and do a "Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" on my trombone
<Dogan> never saw that cheerleader again |
#48080 (317/509) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Somebody137: o god.. at the show saturday i took this chick home... and o god
Somebody137: she was hot
Somebody137: o god
Caffeinated Soap: did you get her number?
Somebody137: what the hell would i do with that? |
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