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#300526* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darkon> I'm so manly I shit lumberjacks and then fuck them |
#300529* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< frimend> Obama complained abit about thier internet censorship in china.
< frimend> Chine news agencies published this everywhere. |
#300586* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AtomicRoss> The fumble is the single-most stupidity inducing event in the game, from a spectator's point of view.
<AtomicRoss> Everyone goes from zero to "loud shouting maniac" in 0.0 seconds.
<Khavall> MAYBE IF I POINT IN THE DIRECTION THAT WOULD SHOW MY TEAM WON THE REF WILL BE PERSUADED
<Khavall> POINT
<Khavall> POINT
<Khavall> POINT |
#300587* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SirSquidness> I've thought about teabagging zombies
<Count> dont teabag zombies, if they have that much of a head left to teabag em with the may be alive. and i'd rather be dead then a zombie with no nuts
<SirSquidness> lol true
<@praetorian> hehComment: #atomicmpc on Austnet
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#300591* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MacAttack> whats another good channel
<@Slurpgeit> #bearcave
<MacAttack> thanks im new to irc so
<@Slurpgeit> i feel guilty now
<MacAttack> why
<@Slurpgeit> nothing
<MacAttack> awww
<MacAttack> fuck
<MacAttack> I read the topic
<@Slurpgeit> oh, you found my reason
<MacAttack> you ass |
#300596* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Topic is 'Welcome to #php | New bot. Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions? Critisizms? It's your bot - let me know!
<+Hajuu> !silence Anti-X
<+Anti-X> fail
<+Hajuu> lol
<+Hajuu> no shit rite
<+Hajuu> Stupid.. beta bot
<+Hajuu> oh
* X sets mode: +o LiveBot
<+Anti-X> so it's our bot, huh?
<+Hajuu> !silence Anti-X
<+Anti-X> i vote we kill it
<+Hajuu> !@#
<+Hajuu> thats lame
<+Anti-X> !kick Hajuu
* Hajuu was kicked by X ((XConTrialSRV) No reason supplied)
* Hajuu (dfgt@Hajuu.users.undernet.org) has joined #php
* X sets mode: +v Hajuu
<+Anti-X> haha
<+Hajuu> haha
<+Anti-X> HAHAHAHA
<+Anti-X> so great
<+Anti-X> i vote we keep it
<+Hajuu> :PComment: #php @ undernet
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#300618* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@fistacorpse> still bored *sigh*
<@fistacorpse> and missed 420
<@Annon201> not qt 420
<@Annon201> tho i cant wait 4 my celebrations of it at around 530
<@Annon201> it would be less boring then what the fuck im currently doing
<@Annon201> which is to say, doing the exact same thing.. except WHILE STONED, and not at a place of employment |
#300655* (?/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
It is said that some suffer from insanity. I, however, choose to enjoy it. |
#300783* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+fahadsadah> Blocker 0.097prealpha
<+fahadsadah> Anyone want to test?
<+fahadsadah> Required: Windows, .Net 3.5, abundance of patience, lack of sanity.Comment: #defocus@irc.freenode.net
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#300906* (?/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thewarondrugslost> would drug use come into play?
<Thewarondrugslost> like i'm not talking getting stoned, like something more hardcore
<Thewarondrugslost> like jemkem, or christianity |
#300944* (?/73) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+NecroMage> so
<+NecroMage> there I was
<+NecroMage> trapped
<+NecroMage> alone in the jungle
<+NecroMage> my entire platoon dead
<+NecroMage> just me and the filthy Vietnamese
* NecroMage was kicked by azn-15|f|bed (and then the Vietcong shot him ded.) |
#301002* (?/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* reiser (reiser@cable-188-2-160-135.dynamic.sbb.rs) has joined #c++
* reiser (reiser@cable-188-2-160-135.dynamic.sbb.rs) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Artifice> Prison connections are unreliable, I guess |
#301054* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(&Britney_Spears) AHA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAPCARD
(&Britney_Spears) I ACTIVATE MY HITLER REVIVED CARD
(&Britney_Spears) ALL OF YOUR JEWISH CARDS ARE DESTROYED
(&Britney_Spears) GYPSIES TOO
(&Britney_Spears) AND CHRISTIANS
(&Britney_Spears) AND YOUR GAYS |
#301109* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Crazed_Succubus: *wait* a second
Crazed_Succubus: that condom picture...
Crazed_Succubus: looks like they're in a classroom...
Vivisector: yeah
Vivisector: welcome to Catholic schools
Crazed_Succubus: extra credit? :P
Oddlot: That ain't just confessin' they'll be doin'.
Vivisector: oh come, all ye faithful...Comment: #thezeppelin
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#301115 (7/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> Oh, funny thing I saw at Publix a week or two ago. You know those magazines in the checkout line?
