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#46267 (135/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rjamorim> I don't think he was trying to troll.
<rjamorim> He was being genuinely ignorant and clueless. |
#46195 (10/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #abuse&healing
* Topic is ' ( http://www.freewebs.com/abuse-and-healing/ )'
* Set by X on Sat Jul 09 21:04:47
<KenshinK> I have been abused
<KenshinK> by Jesus
<KenshinK> he touched me
<bluedaisy> thats inappropriate KenshinK
<KenshinK> I know, he should have asked firstComment: Don't trust Jesus, he likes to fondle people
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#46100 (-7/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then. Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it.. but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
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#45997 (-2/94) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@gunkan> ?
< stray> !
< ramoth4> .
<@gunkan> arrr
< ramoth4> matey
< stray> avast
< ramoth4> me hearties
< |404notfound> buttpirate
< stray> best kind
< ramoth4> no
< ramoth4> butte pirate
< ramoth4> best kind
< stray> True
< stray> because it's REALLY difficult to pirate a butte
< ramoth4> certainly
< ramoth4> pirating a whole city = jawesome
< stray> no no
< stray> stealing a land feature
< ramoth4> omg
< ramoth4> CARMEN SANDIEGO = BUTTE PIRATE
< stray> holy shit, yeah
< stray> GOD DAMN THAT WOMAN
< ramoth4> in the butt
< stray> where elseComment: somewhere on aniverse
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#45900 (10/76) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<biiaru> http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/06/19/six_legged_puppy_found_in_mal aysia/
<KX> O_O
<Rdl|[DRW]> yea
<Rdl|[DRW]> he has 2 peni too
<darkgamerGS> wtf
<KX> XD
<Rdl|[DRW]> bet he'll grow up to be popular with tha bitches
<darkgamerGS> XD!Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
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#46128 (147/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stan> i was outside yesterday...
<stan> looking at the spot on my back lawn where i fucked a mormon teenage chick...
<stan> and the grass on that spot was completely dead, like god himself struck it down.Comment: efnet #ampedout
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#46107 (117/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wookie^> hmm ouch
<Wookie^> not great headlines side by side
<Wookie^> British Media Delight In London's Joy
<Wookie^> Blasts Hit London, Capital In Chaos |
#46095 (257/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xkcd> okay, I've got a 6GB partition free, I'm gonna put in a FreeBSD disk and boot and see if I can install. Anyone have any advice?
<Socket7> have you made a will yet?
<-- xkcd has quit (wish me luck)
[30 minutes pass]
--> xkcd_ (xkcd@hide-BF9D384C.centrl01.va.comcast.net) has joined #pugglewump
<xkcd> let us never speak of this 'FreeBSD incident' again. |
#46089 (172/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@nmx] phone: ring ring
[@nmx] me: hello?
[@nmx] woman: is lewis there?
[@nmx] me: no, you have the wrong number
[@nmx] woman: really? the last name is spelled g-e-
[@nmx] me: no, you still have the wrong number |
#46079 (131/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reddave1982> I got the 24-hr garage night shift blues
<Langly> what planet are you on that has 24 hour nights?
<microwiz> are there parts of earth that are dark for 24h? i know there are parts that are light for 24h
<FMalibu> well yes one implies the other
<FMalibu> probably antarctica or something is pretty much dark all day long by now?
* FMalibu imagines what kind of night shifts they have there...
<FMalibu> right, you'll be on pinguin duty...
<microwiz> PENGUIN GARAGE
<Langly> Terrapin Garage
<microwiz> insert "it looks like you blew a seal" joke here |
#46077 (125/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Consumed: what would be a very very uncommon way to autorun an app at startup?
Null: Get the user to do it. ;)Comment: #C++ on Dynastynet
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#46074 (225/419) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Bismarck) Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!
(Bismarck) France is going to house the new nuclear fusion reactor!
(Bismarck) If it suceeds, cheap long term energy. If it fails, BAM! France is gone!
(Bismarck) It's win win! |
#46063 (124/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Genocidal> I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? |
#46060 (340/528) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+lab-rat) 22. What is the largest native carnivore in England?
