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#302481* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mars_20> i got a prob, i just found out my <censored> ripped what do i do?
<+Dark_Wolf> go to a doctor
<Christian-Cage> You ripped up your own censorship?
<Christian-Cage> that's bad.
<Mars_20> for a ripped shirt?
<+Dark_Wolf> , i just found out my <censored> ripped
<+Dark_Wolf> is what we got
<Mars_20> sorry im ment shirt
<Darth> fail..
<+Dark_Wolf> I assumed you meant a certain man part
<+Dark_Wolf> so
<+Dark_Wolf> have it sewn
<Darth> <.< rofl
<Darth> XD
<Christian-Cage> I thought he meant his backsideComment: I guess +G is useful at times
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#302500* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MasterCloudy> I should have Fini keep track of how many times I have smex >.>
<B-Rad> You don't need bots to track low numbers.
<MasterCloudy> Bradley I bet you my number is higher than yours =/
<B-Rad> 1 isn't a hard number to beat D< |
#302501* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
pspkicks316 6:27 pm
(6:27:23 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
(6:27:30 PM): i just sneezed and a blue string came out my nose
(6:27:32 PM): like a thread
(6:27:33 PM): wtf
(6:27:37 PM): how did that get there |
#302510* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Stranger: hi
You: wanna role play?
You: you can be the cleric
Stranger: what
You: and I'll be the warrior
You: come on
You: there is evil to slay
Stranger: ok
You: we have entered the dungeon
You: there is a kobold in front of us
You: it looks pissed |
#302535* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Guy 1*Yo dude you wanna be my room mate at college?
Guy 2-You dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick lock |
#302559* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Anti-X> :) :)
<@Anti-X> :) :)
<@Anti-X> :) :|
<@Anti-X> :):O
<@Anti-X> :D:( |
#302568* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Fax is MULTIPLYING
<Criously> really?
<Criously> congrats
<Ichiruka> Extra congratulations
<Ichiruka> Multitudinous Congratulations
<Criously> is that what the spat with your parents was about?
<Fax> no, that was about my parents being lunatics
* Criously congrats family extension
<Fax> and thinking that because Rai said "don't dress my kid like a fruit"
<Fax> it means "I hate you forever get out of my life"
<Ichiruka> ..Rai said that?
<Ichiruka> when she normally gets pissed at anyone who makes any remotely gaybashing comment?
<Fax> fruit like strawberry
<Ichiruka> ooooooooh
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> OMG I FOUND THIS KNITTING PATTERN FOR BOOTIES THAT LOOK LIKE STRAWBERRIES
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> ALSO A HAT THAT LOOKS LIKE A CUPCAKE
<Fax> <Raiven> Don't dress my kid like food kthx
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> Why do you hate me? I'm never good enough. Have a good life.
<Fax> <-- Fax's_Mother has left #drama
<Fax> --> Fax's_Mother has joined #drama
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> I HATE YOU MY SON IS TOO GOOD FOR OYU
<Fax> <-- Fax's_Mother has left #drama
<Fax> tl;dr: I saved the drama for my mama and it got nowhere |
#302585* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Me: I don't blame myself; her circumstances were horrid. But I've prevented suicide before, so I just wish I coulda done something, you know?
Her: yeah
Her: so wanna hear something good?
Me: Sure.
Her: My boyfriend and I got an appartment |
#302604* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Leif nods sagely.
Shifty/Anon/David: sage?
Huns Valen: sage is an aromatic herb
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: rosemary is an herb too methinks
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: smells like mustard when you burn it (mom had a rosemary tree/bush thing)
Leif: cam
Leif: are you going to scarborough fair?
Leif: Between the salt water and the sea strand, Cam
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: I have no idea what you are talking about
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: Is this some northerner thing?
Leif: well we make cambric shirts without seams or needlework
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: Is that like a renaissance fair?
Leif: Sort of.
Leif: It's kind of baroque.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: THe sort that play D&D probably go to such fairs no?
Leif: Mostly hippies and shit.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: hmmm
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: As long as they don't smell too bad I'd go
Leif: They gather a lot of heather, too.
