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<pastoralist> ...Guess what
<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> What.
<King_JT_the_First> what?
<Ruby> what?
<pastoralist> Guess
<King_JT_the_First> you're getting married?
<Ruby> you got a dog!
<ozy> you renamed France!
<King_JT_the_First> you're going to be a father?
<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> You discovered how to make your nipples lactate chocolate milk?
<Ruby> you won the lottery!
<King_JT_the_First> you're signing up for voluntary sterilization?
<ozy> you're being taken to court for child custody rights by an 11-year-old?
<King_JT_the_First> you're actually naked right now?
<PM_Emirthatank> you got laid?
<pastoralist> Ok, enoughComment: #almea irc.foreverchat.net
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