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#303360* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(friend) so we have: Anger, Anger and possible NVLD, hyperactive and possible Aspergers Syndrome, baby, Easily Annoyed Panic Disorder and possible Aspergers Syndrome, and Bi Polar Disorder all in one car.Comment: I feel sorry for you.
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#303458* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<haxd> i do feel a bit like a pedophile though
<haxd> turns out it was actually her 17th birthday on sunday, not her 18th
<FiSHi> doesnt really matter dude "if theres grass on the wicket, PLAY CRICKET!"
<haxd> duuuuuuuude
<haxd> nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhtabout it |
#303460* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mtah> the iPad has no use. not even as a tray. |
#303646* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<robokitty> every now and then she'd start shaking all over, and the only remedy was force feeding her cheese |
#303714* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> NAMBLA is great!
<pitz> I've been a member since I was a little boy |
#303726* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< lars_bauer> Kuba, there is no right answer
< lars_bauer> c/right/clear/
< Deepy> Politics in #python?
< Deepy> oh, someone is nicknamed Kuba
* Deepy facepalms |
#303734* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fahadsadah> Where can I find a tonne of Brits?
< Crispy> Britain? |
#303735* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fahadsadah> Where can I find a tonne of Brits?
< Crispy> Britain?
< Crispy> Considering how much brits way, it won't take much to get a ton. Maybe 10 or so.Comment: (sorry for repost)
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#303756* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ETFROXX> 'ello
* B-Rad knuffelt jou
<B-Rad> hoe gaat het liefje?
<PianoMasta7> How dare you call her a hoe!
<B-Rad> that's the dutch word for how
<B-Rad> you ho
<PianoMasta7> Then...
<PianoMasta7> Hoe dare you call her a hoe! |
#303784* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meander> a truck full of curbs WOULD be the worst thing ever
<Koebi> which is the absolute worst thing that could ever exist
<meander> because i would be behind it and the door would just open and they would start flying out at me
<Koebi> they would just keep coming out like a clown car
<Koebi> until youre completely buried in them, and then they KEEP coming
<Koebi> until there are so many that it makes the earth's gravitational field collapse
<meander> exactly, and thats why it cant ever be allowed to exist XD
<Koebi> and then the world ends and is replaced by a giant, evergrowing pile of curbs that slowly creeps out and overtakes the universe
<Koebi> until the universe expands so much of curbs that IT collapses
<Koebi> creating another big bang
<Koebi> wherein the fundamental building blocks of the universe are replaced with curbs
<meander> i think we discovered how the universe works
<meander> every time the universe advances to the point where a truck full of curbs is possible, its like a god condition override and it collapses in, and reboots
<Koebi> and anticurbs, which we won't discover for several billion years after curbearth is formed
<meander> maybe theres a faulty sector on the part that stores the truck full of curbs modelComment: #equilibrium
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#303799* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XPieter> Anyone remember quemm and the tweak your config and autoexec.bat so you have x entries to choose from?
<theplic> lol
<theplic> no
<theplic> i was a dumb kid
<theplic> wait a minute
<theplic> im still dumb
<theplic> but i do love root beer |
#303801* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+PhoenixPyrrhus> because robot asked for pix
<+Jackie> link the red shirt one
<+Jackie> phoenix
==> PhoenixPyrrhus [chatzilla@65-255-77-251.dyn.hsi.pldi.net] killed by irc.420chan.org (Transporter accident) |
#303835* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lawwy> does a bottle of lotion count as for not being a virgin?
<B-Rad> no
<Lawwy> nvm then
<Lawwy> i'm a virgin |
#303911* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< robint91> my trusty rocketport never fails on me
* robint91 is happy
< nathan7> robint91: a rocketport?
< nathan7> robint91: that sounds like a port for your, erm, rocket |
#303991* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chocolate> she's a maneater!
* Sneaky bites off Chelle's pinky
<Chelle> ...-_-
<Chelle> O_O
<Sneaky> i warned ya
<Chelle> but i might need it..to play Wow
<Sneaky> nice how your eyes went from china chick ot OMG lol
<Sneaky> to*
<NinjaMilIsNinja> I should stop coming to this channel
<Chelle> lol....]
<Chelle> why?