(+lab-rat) Here's your 1st hint, the last character in the answer is: r
(+lab-rat) Here's your 2nd hint, badge_
(+sodiepop) badger
(mac23) badger
(alexC) badger
(+StiGs) badger
(TIMMY_) badger
(+Turbo) mushroom mushroom
(+lab-rat) Winner: Trainee alexC Answer: badger Time: 23.422 Streak: 1 Points: 5 WPM: 3 Rank: 37thComment: Gotta love trivia!
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#46053 (126/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cLoAk`top> o god
<cLoAk`top> my dad just put sexual healing on the stereo
<SU|Chupalupa> omg
<drwx> ...
<drwx> wtf?
<R|xlycer|werk> is he trying to seduce you?
<cLoAk`top> I don;t know
<SU|Chupalupa> somethin you need to tell us cloak?
<cLoAk`top> I;ve locked my door and began baracading processComment: #bucktoof on gamesurge
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#46072 (218/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shakeman> the first keyboard we had when we bought the computer died last year
<Shakeman> the K key stopped working...
<Shakeman> it's very hard to search for keyboards online when the K key doesnt work |
#46062 (161/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RHX> i did roleplay with someone once where I was the patient and she was the nurse
<RHX> she put me on a drip and left the room for 3 hours |
#46051 (337/467) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<top-cat> there was an article in the guardian recently suggesting that after the EU arguments "anglo-german relationships hit an all-time low"
<top-cat> evidently two world wars were not as serious as an argument about economics |
#46041 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord_Iryn> I once drove a golf cart into a lake
<Aerdan> o.o
<Joan> LMAO
<Lord_Iryn> Honestly, How was I supposed to not drive into the lake while getting into a fist fight with my brother
<Lord_Iryn> I just realised something, there is something seriously wrong with my family
<Lord_Iryn> Seriously he was like punching me in the back of the head and I kept saying, "you mess with the driver, bad shit happens." then I was all like, thats it, and punched him in the gut a couple times
<Lord_Iryn> then like a few seconds later, SPLAHS!
<Lord_Iryn> SPLASH!*
<Aerdan> haha
<Lord_Iryn> I see now, my whole childhood was like one giant episode of Jackass |
#46021 (155/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[SewerBeing] masturbation leads to acne didn't you know?
[SavageBasher] which is why I don't anymore...
[Willkill1337] I have a clean face.
[Ryan0rZ] dude
[Ryan0rZ] just point it awayComment: #oa irc.zirc.org
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#46012 (23/121) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<turtlecrap> yeah soon the whole of irc will be flooder by shit dribbling
<Pen_Pen> turtlecrap must be lagged badly.
<Pen_Pen> Like six years. |
#45988 (113/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> my friends who are "sleeping" now in the house screwed me
<sEcretz> they dont know i have a keylogger on
<sEcretz> and i can read that they went and signed on my email
<sEcretz> then on my msn and were like "I fuckn 0wn you biatches" and im like omg.... thats my sister!
<sEcretz> now while they are sleeping. i signed on thier email. sent messages to services@secret.gov and it was like "Im an arabian terrorist. i will bomb the internet! i have coded a /etc/bomb that will deactive in /uptime seconds! bewarn. this is the last message"
<sEcretz> that will teach them not to log on my laptop :(
<icenix> hey, doesnt that log your ip?
<sEcretz> fuck. |
#45978 (97/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Salixa: I used to have to skin dead mice and chop them up to feed to owls
Salixa: brb looney tunes time
Salixa: :-)
Olego: You have a vile sense of humour. |
#45975 (75/163) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EccleS> EriK: I'm more concerned about lying helpless in the dentists chair, while some trained sadist waves electrical equipment in my face
<capgadget> Just grab the dental nurses crotch. At least you will have an excuse.
<capgadget> Unless it is a male nurse.
<capgadget> THen you are up shit creek.
<capgadget> Unless he's gay.
<_Arthur> gays often go up shit creek |
#45946 (77/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sharpi> i got attacked by a group of seagulls on the ferry home today :(
<Bill> ha what happened
<sharpi> i was out on the deck and i noticed these kids were feeding french fries to the seagulls and thought that i'd give it a try
<sharpi> so i go buy some fries and i go out and start feeding them
<sharpi> having a good time until the seagulls that didn't get any got mad or something and started trying to swoop in for my fries so i cover them up and the next thing i know i'm getting shit on by them
<sharpi> it's hard to explain to your wife just how you could manage to come home covered in shit |
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