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#299975* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+JJ> seriously sometimes i think i sub concuiously take acid or somthing
<&Gringle> lol
<&Gringle> that would be cool
<&Bass|Work> lol |
#299999* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hellraiser> Wtf wheres my pants? |
#300018* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<Col^> Stranger: Hello.
<Col^> You: Hi!
<Col^> Stranger: m or f
<Col^> You: Male, you?
<Col^> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> omg
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<Col^> You: hi
<Col^> Stranger: Girl?
<Col^> You: No, please don't leave
<Col^> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<Col^> You: Hi
<Col^> You: Please - I'm male, but don't leave - im quite nice
<Col^> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> Fuck it |
#300030* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Afoxi slaps God around a bit with a large trout
<Afoxi> I've always wanted to do that. |
#300049* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[SpiderCat] though.....there was one chick.....HUGE fuckin rack....redhead....if you ever see her you'll know who I'm talkin about.
[DerKapitan] ginger’s are the antichrist.
[fwee] fuck
[DerKapitan] no
[fwee] just bent the front axle on my car
[DerKapitan] LOL
[DerKapitan] ouch
[DerKapitan] how?
[DerKapitan] and it better be epic.
[fwee] going around a corner and i hit the curb
[DerKapitan] add a fucking unicorn if you have to, I dont care
[DerKapitan] awwwww
[DerKapitan] you’re killing me. |
#300083* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<incluye> Today, I was reading a magazine, and looked on the side for the scrollbar.Comment: #n
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#300084* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jeff: so i found out that there's only two strains of smallpox left
Jeff: one's somewhere in europe... the other is at the cdc headquarters in georgia
Jeff: i'm going to break in and steal that one
Jeff: using some great elaborate break-in plan like in the movies
Jeff: then i will use it to take over the world
Will: good idea
Will: grab ebola while you're at it |
#300094* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Guest28783> <tl> I can't believe I just searched google to learn how to make a tuna sandwich |
#300100* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ailieron> Question: SHould I still do this extra project along with an oral defense just to get my grade up form a C+ to a B in a 1 unit course for college?
<Fax> "oral defense"?
<Ailieron> I got around |
#300132* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
hippopotas: ive never seen any thing more beautifuL?
Super. Aryan: yeah
Super. Aryan: blode hair
Super. Aryan: blue face
hippopotas: ya
Super. Aryan: wait
Super. Aryan: its blue eyse damnit
Super. Aryan: white face |
#300171* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
lolyea: how do you make chanserv stay in your channel?
LuminolBlue: You say, "Stay... Stay... Good Doggy."
LuminolBlue: And it usually listens. :DComment: #Freenode - Freenode IRC Network
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#300201* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(13:59:15) · +pinkyy · synd did u ever run and fuck a cow while running
(13:59:15) · +jimlorenzetti · pinky gimmie that method |
#300207* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Omnifox> my conscience is taking over
<Omnifox> starting to regret my actions
<Omnifox> shiiiit
<Fafnir> conscience is a bad thing
<Fafnir> kickban that, too
=-= Mode #bvs-colbertnation +b *conscience*!*@Over.Omnifoxs.left.shoulder by Fax
<Fax> /mode +o *LittleDevilMan*!*@Over.Omnifoxs.right.shoulderComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#300211* (?/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> We need a c-c-c-combo breaker
<Stormscape> like, black guy or something, or some straight-laced military buzzcut office worker type
»» navs|Zzz is the combo breaker
<fyreangel_> Holy shit, we have a negro?
<Stormscape> There's no black people on the Internet
<fyreangel_> Stormscape : Srsly nao having issues not laughing which is unhealthy to this extremely boring meeting.
<fyreangel_> It might make it interesting.
<Stormscape> niggas can't use computers
<Stormscape> what's a nigga gonna do with irc
<fyreangel_> Srsly stop.
<Stormscape> can't steal a car on irc |
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<amee2k> y'know in like 20 years floppies will be illegal cryptography because noone can read them anymoreComment: ##socialites
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#300240* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brink> I'm an irssi newbie. Is this working?
<Aerdan> No.
<brink> So you can't see what I'm typing?Comment: irc.freenode.org #irssi
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#300241* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: Lollating has quit (Quit: Ill be back in a sec. reason: Penis stuck in the blender) |
#300284* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Azurechat> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK GIRL-!
<Azurechat> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY PHALLUS FEMALE-!
<LHoT10820> Azurechat: You're putting the hyphen in the wrong spot.
<LHoT10820> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK-GIRL!
<LHoT10820> FEEL SO GOOD AROUND MY PHALLUS-FEMALE! |
#300350* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(00:45:03) Beyecixramd: stfu
(00:45:06) Beyecixramd: im not gay :'(
(00:45:07) Beyecixramd: im homo
(00:45:11) Beyecixramd: :'( :'(
(00:45:14) Beyecixramd: homo sapiens, lol
(00:45:15) Boosted`: homo sapiens?
(00:45:15) Beyecixramd: nah
(00:45:16) Boosted`: could be.
(00:45:20) Beyecixramd: LOL?!Comment: Too obvious, isn't it? (timestamps really do matter here)
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#300351* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< er1c_> holy crap its windy outside
< er1c_> my car was all over the road
< er1c_> 0. Southwest winds 15 to 25 mph with gusts to around 45 mph.
< doublemarked> er1c: yeah, that explains it
< er1c_> haha
< doublemarked> on a completely unrelated topic - how'd Beer Friday go?? :)
< er1c_> i opened my garage door and all of a sudden everything flew at meComment: #infoforcefeed Freenode
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#300361* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iamtheobject> You know what I hate !!?? is those automatic toilets that automatically flush when you get up, but they do it when you lean forward to wipe, and they wait a second, so it splashes your hand and your ass and the paper you put over the auto shit flushers eye ball conveniently fell off to allow all this to happen.. |
#300460* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< LumberCartel> I call it "Widows" to celebrate Steve Ballmer becoming a corporate widow since Bill Gates retired. |
#300471* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@timmo> say what you want about that sniper
<@timmo> but that dude knew how to fuck up a cityComment: #geekissues
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#300498* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
freshman: "I had to write 5 pages on coffee"
junior: "5 pages is nothing our lab was 30."
freshman: "but you didn't have to write it on coffee."
junior: "I wrote mine drunk!"
freshman: "no, ABOUT coffee."
junior: "ohhhhh, heh"Comment: in real life
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#300522* (?/41) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+kisps> i drink soymilk because i hate the taste of milk
<@lindsay> it's not soy milk. it's soy juice.
<+kisps> and im sensitive to it
<+r0d3nt> kisps: hippy.
<@lindsay> soy ain't got tits.
<+kisps> thats true
<+kisps> but
<+r0d3nt> kisps: goats milk
<+kisps> when its put into cartons
<+kisps> things are added to it to make it milk-like
<+kisps> metaphorically it is milk
<@lindsay> orange juice is in a carton. can we call it orange milk?
<+kisps> milk of the soybean
<+r0d3nt> it seperates. but no, good milk. is just MILk...
<+r0d3nt> they add vitamin D to it.... in " leaded"
<@lindsay> no, because "orangle milk" makes you puke a little when you think about it.
<+kisps> you can apply the word milk to anything
<+psypete> i'd milk those oranges
<+r0d3nt> i got some milk for you.
<+tylerknowsthis> you can milk a mop for dirty water
<+kisps> im milking the clerk for more money
<+mop> NO
<@lindsay> lmao! |
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