Leif: Is that okay?
Leif: You might need to buy a leather sickle, too.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: eh is this like a commune? I'm missing something I think
Leif: Well it's like an acre of land.
Leif: It's really a true love of mine.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: You don't strike me as the type to do hippy bullshit
Leif: They've got really nice spices. |
#302605* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vellu> Guten tag.
<vellu> Ohaiyou.
<king> on the wii, response time will be slow
<vellu> I acknowledge.
<vellu> *buzzscratchradiostatic*
<king> feel like having a visitor?
<vellu> You know what sucks? I keep asking when you're coming over, and the one day you can, I can't have any visitors (today is "spring cleaning day" for everyone in the house).
<vellu> Unless you wanna come over and help clean the house or something.
<king> i plan on trying to sneak out for a while
<king> crap
<vellu> Actually, it's not that dirty, I bet we all could get everything done in like 15 minutes while you're playing God of War on my bro's PS3.
<vellu> You'll at least be out of your house.
<vellu> With SOME peace and quiet for a bit.
<vellu> So if you still wanna come over.
<vellu> I doubt you'll be inconvenienced in the least.
<king> then why in the name of all things crazy did you make it sound like it was a no-go?
<vellu> Because I thought about what I said AFTER I said it.
<vellu> This is the key weakness of verbal or otherwise instant communication.
<king> lol
<vellu> Re: all things crazy, do ye worship Yog-Sothoth or something?
<vellu> If so, I am okay with this. |
#302614* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> I'm getting 48Mbits/sec from an unsecured wireless router
<B-Rad> is that a lot?
<Bluedemon> T_T
<B-Rad> heh |
#302628* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> After eating three tacos and being unsatisfied, I'm having chicken. XD
<B-Rad> translation time folks: <PianoMasta7> After eating out three women and being unsatisfied, I'm having breasts. XD
<PianoMasta7> You know me too well.
<B-Rad> mhm |
#302649* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<troutman> robyn, i know what i want for christmas
<troutman> <link to ekos signature staff with bible scripture carvings>
<goldfish> what happened to the anal beads?
<troutman> i figure this will work betterComment: #random on irc.mugglenet.com
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#302690* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
You: So I hear you can use twinkies in place of tampons
Is this true?
Stranger: idk... you should try it slut
You: How big across are your nipples?
Stranger: 3.5 inches
You: ...
You: is that your nipples or your penis?
Stranger: bothComment: Omegle
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#302694* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: i like taco's
Stranger: thts cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and random
You: naaw thats not random
You: do you know whats random?
Stranger: wat is random?
You: fjkbsdjkfdsajhurf98pwayuhf;lkjsd;flkj983ylfjdshflkj saljfkdsla;jf893uwa;flshnl;dfha;lsjdljaf3yoldhflkf;ajlkdsjflka; sdklfj0983afdsjlkfaj sdlkf;jas8fjalks;dfja893hf;lasdkjfl;aj389upfajklds lkfajsd;kljfa;8ou3f;lkjsdljf8ajfd;jfh;lajfsd
Stranger: ahhh i see
Stranger: lol
You: i call it the "facebash" typing technique
You: you try it
Stranger: hmm ok? kdjfksdjfnskldfnsadjflksjfdklhjcviosdflkdsjidjhflksdfiusdfjsdlkfuosdfj klksdufisdlfjreklfusdifjsdklfjsidojfklsdfjsdoifjsdlkfjlsdjfiosdokfjsdi ofjlkdssfjirkljfsdl
Stranger: ?
You: remember to bash your face into the keyboard? thats the trick
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but ill get marks on my face
You: jh ,kjmklkkhjghgvfghghjkklmdsaklmdiidsadsauhkdaj2
Stranger: dksfklsdjfklas bvnsdkmcv;sdvc
You: that will just show you're bad-ass
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: lol did it
You: cool, i just made a stranger over the internet bash his face into his keyboard
You: man i'm awesome!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#302731* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nybbles> How do you shut down X.
