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#48107 (343/535) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dma> root@laureate:/etc/ssh# cowsay -f sodomized `fortune`
<@dma> _________________________________________
<@dma> / When confronted by a difficult problem, \
<@dma> | you can solve it more easily by |
<@dma> | reducing it to the question, "How would |
<@dma> \ the Lone Ranger handle this?" /
<@dma> -----------------------------------------
<@dma> \ _
<@dma> \ (_)
<@dma> \ ^__^ / \
<@dma> \ (oo)\_____/_\ \
<@dma> (__)\ ) /
<@dma> ||----w ((
<@dma> || ||>>
<@dma> well that didn't come out like i wantedComment: #d&d on ZiRC
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#48084 (-4/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<big_rig> so like, i finally figured it out that to look hard and cool, i need to get an ear peircing. so i got one on my right ear and now everyone thinks im a fag. is the right ear really the gay side? i thought it was the left??? |
#48078 (149/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show itComment: #wpi
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#48076 (177/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PatamonKid: but, while we hadn't been talking, I was starting to like someone else we knew
PatamonKid: found out last night she had liked me a lot at the same time
Guardian Angel: You must feel like you're in a hentai game D:
PatamonKid: actually, yes. That's EXACTLY how if feels. x_x
PatamonKid: except, you know, I won't actually get any at the end.
Guardian Angel: hahahahahahah |
#48072 (181/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<krysta_trose> O_o Wait...there were actually 12 year olds calling the N64 old school? I need to whap them with a 99 cent copy of Mario |
#48067 (-8/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times fasterComment: #e107
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#48053 (50/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<canllaith> mornfall: in my grub bootloader for my laptop it says 'slackware 2.4' 'slackware 2.6' 'Diablo II LOD'
<canllaith> since that's all win2k is good for ;)
<canllaith> ...I shouldn't be allowed to touch bootloaders. |
#48046 (118/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cmullet01> i am amazed at how many weird porn sites i get when searching for 'cambridge harvard "desk fan"' |
#48027 (171/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alman> lmao okay so i was at work today and i was running some backstock when I came across this product called "Zatarain's New Orleans Style Dirty Rice"
<Alman> I didn't think much of it until I looked at the directions:
<Alman> "just add water" |
#48005 (317/517) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fittysix> elmo, if the internet were a city there'd be a resturaunt everyone reccomends, but when you walk in you see a gaping anusComment: #genmay on irc.0id.net
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#47952 (309/531) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Galisus): the clitoris is that thing in the back of the throat, right? |
#47897 (580/736) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<taylor-made> it must of been boring for those people at the superdome
<taylor-made> what could you possibly do while waiting out one of the worst hurricanes to ever make landfall
<bigwoodthing> the wave :)
<taylor-made> i hope you choke and die |
#47834 (265/417) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<mikester> must go now 1 alienware area51-m laptop. price 550 includes sameday shipping, case, wireless router and ipod mini = blue, message mcsltd2@hotmail.com on msn or justmikeeh on aim if your interested
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<live> i certianly could use a severely underpriced laptop being advertised over the internet through IRC
<live> i smell no scam
<pinin> no way i msged him first!
<pinin> BACK OFF
<live> ITS MINE BITCH |
#47839 (263/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pentavite> how does master chief manage to respawn in five seconds?
<goldfish> it took jesus three days |
#47823 (405/557) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheYamiUsagi> Halo is like Christianity. It's probably okay, but the ignorant fan base ruined it for me. |
#47782 (537/659) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(TurboDttL) A mate of mine said that he could send files to me faster than ANYONE on the planet (he has something insanely fast)
(TurboDttL) So I said "bring it on"
(TurboDttL) "allright then!" says he
(TurboDttL) I said "I BET you that I can get 100 gig to you faster than you can send it to me!"
(TurboDttL) He started sending stuff over the net
(TurboDttL) I took a 200 gig drive out of my machine and drove to his house.
(TurboDttL) Never underestimate the bandwidth of a car load of mass storage.
(Broxi) hahah cheater |
#47776 (138/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
instaathome: What does being peaceful have to do with not wanting a massive fuel-powered cannon? |
#47745 (231/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> It's depressing when you realize the class you're writing has more friends than you do. |
#47730 (254/476) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Amnizu) SPECIAL
(@Amnizu) back me up
(@Special) tar cfz amnizu.tar.gz -C amnizu/ && mv amnizu.tar.gz /backupsComment: irc.zirc.org #ZiRC
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#47690 (17/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josho> i accidentally got too close to a pool jet
<Josho> and it gave me an enema |
#47571 (282/560) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dweller> ever think how handy it would be to have a purse?
<Mayseth> honestly, no
<Dweller> think of all the things you could carry.. and have them with you ALL THE TIME
<Dweller> I could bring my GBA with me.. MP3 player.. a small camera.. tools..
<Mayseth> Stop trying to rationalize your gayness |
#47543 (206/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntacs> I just got a mail with the subject "Kiss those big legs goodbye". Either it's cellulite-burning spam, or Tonya Harding is threatening me again.Comment: silicon3d
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#47538 (230/432) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Nitrix) Anyone in here an avid reader?
(%Outlaw) yeah
(Nitrix) What do you read Outlaw
(%Outlaw) im lurking in about 11 channels, you?Comment: irc.zirc.org
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#47457 (17/469) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<d0ppy> I just had an idea
<d0ppy> If I spray cheese into a condom....
<cdkj> :/
<d0ppy> I can actually have sex with easy cheese
<cdkj> get a girlfriend please |
#47483 (457/615) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xavier> Aidenn is awesome.
<Xavier> I just went downstairs to put on some tea for her, and she put on some music for me by SSHing into the computer near the kitchen.
<Xavier> that's totally hot.
<Aidenn> I've SSHed my way into Xavier's heart |
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