<Indogutsu> One of them was a women's magazine with two rather contradictory headlines on the cover: "Party like Paula Deen this Christmas!" and "Lose 20 pounds by the New Year!" |
#301126* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Ifrit> For the record
<+Ifrit> the first time I jacked off this century
<+Ifrit> lasted 12-14 minutes
<jaed> im sorry
<+Ifrit> ended around 05:28 AM January 1st 2010, central european time (GMT+)
<+Ifrit> GMT+1*
<+Ifrit> and was to a picture of a female astronaut in very short shorts doing a foot cycle exercize
<+Ifrit> did that just to make it funny if I was ever asked
<+Ifrit> go me |
#301172* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Al> some people are really fucking stupid
<@Al> 2KX
<@Al> An abbreviation of the year 2010 from the Roman numerical system (K meaning 1000 and X meaning 10). |
#301194* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:27] <Kniht> !get lost
[01:27] |<-- Ryck_ has left freenode (Excess Flood)
[01:27] |<-- Cobi has left freenode (Excess Flood)
[01:27] |<-- Mox` has left freenode (Excess Flood)
[01:27] |<-- ircNuser has left freenode (Excess Flood)Comment: The timestamps are important to this quote
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#301204* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Silviyius> lol game master? whats that like king of the nerds?
<Platyna> That position is already taken.
* Platyna points at Jaxad.
<BaseBallBoy> Jaxad0127: Why did you tell us you were King?!
* Freeyorp wants to be the jester
* Kage is the dark wizard that is supposed to give advice, but is secretly controlling political decision in his favor
<BaseBallBoy> O.o |
#301220* (?/59) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
GarySimat: time for my daily posedown in the mirror
Nick Pinciotti: ...........
Nick Pinciotti: don't be that guy...
GarySimat: where i like to stair at the magnficent creation god put on this earth and reflect for an hour of how it doesnt get any better
Nick Pinciotti: you're at my job?
GarySimat: no
GarySimat: definitely not
GarySimat: if i wanted to stare at a bucket of epic fail, i would be though
Nick Pinciotti: because ya know, I wake up every morning and ask myself "how is it legal to be this amazing in every aspect of life"
Nick Pinciotti: they're actually making a scale after me
GarySimat: its not that easy
Nick Pinciotti: on a scale from 1 to Pinciotti
GarySimat: 1 being the best
Nick Pinciotti: false
GarySimat: pinciotti being where you dont want to be
GarySimat: your about " " on the simat scale
Nick Pinciotti: model agencies say to their models "ok pose for me, that's right, give me the Pinciotti"
GarySimat: oh the blowjob
GarySimat: i get it
Nick Pinciotti: you can hear excellence ooze from their pores
GarySimat: the old pinciotti blowjob
GarySimat: ur sister has it mastered
GarySimat: she teach u that?
Nick Pinciotti: I shit rubies
Nick Pinciotti: my hair is made of the pubes from angels
Nick Pinciotti: O.O
GarySimat: qdb time
Nick Pinciotti: god damn it |
#301254* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@[Lafiel]> I see apple raised their prices for the extra vat
<@[Lafiel]> But afaik, they didn't reduce them when the cut took place
<@NippleClamp> how nice of apple
<@Perrin_> Citation needed on the "didn't reduce them" forum peeps say they did
<@[Lafiel]> well the mac mini stayed the same
<@Perrin_> citation needed
<@[Lafiel]> it was £499
<@[Lafiel]> cause all ther prices were nicly rounded up
<@[Lafiel]> now they are not
<@Perrin_> Again according to peeps, what they did was reduced the cost when VAT went down. then when they upgraded to lines, incresed the specs the prices went back to their original numbers
<@[Lafiel]> heh
*<@nic0> why let facts get in the way of your obvious prejudices, though?
<@Lat> citation needed on nic0s last sentence
<@nic0> See footnote 1, lat
<@Lat> citation needed on nic0s footnote 1
<@nic0> the one where it says, "Suck my big white dong"
<@Lat> citation needed on big and white |
#301273* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<undersky> i don't want to listen u'r insult!
<Kage> undersky: I don't want to listen to your stupidity
<Freeyorp> And we don't want to listen to your fridge logic
<Freeyorp> ... or that |
#301276* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< tensorpudding> i'm still curious about maglite porn
< Axman6> i... think that;s one of the most random thihngs i've ever seen on IRC
< cads> your statement reminds me of the #olsen-twins channel on efnet that for two years or more had a
countdown to the date that the olsen twins were to become legal |
#301298* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<serenity> marko: are you gay or bi?
<marko> i'm straight
<serenity> if you are
<serenity> oh ok
<marko> but sometimes i have these weird feelings
<marko> like i can't resist to look at a man's ass
<marko> i don't know
<marko> i'm so confused
<serenity> oh..
<serenity> well..
<serenity> i dont know if you will understand what i am talking about by this..
<serenity> but i am going to say it anyways..
<serenity> ok..
<push[RAX]> best reverse troll or #social's most akward momentComment: irc.smashthestack.org #social
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#301305* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bob000555> in other news Dana is definitely available on the rebound
<Aerv> Have you put your penis in her yet?
<bob000555> i shall attempt to maneuver into a position where in i can ask her to attend the schools "winter formal" dance with me
<Aerv> Go read Youth in Revolt
<Aerv> don't see the shitty movie
<Aerv> go read the book
<Aerv> it will help you
<avenj> nothing could help him
<avenj> his parents didn't hit him enough
<Aerv> A suicide manual?
<Aerv> I think that could really help him
<avenj> he'd probably fuck that up too |
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