<tdfischer-fast> ctrl-alt-bkspace
<Nybbles> Or go to run level 3.
<tdfischer-fast> ctrl-alt-F2
<tdfischer-fast> login as root, then do 'init 3'
<-- Nybbles has left this server (Quit: Lost terminal).
<tdfischer-fast> brilliant |
#302780* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DEESPADE> WHY WEN I SIGN ON THEY SAY WRONG PASSWORD OR USERNAME AND ITS RIGHT
* DEESPADE has quit (Quit: Page closed)
<thewilled> Maybe it's the capslock key.
<thewilled> A pity you'll never know.Comment: sure, it's right
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#302840* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Alfihar hates matlab
<@Quinn|Notebook> No Wolfram Research for you?
<Alfihar> nope
<FoolOnHill> There is no Wolfram; there is only Rule 34 |
#302908* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Damien> lol i'm taking hentai requests for this guy on msn
<Damien> he thinks i'm a girl
<Damien> drawing hot pictures for him
<Damien> what a fag |
#303082* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&djb> e r o r a r maybe i should invent some new spellings
<&wombat> you already have...daft dennis' crappy rules of english spelling
<&djb> not crap
<&djb> no one wishes to speak the queens english /gramma like u
<&wombat> if they're misspelled words, they're crappy spelled words ;)
<&KT> well then, that makes a large percentage of chatters bad spellers lol.
<&wombat> that's one of the things chatrooms are famous for ;)
<&wombat> the other thing is horny males |
#303168* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<netz> RIGHT
<netz> SO
<netz> i've masturbated twice today
<Ham> netz, only?
<netz> and i'm still horny
<netz> WHAT DO I DO
<Muffin|iPod> netz: I've done it 5 times
<Muffin|iPod> In summer school
<netz> Muffin|iPod
<netz> loool
<netz> wait
<netz> you're in summer school?
<Muffin|iPod> Math is a birch
<Ham> Muffin|iPod, O_O
<Muffin|iPod> Bitch
<netz> lawlz
<netz> i passed everything
<netz> with a C or above
<netz> and i pretty much fucked around
<Muffin|iPod> I dis like math 2
<netz> all year
<Andrew12> HOW THE FUCK
<Andrew12> DID WE GO
<Andrew12> TO TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE MASTURBATED TODAY
<Andrew12> TO MATH
<Muffin|iPod> Idk
<Andrew12> DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW
<JStoker> they're similar enough. |
#303196* (?/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Sanitized] You type pretty entelligently for a kid.
[Sanitized] ..
[Sanitized] intelligently.
[Sanitized] Wow.
[Sanitized] How did I fuck that up. |
#303207* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> @urban yiff
* GameOver licks Moon_Doggy
<Little_Death> Moon_Doggy: yiff (1/15+): 1) (noun) Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes. 2) (acronym) (or more backronym) YIFF or Y. I. F. F. - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry" 3) (proper name) YIFF sound server. Program for Linux to help handle audio. 4) (noun) More or less (usually more) sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usu... 1) I heard foxes making the "yiff" noises. 2) He's a Y.I.F.F. 3) I've upgraded the yiff server. 4)
<Little_Death> ...
* GameOver licks Little_Death
<GameOver> =^_^=
<Bwaah> Shut up anusholes
<Bwaah> Some of us highlight to your botspam
<Moon_Doggy> Bwaah, what did you highlight on that
<noms> furry
<noms> obv
<Bwaah> So I don't miss hawt yiffage
<Annabear> bye Bwaah
<Moon_Doggy> lol |
#303324* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(sketch) Giggaflop: <girl name> is p cute
(Giggaflop) yeah i know
(Giggaflop) :)
(Giggaflop) she's 15 tho :P
(sketch) that's okay in the vatican
(sketch) ┐('～`；)┌Comment: Giggaflop posted some chick's Facebook picture
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#303344* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cale> Excuse me, this might be a dumb question. But how do I disconnect?
* Cale (~Cale@Rizon-D9509901.moldtelecom.md) Quit (Excess Flood)
<lbisc> like that :) |
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