* Crogge bites Chelles neck
<Chelle> o_O
<Sneaky> missing a pinky and now your gonna turn into a vampire...
<Sneaky> immortal with only 9 fingers...
<Chelle> hehehe ill stitch my pinky bak on
<Chelle> back
<Sneaky> not is i ate it...
<Sneaky> if*
<Chelle> you cannibal
<Sneaky> <<< undead
<Chelle> chelle is undead too....
<Sneaky> so then it is a finger that was past its date and rotted a little
<Chelle> chelledemons the belf lol
<Chelle> haha yeah...
<Chelle> i dont mind being a vampire crogge ...as long as i dont f**king glitter
<Chelle> haha had to say it
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#304017* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-->| Bluedemon (~chatzilla@nin-pals.com) has joined #BoredClub
<Bored> Hallo Bluedemon!
<Bluedemon> Fuck you, Bored.
<Bored> You know how I like it Bluedemon.
<Bluedemon> Fucking pedo bot.
<Bluedemon> GTFO
<--| Bluedemon has left #BoredClub
<Bored> I'll miss you
<GeekyLink> that made me actually LOL
<Bored> lawl |
#304018* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%Kitten|Draw> so do you remember that one time in the dark theater with a banana and a box of skittles? you kept telling me to stop? good times, good times. |
#304059* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CptJarryd> i didnt expect to hear from her as i slept with her best friend
<CptJarryd> >_>
<Rvbdeathbot> O_O
<Rvbdeathbot> nice
<CptJarryd> by slept, shared a bed with lol
<CptJarryd> i was too tired for anything more
<CptJarryd> she was soo keen though xD
<CptJarryd> i cant believe i was like na i wanna sleep
<Rvbdeathbot> you should've at least let her give you a BJ
<CptJarryd> haha yeah
<CptJarryd> i was REALLY drunk saturday night though >_>
<Rvbdeathbot> oh well
<Rvbdeathbot> you've gotten further then I'll ever get with a girl!
<CptJarryd> xD
<Rvbdeathbot> :(
<Eyce> Yeah but Jarryd's miles behind with men compared to you RVB |
#304081* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Immortal> !chuck
<Immortal> !chuck
<Immortal> !chuck
<Immortal> KING
<Shayne|Work> Immortal, shaddup
<Immortal> [Randon Chuck Norris Fact: Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.]
<Shayne|Work> damn spamz
* Sifaz is now known as Sifaz|Gaming
<Sifaz|Gaming> wow
* Sifaz|Gaming goes afk to get away from /b/
* King is now known as AFKing
<Immortal> lol
<Immortal> king u fgt
* You are now known as Sh[a]yne|Work |
#304105* (?/71) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eien> bitches be going up 'n down my dick like stock exchange |
#304122* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
matthias: do you have strong feelings about the _ between h and align, btw ?
matthias: Ben complained about that function name
_: and I wondered why I was highlighted |
#304130* (?/69) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Laxaria> foyur
<+Laxaria> fpour
<+Sellyme> four
<+Laxaria> four'
<+JaumeBG> four
<+Laxaria> four
<+JaumeBG> five
<&TriviaBot> Congratulations JaumeBG! The answer was "five". You got it in 6.609 seconds, raising your score by 3074 Points!Comment: #trivia on NothingButStyle
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#304273* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fax> penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/10/12/
* Raiven|work shakes head
<Raiven|work> mummies will never be as hot as vamps
<Raiven|work> and vamps have always been the hottest super natural
<Fax> except possibly fae
<Raiven|work> nope
<Raiven|work> no one thinks fae is hot
<Raiven|work> they're not sex interests
<Raiven|work> they want to be fae, but they don't want to fuck fae
<Fax> fae are hot for men
<Fax> vampires hot for women
<Raiven|work> which means they don't get their own tv show
<Raiven|work> because women rule the television market
<Fax> because if there was a show about fae and drama and them having sex with men
<Fax> it'd be on after 10 PM on HBO |
#304288* (?/81) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slifty> Your mom is so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!Comment: I got this on bash.org years ago, but bash is dead now so it belongs here too!
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#304292* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<indrora> Dicks.
* DmsnKtsn (~fox@FUR-E6139705.hsd1.al.comcast.net) has joined #linuxfurs
<indrora> Well /shit/ I can summon his ass with /that/? |
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